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"The old prince still lived at home..." |
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Yeah...Yo, |
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I live at home still, |
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Not payin' phone bills, hydro, or rentand my mom makes most meals. |
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So its so ill, |
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I don't need no skrill |
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Only cash for gas when |
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I borrow my folks wheels."But you can't drive!" |
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Whatever, |
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I van dive."Get a good bike!" |
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Man who I look like, that |
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Lance guy? |
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I ain't pushin' no banana seat, |
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Lookin' like some 8 year old kid on your grandma's street. |
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You can go ahead call me lazy,"Lazy!" |
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I just retire real young y'all, call me |
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Jay-z.Or maybe |
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I just hate these crappy jobs call me crazy, |
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But I refuse to work em man its miserable. |
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Can't do it less its due to circumstance |
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And I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetite. |
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For the time bein' y'all |
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I'll sacrifice, |
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And have a life minus a couple luxuries. |
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Just cuttin' my budget schemes and gettin' some stuff for free, |
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Like why's a brother need a dentist?"Its expensive" |
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So my gums are bleedin', they do every time when he scrubs em clean, |
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And every year they try to bump the fee, |
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Plus he'll probably recommend braces."There you go" |
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That's another |
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G!Well thanks a lot doc' but listen |
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I can brush my teeth |
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All on my own so you ain't gon' hustle me. |
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So that takes care of the dental plan, now here's a potential scam, |
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Getting my toes crushed by your rental van. |
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Then if I sue the driver and the rental guys, |
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Enterprise or whatever, |
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I bet they would settle nice. |
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Court adjourned now |
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I just gotta pay for the law forms."That's easy" |
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Spend two weeks eatin' popcorn, |
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Like students do, 'cept |
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I'm grown and its not dorms, |
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So its a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more. |
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But what y'all gotta mock for? |
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Whats wrong with my mach three? |
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Y'all gotta be macho and mock more? |
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Well not me and |
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I do not need to change blades, |
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Summer O'hara shave, chin back face legs, |
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And the rashes rarely last more than 8 days, |
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Usually, so thats cool with me |
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I can save great."But hygiene!" |
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Man, thats no reason to buy things |
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Like soap or visines or gettin' clothes dry-cleaned. |
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I don't throw away dough on no facials, |
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Yeah I make rolls of my pennies, |
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I even pay folks in clubs out this case full of pesos |
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I lug,"Bro get 'em exchanged!" |
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Nope I'm waitin' til the rates lower."Scrub!" |
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Don't hate yo, just cause y'all wasteful, |
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Y'all wana make your brud a scapegoat, its bug. |
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Its all nuance, use your head, |
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Why get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead? |
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If you got a little bread, like, croutons, |
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Download them new songs, and spread them coupons."Shad, what happened?" |
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I, uh, I couldnt afford the whole beat."Wow." |
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So, uh, I know."You couldn't afford..." |
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Yeah, no, the guy was just charging so much it was totally not worth it. |
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So I was just like, lets like, um, kinda just vibe with it."What?" |
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Like I'll just like spit the verse and then you just start clapping the last verse."Clap my hands?" |
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Yeah, just clap your hands from there, whatever. |
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I'll just, |
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I'll start it, |
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I'll start it, its like, |
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Yo, if you happy when you save two dollars a week, |
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Steal your neighbors empty bottles and keep all your receipts, |
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And only treat your girl yearly to |
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McDonalds to eat, |
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Don't be ashamed, pop ya colla's man, holla at me!"Holla!" |
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If y'all are this cheap, cause this is for acknowledgin' peeps, |
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Who's gotta track every dime usin' columns and sheets. |
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If you strip search the mall for the bargain to beat, |
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Like every day you just a penny saved from starvin' on the streets, |
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Keep carvin' the niche y'all started on a job for the week. |
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Little Shaddies still to come for their college degree, |
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Yo I figure startin' early on the market is key, |
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Cause I plan on havin' smart daughters, all |
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Harvard M. |
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D.And regardless we gon' never put a car on the streets, |
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Less them gas prices lower and the parkin' is free, |
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And no parka for me not even gloves scarves or a fleece, |
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I may freeze but |
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I'll keep savin' marvelously, holla! |
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I told you we just have to vibe with it man. |
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Its good."That sounds awesome." |
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Its dope, yeah, |
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I know its a good track. |
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Cut it. |
