Fuckonthe1stdate Lyrics
| Song | Fuckonthe1stdate |
| Artist | Twiztid |
| Album | Freek Show |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Twiztid | |
| "Hi, my name's Lisa. I'm what some people call a sex addict. I mean just because I like to have sex with a lot of boys doesn't make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and suck ******* and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em, pull that mother******* out and let me see it, and get started." | |
| (Monoxide Child) | |
| Now let me introduce myself as the man | |
| ******' every ************ in the world that says I can | |
| And I won't even play with you ******* that don't ******* | |
| All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked | |
| And I don't need all the stress and all the games | |
| And all the callin' me names | |
| And frontin' like your sane, ************ | |
| You ain't ************t, but a hoe and a trick | |
| And all you're good for is hopefully ******' | |
| and suckin' ************ | |
| Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen | |
| Cause I was ******' hoes like you before the rappin' | |
| Don't get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek | |
| And get my ************ to spla************n' and cummin' on bed sheets | |
| I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid | |
| "Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?" | |
| ******* that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass | |
| I don't even want no stankin' ******* | |
| thinkin' bout my cash | |
| (Chorus 2x) | |
| ************, is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass | |
| You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast | |
| But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass | |
| (Jamie Madrox) | |
| Hey ************ with the big lips, I'm a young ******* | |
| With crazy ******* in my hips | |
| And I can make you do things you're afraid to do | |
| And by the end of the night, you'll want me to ******* you | |
| Hey ************, that's a nice ass | |
| Let me see you strip down to flesh | |
| and show me a flashdance | |
| Got me risin' in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent | |
| It's just a video camera, no need to get upset | |
| Hey ************, do you like sex? | |
| Well me too, I'ma pull my ************ out | |
| and this is what we gon' do | |
| ******* till the sun comes up, and fall asleep | |
| Leavin' *******es battered, abused, and numb for weeks | |
| You say you've never sucked ************, a minor obstacle | |
| Just pretend that my ************ is a popsicle | |
| And lick it all on the sides and tip | |
| You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips | |
| (Chorus 2x) | |
| ************, is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass | |
| You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast | |
| But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass | |
| (Monoxide Child) | |
| You can tell it from the get-go ************, I ain't the one | |
| And strictly for your info ************, you ain't the bomb | |
| I done ****** many two and three hoes at a time | |
| And the most hoes I ****** in one night is like five(Daaaamn!!) | |
| You can say that I'm addicted to sex | |
| But if you know my steez, | |
| then you know I'm addicted to death | |
| Monoxide ******' ******* left and right | |
| Let a killa know, if ya ******' tonight | |
| (Jamie Madrox) | |
| Hey ************, do ya shave your peach? | |
| I can check cause your beaver's within my arms reach | |
| (Just so stubbily!!) | |
| Leave a rash on my ******* | |
| Yurned up cradle and tubs of Icy-Hot | |
| Hey ************, would you finger your box? | |
| And rub the butt of the ******* named Madrox | |
| Half hour killa with an hour worth of ************ | |
| So do you wanna *******? | |
| Hey you, hey ************? | |
| (Chorus 2x) | |
| ************, is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass | |
| You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast | |
| But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass | |
| (Jamie Madrox) | |
| You stupid ************!! What the ******* you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna *******? Who the ******* you think you are, Mutha******' Liz Clayborne ************? I don't like that ************t...and I don't like you. So if you ain't ******', you need to bounce, ************!! That's on my moms!! I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead ************t!! |
| zuo qu : Twiztid | |
| " Hi, my name' s Lisa. I' m what some people call a sex addict. I mean just because I like to have sex with a lot of boys doesn' t make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and suck and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell ' em, pull that mother out and let me see it, and get started." | |
| Monoxide Child | |
| Now let me introduce myself as the man | |
| ' every in the world that says I can | |
| And I won' t even play with you that don' t | |
| All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked | |
| And I don' t need all the stress and all the games | |
| And all the callin' me names | |
| And frontin' like your sane, | |
| You ain' t t, but a hoe and a trick | |
| And all you' re good for is hopefully ' | |
| and suckin' | |
| Wanna blame it on my music? Well that' ll never happen | |
| Cause I was ' hoes like you before the rappin' | |
| Don' t get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek | |
| And get my to spla n' and cummin' on bed sheets | |
| I' m a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid | |
| " Any hookers here tonight that' s lookin' to get paid?" | |
