Song | Step Right Up |
Artist | Tom Waits |
Album | Used Songs (1973-1980) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:11.33] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[00:17.19] | Everyones a winner bargains galore |
[00:20.82] | Thats right you too can be the proud owner |
[00:23.25] | Of the quality goes in before the name goes on |
[00:28.05] | One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales |
[00:34.11] | You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring |
[00:38.05] | Something for the little lady something for the little lady |
[00:40.23] | Something for the little lady hmm |
[00:42.10] | Three for a dollar |
[00:43.92] | We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale |
[00:46.86] | And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today |
[00:51.42] | Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you |
[00:56.98] | They come in all colors one size fits all |
[01:00.91] | No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery |
[01:03.53] | Everything must go going out of business going out of business |
[01:06.96] | Going out of business sale |
[01:08.71] | Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man |
[01:13.43] | Dont settle for less |
[01:14.87] | How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume |
[01:19.48] | Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate |
[01:23.18] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:25.12] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:27.00] | You can step right up step right up |
[01:30.43] | Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices |
[01:32.54] | Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn |
[01:36.65] | And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school |
[01:38.96] | It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots |
[01:41.71] | It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens |
[01:46.46] | And it finds that slipper thats been at large |
[01:48.51] | Under the chaise lounge for several weeks |
[01:51.62] | And it plays a mean rhythm master |
[01:53.70] | It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar |
[01:56.53] | And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up |
[02:02.65] | Cause it forges your signature |
[02:04.65] | If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product |
[02:08.21] | For complete refund of price of purchase |
[02:10.71] | Step right up |
[02:12.52] | Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations |
[02:15.50] | You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:19.25] | Swim in it sleep in it |
[02:20.31] | Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:22.37] | Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right |
[02:25.78] | And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet |
[02:31.40] | Tired of being the life of the party |
[02:33.52] | Change your shorts change your life change your life |
[02:36.83] | Change into a nine-year-old hindu boy get rid of your wife |
[02:40.37] | And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax |
[02:43.96] | Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator |
[02:46.70] | See you later alligator |
[02:47.58] | And it steals your car |
[02:49.31] | It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking |
[02:51.25] | Its a friend and its a companion |
[02:52.93] | And its the only product you will ever need |
[02:55.00] | Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing |
[02:58.95] | Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff |
[03:02.50] | Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job |
[03:07.68] | And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange |
[03:11.93] | And it gives you denture breath |
[03:15.17] | And you know its a friend and its a companion |
[03:18.84] | And it gets rid of your travelers checks |
[03:21.46] | Its new its improved its old-fashioned |
[03:22.84] | Well it takes care of business never needs winding |
[03:26.03] | Never needs winding never needs winding |
[03:28.84] | Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis |
[03:30.89] | Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy |
[03:33.81] | Cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[03:37.80] | Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors |
[03:41.50] | It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection |
[03:45.03] | It gives you an erection it wins the election |
[03:47.90] | Why put up with painful corns any longer |
[03:50.03] | Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home |
[03:54.15] | We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed |
[04:01.27] | How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it |
[04:04.27] | We need your business were going out of business |
[04:08.18] | Well give you the business |
[04:09.74] | Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale |
[04:13.33] | Receive our free brochure free brochure |
[04:18.69] | Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included |
[04:25.91] | Send before midnight tomorrow terms available |
[04:28.01] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[04:34.37] | You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away |
[04:41.18] | Step right up you can step right up you can step right up |
[04:46.42] | Cmon step right up |
[04:49.84] | (get away from me kid you bother me ) |
[04:51.47] | Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[05:13.38] | Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up |
