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Well, your skeletons in the closet are introducing themselves |
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The knick-knacks wisecrack there on the shelf |
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You told him that you loved him, but he's hissin' at you |
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What else is new, what else is new, what else is new |
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Cause your old man's a counterfeit, your daughter's a lush |
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It's you and Mickey Spillane, and the lady's in a hush(?) |
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Someone's stealin' your heart, someone's stealin' your car |
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What else is new |
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Well now, your creditors hate you, and so do your kids |
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Your footballin' sweetheart is down on the skids |
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And now the parks are full of fugitives, the trees are on fire |
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What else is new, what else is new |
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Now you see, the cigarette machines are busted, you can't get no change |
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And somebody cancels everything you arrange |
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For every invitation gets your RSVP |
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What else is new, what else is new, what else is new, what else is new |
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Well now, the rockin' chair's busted, your ashtrays are full |
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Your evenings and your afternoons are usually dull |
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So you toast to the Toastmaster toaster and you |
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What else is new, what else is new, what else is new, what else is new |
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You gotta tell me, what else is new |
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What else is new |
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What else is new, what else is new, what else is new |
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What else is new |
