In Praise of Women

In Praise of Women Lyrics

Song In Praise of Women
Artist Stephen Sondheim
Album A Little Night Music (1973 Original Broadway Cast)
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[00:03.951] CARL-MAGNUS:
[00:03.952] She wouldn't...
[00:05.237] Therefore they didn't...
[00:07.360] So then it wasn't—
[00:09.225] Not unless it—
[00:10.605] Would he?
[00:12.203] She doesn't...
[00:13.528] God knows she needn't...
[00:15.617] Therefore it's not
[00:20.289] He'd never...
[00:21.631] Therefore they haven't...
[00:23.620] Which makes the question absolutely—
[00:26.753] Could he?
[00:28.404] She daren't...
[00:29.731] Therefore I mustn't...
[00:31.783] What utter rot!
[00:33.472]
[00:36.572] Fidelity is more than mere display
[00:40.707] It's what a man expects from life
[00:44.704] Fidelity like mine to Desiree
[00:49.003] And Charlotte, my devoted wife
[00:53.271]
[00:58.971] The papers...
[01:00.207] He mentioned papers,
[01:02.141] Some legal papers,
[01:03.801] Which I didn't see there
[01:06.958] Where were they,
[01:08.354] The goddamn papers
[01:10.333] She had to sign?
[01:15.158] What nonsense...
[01:16.423] He brought her papers,
[01:18.434] They were important,
[01:20.104] So he had to be there
[01:23.306] I'll kill him!
[01:24.827] Why should I bother?
[01:26.885] The woman's mine!
[01:31.607] Besides, no matter what one might infer,
[01:35.702] One must have faith to some degree
[01:39.754] The least that I can do is trust in her
[01:43.825] The way that Charlotte trusts in me
[01:48.825]
[01:54.002] Capable, pliable...
[01:57.813] Women, women...
[02:01.472] Undemanding and reliable,
[02:05.037] Knowing their place
[02:08.405] Insufferable, yes, but gentle,
[02:12.029] Their weaknesses are incidental
[02:15.524] A functional but ornamental
[02:21.127] Race
[02:23.009] Durable, sensible...
[02:26.844] Women, women...
[02:30.304] Very nearly indispensable
[02:34.003] Creatures of grace
[02:37.440] God knows the foolishness about them,
[02:41.229] But if one had to live without them,
[02:44.827] The world would surely be a poorer,
[02:48.408] If purer,
[02:50.556] Place
[02:54.355] The hip-bath...
[02:55.559] About that hip-bath...
[02:57.308] How can you slip and trip into a hip-bath?
[03:01.839] The papers...
[03:02.955] Where were the papers?
[03:04.978] Of course, he might have taken back the papers...
[03:09.403] She wouldn't...
[03:10.537] Therefore they didn't
[03:12.420] The woman's mine!
[00:01.300]
[00:03.951] CARLMAGNUS:
[00:03.952] She wouldn' t...
[00:05.237] Therefore they didn' t...
[00:07.360] So then it wasn' t
[00:09.225] Not unless it
[00:10.605] Would he?
[00:12.203] She doesn' t...
[00:13.528] God knows she needn' t...
[00:15.617] Therefore it' s not
[00:20.289] He' d never...
[00:21.631] Therefore they haven' t...
[00:23.620] Which makes the question absolutely
[00:26.753] Could he?
[00:28.404] She daren' t...
[00:29.731] Therefore I mustn' t...
[00:31.783] What utter rot!
[00:33.472]
[00:36.572] Fidelity is more than mere display
[00:40.707] It' s what a man expects from life
[00:44.704] Fidelity like mine to Desiree
[00:49.003] And Charlotte, my devoted wife
[00:53.271]
[00:58.971] The papers...
[01:00.207] He mentioned papers,
[01:02.141] Some legal papers,
[01:03.801] Which I didn' t see there
[01:06.958] Where were they,
[01:08.354] The goddamn papers
[01:10.333] She had to sign?
[01:15.158] What nonsense...
[01:16.423] He brought her papers,
[01:18.434] They were important,
[01:20.104] So he had to be there
[01:23.306] I' ll kill him!