[05:18.81] | Cmon and step right up |
[00:11.33] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[00:17.19] | Everyones a winner bargains galore |
[00:20.82] | Thats right you too can be the proud owner |
[00:23.25] | Of the quality goes in before the name goes on |
[00:28.05] | Onetenth of a dollar onetenth of a dollar we got service after sales |
[00:34.11] | You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring |
[00:38.05] | Something for the little lady something for the little lady |
[00:40.23] | Something for the little lady hmm |
[00:42.10] | Three for a dollar |
[00:43.92] | We got a yearend clearance we got a white sale |
[00:46.86] | And a smokedamaged furniture you can drive it away today |
[00:51.42] | Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you |
[00:56.98] | They come in all colors one size fits all |
[01:00.91] | No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery |
[01:03.53] | Everything must go going out of business going out of business |
[01:06.96] | Going out of business sale |
[01:08.71] | Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man |
[01:13.43] | Dont settle for less |
[01:14.87] | How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume |
[01:19.48] | Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate |
[01:23.18] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:25.12] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:27.00] | You can step right up step right up |
[01:30.43] | Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices |
[01:32.54] | Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn |
[01:36.65] | And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school |
[01:38.96] | It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots |
[01:41.71] | It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens |
[01:46.46] | And it finds that slipper thats been at large |
[01:48.51] | Under the chaise lounge for several weeks |
[01:51.62] | And it plays a mean rhythm master |
[01:53.70] | It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar |
[01:56.53] | And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up |
[02:02.65] | Cause it forges your signature |
[02:04.65] | If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product |
[02:08.21] | For complete refund of price of purchase |
[02:10.71] | Step right up |
[02:12.52] | Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations |
[02:15.50] | You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:19.25] | Swim in it sleep in it |
[02:20.31] | Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:22.37] | Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right |
[02:25.78] | And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet |
[02:31.40] | Tired of being the life of the party |
[02:33.52] | Change your shorts change your life change your life |
[02:36.83] | Change into a nineyearold hindu boy get rid of your wife |
[02:40.37] | And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax |
[02:43.96] | Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator |
[02:46.70] | See you later alligator |
[02:47.58] | And it steals your car |
[02:49.31] | It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking |
[02:51.25] | Its a friend and its a companion |
[02:52.93] | And its the only product you will ever need |
[02:55.00] | Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing |
[02:58.95] | Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff |
[03:02.50] | Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job |
[03:07.68] | And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange |
[03:11.93] | And it gives you denture breath |
[03:15.17] | And you know its a friend and its a companion |
[03:18.84] | And it gets rid of your travelers checks |
[03:21.46] | Its new its improved its oldfashioned |
[03:22.84] | Well it takes care of business never needs winding |
[03:26.03] | Never needs winding never needs winding |
[03:28.84] | Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis |
[03:30.89] | Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy |
[03:33.81] | Cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[03:37.80] | Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors |
[03:41.50] | It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection |
[03:45.03] | It gives you an erection it wins the election |
[03:47.90] | Why put up with painful corns any longer |
[03:50.03] | Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home |
[03:54.15] | We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed |
[04:01.27] | How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it |
[04:04.27] | We need your business were going out of business |
[04:08.18] | Well give you the business |
[04:09.74] | Get on the business end of our goingoutofbusiness sale |
[04:13.33] | Receive our free brochure free brochure |
[04:18.69] | Read the easytofollow assembly instructions batteries not included |
[04:25.91] | Send before midnight tomorrow terms available |
[04:28.01] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[04:34.37] | You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away |
[04:41.18] | Step right up you can step right up you can step right up |
[04:46.42] | Cmon step right up |
[04:49.84] | get away from me kid you bother me |
[04:51.47] | Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[05:13.38] | Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up |
[05:18.81] | Cmon and step right up |
