Step Right Up

Step Right Up Lyrics

Song Step Right Up
Artist Tom Waits
Album Used Songs (1973-1980)
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[00:11.33] Step right up step right up step right up
[00:17.19] Everyones a winner bargains galore
[00:20.82] Thats right you too can be the proud owner
[00:23.25] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
[00:28.05] One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales
[00:34.11] You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring
[00:38.05] Something for the little lady something for the little lady
[00:40.23] Something for the little lady hmm
[00:42.10] Three for a dollar
[00:43.92] We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale
[00:46.86] And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today
[00:51.42] Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you
[00:56.98] They come in all colors one size fits all
[01:00.91] No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery
[01:03.53] Everything must go going out of business going out of business
[01:06.96] Going out of business sale
[01:08.71] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man
[01:13.43] Dont settle for less
[01:14.87] How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume
[01:19.48] Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate
[01:23.18] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:25.12] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:27.00] You can step right up step right up
[01:30.43] Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices
[01:32.54] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
[01:36.65] And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
[01:38.96] It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
[01:41.71] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens
[01:46.46] And it finds that slipper thats been at large
[01:48.51] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
[01:51.62] And it plays a mean rhythm master
[01:53.70] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
[01:56.53] And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up
[02:02.65] Cause it forges your signature
[02:04.65] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product
[02:08.21] For complete refund of price of purchase
[02:10.71] Step right up
[02:12.52] Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations
[02:15.50] You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it
[02:19.25] Swim in it sleep in it
[02:20.31] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it
[02:22.37] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right
[02:25.78] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet
[02:31.40] Tired of being the life of the party
[02:33.52] Change your shorts change your life change your life
[02:36.83] Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy get rid of your wife
[02:40.37] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax
[02:43.96] Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator
[02:46.70] See you later alligator
[02:47.58] And it steals your car
[02:49.31] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking
[02:51.25] Its a friend and its a companion
[02:52.93] And its the only product you will ever need
[02:55.00] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
[02:58.95] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff
[03:02.50] Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job
[03:07.68] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
[03:11.93] And it gives you denture breath
[03:15.17] And you know its a friend and its a companion
[03:18.84] And it gets rid of your travelers checks
[03:21.46] Its new its improved its old-fashioned
[03:22.84] Well it takes care of business never needs winding
[03:26.03] Never needs winding never needs winding
[03:28.84] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis
[03:30.89] Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
[03:33.81] Cmon cmon cmon cmon
[03:37.80] Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors
[03:41.50] It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection
[03:45.03] It gives you an erection it wins the election
[03:47.90] Why put up with painful corns any longer
[03:50.03] Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home
[03:54.15] We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed
[04:01.27] How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it
[04:04.27] We need your business were going out of business
[04:08.18] Well give you the business
[04:09.74] Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
[04:13.33] Receive our free brochure free brochure
[04:18.69] Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included
[04:25.91] Send before midnight tomorrow terms available
[04:28.01] Step right up step right up step right up
[04:34.37] You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
[04:41.18] Step right up you can step right up you can step right up
[04:46.42] Cmon step right up
[04:49.84] (get away from me kid you bother me )
[04:51.47] Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon
[05:13.38] Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up
[05:18.81] Cmon and step right up
[00:11.33] Step right up step right up step right up
[00:17.19] Everyones a winner bargains galore
[00:20.82] Thats right you too can be the proud owner
[00:23.25] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
[00:28.05] Onetenth of a dollar onetenth of a dollar we got service after sales
[00:34.11] You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring
[00:38.05] Something for the little lady something for the little lady
[00:40.23] Something for the little lady hmm
[00:42.10] Three for a dollar
[00:43.92] We got a yearend clearance we got a white sale
[00:46.86] And a smokedamaged furniture you can drive it away today
[00:51.42] Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you
[00:56.98] They come in all colors one size fits all
[01:00.91] No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery
[01:03.53] Everything must go going out of business going out of business
[01:06.96] Going out of business sale
[01:08.71] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man
[01:13.43] Dont settle for less
[01:14.87] How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume
[01:19.48] Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate
[01:23.18] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:25.12] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:27.00] You can step right up step right up
[01:30.43] Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices
[01:32.54] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
[01:36.65] And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
[01:38.96] It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
[01:41.71] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens
[01:46.46] And it finds that slipper thats been at large
[01:48.51] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
[01:51.62] And it plays a mean rhythm master
[01:53.70] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
[01:56.53] And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up
[02:02.65] Cause it forges your signature
[02:04.65] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product
[02:08.21] For complete refund of price of purchase
[02:10.71] Step right up
[02:12.52] Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations
[02:15.50] You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it
[02:19.25] Swim in it sleep in it
[02:20.31] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it
[02:22.37] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right
