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Yo, now I'm s'posed to be cool under the collar, |
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A student of the dollar, a proven scholar in the school of commerce. |
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A dude who's smooth and styled but whom never loses calm, |
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or drool and slobber like a fool and fall for a doll like Julia Roberts. |
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But still they get to me like Destiny's Child, |
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Don't drive me wild intellectually they fresh to see. |
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I guess I'm being a misogynist and I acknowledge this, |
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The problem is I just don't see all girls as goddesses. |
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'Cause a lot of them I think less, like princess, |
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Why's this silly pseudo pimp pressed against your pink dress? |
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When he drinks Ex does his stink breath impress, |
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'Cause he has no genuine interest, the only thing's sex. |
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Not your heart, soul, or IQ and why do I know this, |
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Well miss I try boo , but I'm a guy too, |
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And so I'm qualified to say, |
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That what a lot of guys display are just some hollow lies devised to get play. |
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But I won't apologize cause most of y'all ain't slow chicks, |
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With no wits so when a pro approaches you should know this, |
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Its easy decodin' the motives of these horny guys. |
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You're roses but the thorns you expose keep me torn inside, |
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And keep me writin poems devoted to my corny side, |
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So prob'ly still be home with my folks when I'm 45. |
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So I'm not quick to give props to cute chicks though they're hot, |
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'Cause dude the awful truth is when it comes to love they don't got us a clue. |
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Like how does Pretty Woman constitute a romance? |
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Some old man that's got some loot knockin' boots with a prostitute. |
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So homey don't be led astray in any way, |
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When women say they want a man they mean a wallet and a wedding day. |
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Still them girls with extensions in their hair and pretentious inner wear, |
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That leaves me all defenseless in their stares. |
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But they don't care for my attention which is senseless, |
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'Cause i swear that there's no need to mention good intentioned men are scarce. |
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I want a Clair Huxtable, I want a Clair Huxtable y'all, |
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See if I had a Clair Huxtable I'd tell her shyly, |
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I'm like the letter Q, nowhere without U beside me. |
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Nah, I won't make this any cheesier. |
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Maybe I don't hate 'cause they're sleazier, |
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But simply 'cause that way it's easier. |
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I'm scared to fail so, |
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even if the chick has got a halo and a fat tail, |
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Like J-lo I'll still lay low. |
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This frail soul has only got his pride to protect him, |
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So I'll deny a connection instead of vie for affection. |
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Plus we find it soothing to mock the short skirts, |
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'Cause that length tends to mirror our sense of self worth sometimes. |
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Instead of being free from these confines, |
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its safer to stay disgruntled and just pummel dumb minds with punchlines. |
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Without discretion or respect to give 'em, |
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'Cause a good offense is the best defense mechanism. |
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So I don't feel like tellin' y'all to throw your hands in the air, |
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And wave 'em all around cause I just don't care. |
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I'm a sharp jerk who leaves his heart's hurt |
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Buried deep beneath the smart smirk and in parts of my darker artwork. |
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My partners out there but we ain't together still, |
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So I better build with someone 'cause I doubt that we ever will. |
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And if I never feel love at least I'll never cry, |
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If only fools fall guess I'm a pretty clever guy. |
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For never trying and just voluntarily staying solitaire, |
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'Cause in all sincerity who wants to marry me? |
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I'm callous and cold and I've grown distant, |
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'Cause most sisters only talk to me when their man wont listen. |
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The worlds a stage but not everyone acts right, |
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At the club I'm seein' more tricks than a half-pipe. |
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Now I'd never diss a sister or call one a slut or whore, |
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But some honies is hard headed like Mount Rushmore. |
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I'm sorry I swore I won't bash, |
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But if they treat you like a substitute teacher, |
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Its probably cause you've got no class. |
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Now hold fast every woman's a queen, |
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If you're as lost as I am then you know what I mean, |
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I'm out of love, I'm out of love, |
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This is out of love. |