[00:11.33] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[00:17.19] | Everyones a winner bargains galore |
[00:20.82] | Thats right you too can be the proud owner |
[00:23.25] | Of the quality goes in before the name goes on |
[00:28.05] | Onetenth of a dollar onetenth of a dollar we got service after sales |
[00:34.11] | You need perfume we got perfume how bout an engagement ring |
[00:38.05] | Something for the little lady something for the little lady |
[00:40.23] | Something for the little lady hmm |
[00:42.10] | Three for a dollar |
[00:43.92] | We got a yearend clearance we got a white sale |
[00:46.86] | And a smokedamaged furniture you can drive it away today |
[00:51.42] | Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you |
[00:56.98] | They come in all colors one size fits all |
[01:00.91] | No muss no fuss no spills youre tired of kitchen drudgery |
[01:03.53] | Everything must go going out of business going out of business |
[01:06.96] | Going out of business sale |
[01:08.71] | Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man |
[01:13.43] | Dont settle for less |
[01:14.87] | How do we do it how do we do it volume volume turn up the volume |
[01:19.48] | Now youve heard it advertised dont hesitate |
[01:23.18] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:25.12] | Dont be caught with your drawers down |
[01:27.00] | You can step right up step right up |
[01:30.43] | Thats right it filets it chops it dices slices |
[01:32.54] | Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn |
[01:36.65] | And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school |
[01:38.96] | It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots |
[01:41.71] | It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens |
[01:46.46] | And it finds that slipper thats been at large |
[01:48.51] | Under the chaise lounge for several weeks |
[01:51.62] | And it plays a mean rhythm master |
[01:53.70] | It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar |
[01:56.53] | And its only a dollar step right up its only a dollar step right up |
[02:02.65] | Cause it forges your signature |
[02:04.65] | If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product |
[02:08.21] | For complete refund of price of purchase |
[02:10.71] | Step right up |
[02:12.52] | Please allow thirty days for delivery dont be fooled by cheap imitations |
[02:15.50] | You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:19.25] | Swim in it sleep in it |
[02:20.31] | Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it |
[02:22.37] | Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets thats right |
[02:25.78] | And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet |
[02:31.40] | Tired of being the life of the party |
[02:33.52] | Change your shorts change your life change your life |
[02:36.83] | Change into a nineyearold hindu boy get rid of your wife |
[02:40.37] | And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax |
[02:43.96] | Doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator |
[02:46.70] | See you later alligator |
[02:47.58] | And it steals your car |
[02:49.31] | It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking |
[02:51.25] | Its a friend and its a companion |
[02:52.93] | And its the only product you will ever need |
[02:55.00] | Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing |
[02:58.95] | Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff |
[03:02.50] | Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job |
[03:07.68] | And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange |
[03:11.93] | And it gives you denture breath |
[03:15.17] | And you know its a friend and its a companion |
[03:18.84] | And it gets rid of your travelers checks |
[03:21.46] | Its new its improved its oldfashioned |
[03:22.84] | Well it takes care of business never needs winding |
[03:26.03] | Never needs winding never needs winding |
[03:28.84] | Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis |
[03:30.89] | Christ you dont know the meaning of heartbreak buddy |
[03:33.81] | Cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[03:37.80] | Cause its effective its defective it creates household odors |
[03:41.50] | It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection |
[03:45.03] | It gives you an erection it wins the election |
[03:47.90] | Why put up with painful corns any longer |
[03:50.03] | Its a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home |
[03:54.15] | We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed |
[04:01.27] | How do we do it how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it |
[04:04.27] | We need your business were going out of business |
[04:08.18] | Well give you the business |
[04:09.74] | Get on the business end of our goingoutofbusiness sale |
[04:13.33] | Receive our free brochure free brochure |
[04:18.69] | Read the easytofollow assembly instructions batteries not included |
[04:25.91] | Send before midnight tomorrow terms available |
[04:28.01] | Step right up step right up step right up |
[04:34.37] | You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away |
[04:41.18] | Step right up you can step right up you can step right up |
[04:46.42] | Cmon step right up |
[04:49.84] | get away from me kid you bother me |
[04:51.47] | Step right up step right up step right up cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon |
[05:13.38] | Step right up you can step right up cmon and step right up |
[05:18.81] | Cmon and step right up |