[02:25.78] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet
[02:31.40] Tired of being the life of the party
[02:33.52] Change your shorts change your life change your life
[02:36.83] Change into a nineyearold hindu boy get rid of your wife
[02:40.37] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax
[02:43.96] Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator
[02:46.70] See you later alligator
[02:47.58] And it steals your car
[02:49.31] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking
[02:51.25] Its a friend and its a companion
[02:52.93] And its the only product you will ever need
[02:55.00] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
[02:58.95] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff
[03:02.50] Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job
[03:07.68] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
[03:11.93] And it gives you denture breath
[03:15.17] And you know its a friend and its a companion
[03:18.84] And it gets rid of your travelers checks
[03:21.46] Its new its improved its oldfashioned
[03:22.84] Well it takes care of business never needs winding
[03:26.03] Never needs winding never needs winding
[03:28.84] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis
[03:30.89] Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
[03:33.81] Cmon cmon cmon cmon
[03:37.80] Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors
[03:41.50] It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection
[03:45.03] It gives you an erection it wins the election
[03:47.90] Why put up with painful corns any longer
[03:50.03] Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home
[03:54.15] We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed
[04:01.27] How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it
[04:04.27] We need your business were going out of business
[04:08.18] Well give you the business
[04:09.74] Get on the business end of our goingoutofbusiness sale
[04:13.33] Receive our free brochure free brochure
[04:18.69] Read the easytofollow assembly instructions batteries not included
[04:25.91] Send before midnight tomorrow terms available
[04:28.01] Step right up step right up step right up
[04:34.37] You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
[04:41.18] Step right up you can step right up you can step right up
[04:46.42] Cmon step right up
[04:49.84] get away from me kid you bother me
[04:51.47] Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon
[05:13.38] Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up
[05:18.81] Cmon and step right up
[00:11.33] Step right up step right up step right up
[00:17.19] Everyones a winner bargains galore
[00:20.82] Thats right you too can be the proud owner
[00:23.25] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
[00:28.05] Onetenth of a dollar onetenth of a dollar we got service after sales
[00:34.11] You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring
[00:38.05] Something for the little lady something for the little lady
[00:40.23] Something for the little lady hmm
[00:42.10] Three for a dollar
[00:43.92] We got a yearend clearance we got a white sale
[00:46.86] And a smokedamaged furniture you can drive it away today
[00:51.42] Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you
[00:56.98] They come in all colors one size fits all
[01:00.91] No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery
[01:03.53] Everything must go going out of business going out of business
[01:06.96] Going out of business sale
[01:08.71] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man
[01:13.43] Dont settle for less
[01:14.87] How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume
[01:19.48] Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate
[01:23.18] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:25.12] Dont be caught with your drawers down
[01:27.00] You can step right up step right up
[01:30.43] Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices
[01:32.54] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
[01:36.65] And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
[01:38.96] It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
[01:41.71] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens
[01:46.46] And it finds that slipper thats been at large
[01:48.51] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
[01:51.62] And it plays a mean rhythm master
[01:53.70] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
[01:56.53] And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up
[02:02.65] Cause it forges your signature
[02:04.65] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product
[02:08.21] For complete refund of price of purchase
[02:10.71] Step right up
[02:12.52] Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations
[02:15.50] You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it
[02:19.25] Swim in it sleep in it
[02:20.31] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it
[02:22.37] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right
[02:25.78] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet
[02:31.40] Tired of being the life of the party
[02:33.52] Change your shorts change your life change your life
[02:36.83] Change into a nineyearold hindu boy get rid of your wife
[02:40.37] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax
[02:43.96] Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator
[02:46.70] See you later alligator
[02:47.58] And it steals your car
[02:49.31] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking
[02:51.25] Its a friend and its a companion
[02:52.93] And its the only product you will ever need
[02:55.00] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
[02:58.95] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff
[03:02.50] Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job
[03:07.68] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
[03:11.93] And it gives you denture breath
[03:15.17] And you know its a friend and its a companion
[03:18.84] And it gets rid of your travelers checks
[03:21.46] Its new its improved its oldfashioned
[03:22.84] Well it takes care of business never needs winding
[03:26.03] Never needs winding never needs winding
[03:28.84] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis
[03:30.89] Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
[03:33.81] Cmon cmon cmon cmon
[03:37.80] Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors
[03:41.50] It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection
[03:45.03] It gives you an erection it wins the election
[03:47.90] Why put up with painful corns any longer
[03:50.03] Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home
[03:54.15] We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed
[04:01.27] How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it
[04:04.27] We need your business were going out of business
[04:08.18] Well give you the business
[04:09.74] Get on the business end of our goingoutofbusiness sale
[04:13.33] Receive our free brochure free brochure
[04:18.69] Read the easytofollow assembly instructions batteries not included
[04:25.91] Send before midnight tomorrow terms available
[04:28.01] Step right up step right up step right up
[04:34.37] You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
[04:41.18] Step right up you can step right up you can step right up
[04:46.42] Cmon step right up
[04:49.84] get away from me kid you bother me
[04:51.47] Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon
[05:13.38] Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up
[05:18.81] Cmon and step right up
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