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(jamie madrox) |
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"i got another funky rhyme |
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Another funky funky rhyme |
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I got another funky rhyme |
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Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice) |
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"awwww shit! |
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Twizted! |
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This is my shit man! |
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They're finna remake the wicked shit! |
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Jamie spit man!" |
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(jamie madrox) |
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"now they let the gates up so i bail |
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Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail |
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Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues |
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Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes |
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But i ain't naggin |
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Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin |
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Ain't been in the hoop ride long |
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And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone |
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Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load |
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Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know |
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The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three |
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Can't bitch santa don't ride your street |
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We can meet around the corner at kfc |
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You can take a cab and i'll pay the fee |
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When she showed up damn, she was out of luck |
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I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck |
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Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too |
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With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew |
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Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum |
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And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum |
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I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore |
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Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore |
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Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup |
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And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth |
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The bitch jumped up faster than a race |
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And told me how to bow to her face |
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So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i'ma go for mine |
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Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine |
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And a steak well done and an order of shrimp |
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Jamie madrox playin the pimp...uhh |
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Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed |
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Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit |
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But i ain't sayin nothin though |
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I ain't sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe |
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Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long |
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Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin |
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And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib |
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And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy |
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"your employed?" |
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"uhhhhh shit, naw" |
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(jamie madrox) |
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Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie |
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I mean him, lettin me grip his ride |
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Besides, he slipped me a fifty |
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But the again i'm kinda shifty |
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Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house |
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Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch |
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Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile |
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Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile |
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A juggalo's known for smackin ho's |
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But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode |
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(monoxide child) |
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Now laurie, you know i love you |
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So why don't you just let me fuck you |
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Look bitch, i know you's a freak |
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So let me get a little kiss on my cheek |
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And i'll fuck to go hit that |
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Come on nympho, and let me hit dat |
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Tell ya what, ya let me stick it |
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And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya |
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Ya little sewer skank |
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(violent j) |
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Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! |
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(monoxide child) |
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That's the shit j |
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85 bucks an hour, you wanna play |
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And that was that |
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A little smooth talkin and she was on her back |
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Ya never guess what |
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My first day out, and i caught my nut |
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(jamie maddrox & monoxide child) |
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First day out and i caught my nut (what) |
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First day out and i caught my nut (what) |
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First day out and i caught my nut (what) |
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Well shit bitch it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4x) |