[01:24.827] Why should I bother?
[01:26.885] The woman' s mine!
[01:31.607] Besides, no matter what one might infer,
[01:35.702] One must have faith to some degree
[01:39.754] The least that I can do is trust in her
[01:43.825] The way that Charlotte trusts in me
[01:48.825]
[01:54.002] Capable, pliable...
[01:57.813] Women, women...
[02:01.472] Undemanding and reliable,
[02:05.037] Knowing their place
[02:08.405] Insufferable, yes, but gentle,
[02:12.029] Their weaknesses are incidental
[02:15.524] A functional but ornamental
[02:21.127] Race
[02:23.009] Durable, sensible...
[02:26.844] Women, women...
[02:30.304] Very nearly indispensable
[02:34.003] Creatures of grace
[02:37.440] God knows the foolishness about them,
[02:41.229] But if one had to live without them,
[02:44.827] The world would surely be a poorer,
[02:48.408] If purer,
[02:50.556] Place
[02:54.355] The hipbath...
[02:55.559] About that hipbath...
[02:57.308] How can you slip and trip into a hipbath?
[03:01.839] The papers...
[03:02.955] Where were the papers?
[03:04.978] Of course, he might have taken back the papers...
[03:09.403] She wouldn' t...
[03:10.537] Therefore they didn' t
[03:12.420] The woman' s mine!
[00:01.300]
[00:03.951] CARLMAGNUS:
[00:03.952] She wouldn' t...
[00:05.237] Therefore they didn' t...
[00:07.360] So then it wasn' t
[00:09.225] Not unless it
[00:10.605] Would he?
[00:12.203] She doesn' t...
[00:13.528] God knows she needn' t...
[00:15.617] Therefore it' s not
[00:20.289] He' d never...
[00:21.631] Therefore they haven' t...
[00:23.620] Which makes the question absolutely
[00:26.753] Could he?
[00:28.404] She daren' t...
[00:29.731] Therefore I mustn' t...
[00:31.783] What utter rot!
[00:33.472]
[00:36.572] Fidelity is more than mere display
[00:40.707] It' s what a man expects from life
[00:44.704] Fidelity like mine to Desiree
[00:49.003] And Charlotte, my devoted wife
[00:53.271]
[00:58.971] The papers...
[01:00.207] He mentioned papers,
[01:02.141] Some legal papers,
[01:03.801] Which I didn' t see there
[01:06.958] Where were they,
[01:08.354] The goddamn papers
[01:10.333] She had to sign?
[01:15.158] What nonsense...
[01:16.423] He brought her papers,
[01:18.434] They were important,
[01:20.104] So he had to be there
[01:23.306] I' ll kill him!
[01:24.827] Why should I bother?
[01:26.885] The woman' s mine!
[01:31.607] Besides, no matter what one might infer,
[01:35.702] One must have faith to some degree
[01:39.754] The least that I can do is trust in her
[01:43.825] The way that Charlotte trusts in me
[01:48.825]
[01:54.002] Capable, pliable...
[01:57.813] Women, women...
[02:01.472] Undemanding and reliable,
[02:05.037] Knowing their place
[02:08.405] Insufferable, yes, but gentle,
[02:12.029] Their weaknesses are incidental
[02:15.524] A functional but ornamental
[02:21.127] Race
[02:23.009] Durable, sensible...
[02:26.844] Women, women...
[02:30.304] Very nearly indispensable
[02:34.003] Creatures of grace
[02:37.440] God knows the foolishness about them,
[02:41.229] But if one had to live without them,
[02:44.827] The world would surely be a poorer,
[02:48.408] If purer,
[02:50.556] Place
[02:54.355] The hipbath...
[02:55.559] About that hipbath...
[02:57.308] How can you slip and trip into a hipbath?
[03:01.839] The papers...
[03:02.955] Where were the papers?
[03:04.978] Of course, he might have taken back the papers...
[03:09.403] She wouldn' t...
[03:10.537] Therefore they didn' t
[03:12.420] The woman' s mine!
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