You Can Have Her Lyrics
| Song | You Can Have Her |
| Artist | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Album | Return of the Bumpasaurus |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:02.32] | All this ill ******* |
| [00:03.31] | This ******* Sir Mix-A-Lot ******* |
| [00:05.14] | What the ******* is this *******? |
| [00:06.57] | See the *******'s video? |
| [00:07.78] | 'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' |
| [00:10.29] | 'Put yo ******* on the glass' |
| [00:13.35] | This is like a pick-up line: |
| [00:14.92] | 'How you doin? |
| [00:15.74] | I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG ******* ******* on the glass?' |
| [00:21.21] | 'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' |
| [00:25.53] | 'Put your ******* on the glass'?! |
| [00:28.22] | What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'? |
| [00:31.90] | No, 'Put em on the glass' |
| [00:34.36] | 'Put em on the ******* glass' |
| [00:36.46] | What the ******* is this *******? |
| [00:39.08] | The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on |
| [00:41.89] | What the ******* is the weather like in Seattle? |
| [00:46.71] | All my ex's, eat this one |
| [00:51.23] | (You can have her |
| [01:05.57] | I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona |
| [01:08.36] | Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona |
| [01:10.73] | 5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch |
| [01:12.52] | And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...) |
| [01:14.91] | Kinky, just like me |
| [01:16.57] | She can take a straight gee |
| [01:18.20] | And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 |
| [01:19.47] | Needless to say I was kickin it |
| [01:21.21] | Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it |
| [01:24.07] | But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain |
| [01:27.53] | The same game you got her with, mayn |
| [01:28.55] | Flew back home, and I was slippin |
| [01:30.49] | Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin |
| [01:32.99] | Throwin drag about wantin a family |
| [01:35.07] | Tryin to front because he wanna be manly |
| [01:37.37] | Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field |
| [01:39.54] | Boy, you'se a jake for real |
| [01:41.91] | Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch |
| [01:44.24] | Tryin to front like he rich |
| [01:46.31] | Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E |
| [01:48.95] | 320, and you wanna be a hoe like me |
| [01:51.09] | Now you done salted my game |
| [01:53.16] | Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring |
| [01:55.38] | You paid a lotta money just to grab her |
| [01:57.79] | I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her |
| [02:00.59] | (You can have her |
| [02:18.79] | I gotta do what I gotta do |
| [02:20.37] | Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new |
| [02:22.50] | You can't keep a good mack down |
| [02:24.68] | I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town |
| [02:27.38] | 5'9" with dimples |
| [02:29.36] | Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples |
| [02:31.87] | Thinkin my game was concrete |
| [02:33.71] | But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes |
| [02:36.38] | Especially the ones who wanna settle down |
| [02:38.53] | Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown |
| [02:40.74] | Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey? |
| [02:42.89] | A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money |
| [02:45.33] | Down to spend till his knees bend |
| [02:47.54] | Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind |
| [02:49.69] | And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to |
| [02:53.44] | Plus I'm a boaster |
| [02:54.59] | *******gin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy |
| [02:57.68] | Just to get a '96 Caddy |
| [02:59.00] | A big truck she found |
| [03:00.24] | You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns |
| [03:03.80] | He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader |
| [03:05.84] | Now he got juice, so he eats her |
| [03:08.32] | And treats her to a big wad of cash |
| [03:10.31] | Too weak, so she left his ass |
| [03:12.33] | You can have her |
| [03:33.14] | Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... |
| [03:35.33] | I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a |
| [03:39.71] | Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land |
| [03:41.91] | Wanna get freaky with the papa man |
| [03:44.12] | I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back |
| [03:46.40] | I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? |
| [03:48.80] | One happy black man I be |
| [03:51.02] | When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me |
| [03:53.18] | Her name is Teresa |
| [03:55.26] | She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her |
| [03:57.78] | She had the long braids |