| that, I won' t spend no nickel on no ass | |
| I don' t even want no stankin' | |
| thinkin' bout my cash | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| Hey with the big lips, I' m a young | |
| With crazy in my hips | |
| And I can make you do things you' re afraid to do | |
| And by the end of the night, you' ll want me to you | |
| Hey , that' s a nice ass | |
| Let me see you strip down to flesh | |
| and show me a flashdance | |
| Got me risin' in my pants and I' m pitchin' a tent | |
| It' s just a video camera, no need to get upset | |
| Hey , do you like sex? | |
| Well me too, I' ma pull my out | |
| and this is what we gon' do | |
| till the sun comes up, and fall asleep | |
| Leavin' es battered, abused, and numb for weeks | |
| You say you' ve never sucked , a minor obstacle | |
| Just pretend that my is a popsicle | |
| And lick it all on the sides and tip | |
| You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Monoxide Child | |
| You can tell it from the getgo , I ain' t the one | |
| And strictly for your info , you ain' t the bomb | |
| I done many two and three hoes at a time | |
| And the most hoes I in one night is like five Daaaamn!! | |
| You can say that I' m addicted to sex | |
| But if you know my steez, | |
| then you know I' m addicted to death | |
| Monoxide ' left and right | |
| Let a killa know, if ya ' tonight | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| Hey , do ya shave your peach? | |
| I can check cause your beaver' s within my arms reach | |
| Just so stubbily!! | |
| Leave a rash on my | |
| Yurned up cradle and tubs of IcyHot | |
| Hey , would you finger your box? | |
| And rub the butt of the named Madrox | |
| Half hour killa with an hour worth of | |
| So do you wanna ? | |
| Hey you, hey ? | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| You stupid !! What the you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don' t wanna ? Who the you think you are, Mutha' Liz Clayborne ? I don' t like that t... and I don' t like you. So if you ain' t ', you need to bounce, !! That' s on my moms!! I' m lookin' for ass, money, and dead t!! |
| zuò qǔ : Twiztid | |
| " Hi, my name' s Lisa. I' m what some people call a sex addict. I mean just because I like to have sex with a lot of boys doesn' t make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and suck and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell ' em, pull that mother out and let me see it, and get started." | |
| Monoxide Child | |
| Now let me introduce myself as the man | |
| ' every in the world that says I can | |
| And I won' t even play with you that don' t | |
| All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked | |
| And I don' t need all the stress and all the games | |
| And all the callin' me names | |
| And frontin' like your sane, | |
| You ain' t t, but a hoe and a trick | |
| And all you' re good for is hopefully ' | |
| and suckin' | |
| Wanna blame it on my music? Well that' ll never happen | |
| Cause I was ' hoes like you before the rappin' | |
| Don' t get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek | |
| And get my to spla n' and cummin' on bed sheets | |
| I' m a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid | |
| " Any hookers here tonight that' s lookin' to get paid?" | |
| that, I won' t spend no nickel on no ass | |
| I don' t even want no stankin' | |
| thinkin' bout my cash | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| Hey with the big lips, I' m a young | |
| With crazy in my hips | |
| And I can make you do things you' re afraid to do | |
| And by the end of the night, you' ll want me to you | |
| Hey , that' s a nice ass | |
| Let me see you strip down to flesh | |
| and show me a flashdance | |
| Got me risin' in my pants and I' m pitchin' a tent | |
| It' s just a video camera, no need to get upset | |
| Hey , do you like sex? | |
| Well me too, I' ma pull my out | |
| and this is what we gon' do | |
| till the sun comes up, and fall asleep | |
| Leavin' es battered, abused, and numb for weeks | |
| You say you' ve never sucked , a minor obstacle | |
| Just pretend that my is a popsicle | |
| And lick it all on the sides and tip | |
| You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Monoxide Child | |
| You can tell it from the getgo , I ain' t the one | |
| And strictly for your info , you ain' t the bomb | |
| I done many two and three hoes at a time | |
| And the most hoes I in one night is like five Daaaamn!! | |
| You can say that I' m addicted to sex | |
| But if you know my steez, | |
| then you know I' m addicted to death | |
| Monoxide ' left and right | |
| Let a killa know, if ya ' tonight | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| Hey , do ya shave your peach? | |
| I can check cause your beaver' s within my arms reach | |
| Just so stubbily!! | |
| Leave a rash on my | |
| Yurned up cradle and tubs of IcyHot | |
| Hey , would you finger your box? | |
| And rub the butt of the named Madrox | |
| Half hour killa with an hour worth of | |
| So do you wanna ? | |
| Hey you, hey ? | |
| Chorus 2x | |
| , is you comin' out of them pants? | |
| I' m trying to figure out whether or not I' m gettin' ass | |
| You' re callin' me a freak, sayin' I' m movin' too fast | |
| But if you don' t on the first date, I' m leavin' that ass | |
| Jamie Madrox | |
| You stupid !! What the you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don' t wanna ? Who the you think you are, Mutha' Liz Clayborne ? I don' t like that t... and I don' t like you. So if you ain' t ', you need to bounce, !! That' s on my moms!! I' m lookin' for ass, money, and dead t!! |
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