| Song | Tick Tock |
| Artist | The Tiger Lillies |
| Album | Punch and Judy |
| Tick tock goes the clock tick tick tick tick tick tick tock | |
| I remember as a young man in the young girl's arms | |
| Now I'm old and impotent waiting to be embalmed | |
| I remember as a young man marriage and childbirth | |
| Now I'm old and cynical and I've got a bloated girth | |
| I remember as a young man steady on my feet | |
| Now I need a walking stick and I haven't got any teeth |