| [03:59.82] | Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves |
| [04:02.28] | Arrived at the house at last |
| [04:04.32] | Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass |
| [04:06.97] | Provocative artwork around me |
| [04:08.90] | Four pink slippers on the floor surround me |
| [04:11.34] | One pair's for her, the other pair's for who? |
| [04:13.58] | Plus she only lives in a one bedroom |
| [04:15.88] | Well hm - it might be on |
| [04:17.90] | Ménage-à-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb |
| [04:20.40] | Teresa's roommate walks in |
| [04:22.45] | 6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin |
| [04:24.69] | Oh my goodness! |
| [04:25.96] | You done brought a big-ass man up in the room? |
| [04:29.96] | Girl, what's wrong with you? |
| [04:30.85] | Honey, that is gay |
| [04:32.91] | Yo partner, you can have her |
| [04:35.40] | Cause I don't want none of y'all |
| [04:37.59] | 3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin |
| [04:40.38] | Yeah |
| [04:41.83] | Put it on the danceflo' |
| [05:00.98] | Bring it back |
| [00:02.32] | All this ill |
| [00:03.31] | This Sir MixALot |
| [00:05.14] | What the is this ? |
| [00:06.57] | See the ' s video? |
| [00:07.78] | ' PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' |
| [00:10.29] | ' Put yo on the glass' |
| [00:13.35] | This is like a pickup line: |
| [00:14.92] | ' How you doin? |
| [00:15.74] | I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG on the glass?' |
| [00:21.21] | ' No, I don' t wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' |
| [00:25.53] | ' Put your on the glass'?! |
| [00:28.22] | What happened to ' How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let' s catch a movie'? |
| [00:31.90] | No, ' Put em on the glass' |
| [00:34.36] | ' Put em on the glass' |
| [00:36.46] | What the is this ? |
| [00:39.08] | The girls got on bikinis he got a fur coat on |
| [00:41.89] | What the is the weather like in Seattle? |
| [00:46.71] | All my ex' s, eat this one |
| [00:51.23] | You can have her |
| [01:05.57] | I used to have this girl, let' s say her name was Mona |
| [01:08.36] | Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona |
| [01:10.73] | 5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch |
| [01:12.52] | And a set of them juicyass lips Mmh... |
| [01:14.91] | Kinky, just like me |
| [01:16.57] | She can take a straight gee |
| [01:18.20] | And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 |
| [01:19.47] | Needless to say I was kickin it |
| [01:21.21] | Cause I know when I' m the only one gettin it |
| [01:24.07] | But ooh, things change when you don' t maintain |
| [01:27.53] | The same game you got her with, mayn |
| [01:28.55] | Flew back home, and I was slippin |
| [01:30.49] | Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin |
| [01:32.99] | Throwin drag about wantin a family |
| [01:35.07] | Tryin to front because he wanna be manly |
| [01:37.37] | Tellin my girl how I' m playin the field |
| [01:39.54] | Boy, you' se a jake for real |
| [01:41.91] | Now a player I like, but you know I can' t stand no snitch |
| [01:44.24] | Tryin to front like he rich |
| [01:46.31] | Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E |
| [01:48.95] | 320, and you wanna be a hoe like me |
| [01:51.09] | Now you done salted my game |
| [01:53.16] | Told my girl I' m a player, and you bought her a ring |
| [01:55.38] | You paid a lotta money just to grab her |
| [01:57.79] | I' ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her |
| [02:00.59] | You can have her |
| [02:18.79] | I gotta do what I gotta do |
| [02:20.37] | Baby girl' s through, so I need somethin new |
| [02:22.50] | You can' t keep a good mack down |
| [02:24.68] | I get around cause I got a tight thing up in SeaTown |
| [02:27.38] | 5' 9" with dimples |
| [02:29.36] | Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples |
| [02:31.87] | Thinkin my game was concrete |
| [02:33.71] | But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes |
| [02:36.38] | Especially the ones who wanna settle down |
| [02:38.53] | Cause they' ll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown |
| [02:40.74] | Just the kinda man you wanted, ain' t it, honey? |
| [02:42.89] | A big buff dumbass fool with hella money |
| [02:45.33] | Down to spend till his knees bend |
| [02:47.54] | Then the athlete' s broke and his girl' s in the wind |
| [02:49.69] | And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I' m s' posed to |
| [02:53.44] | Plus I' m a boaster |
| [02:54.59] | gin up too damn quick, now she' s lookin for a sugar daddy |
| [02:57.68] | Just to get a ' 96 Caddy |
| [02:59.00] | A big truck she found |
| [03:00.24] | You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns |
| [03:03.80] | He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader |
| [03:05.84] | Now he got juice, so he eats her |
| [03:08.32] | And treats her to a big wad of cash |
| [03:10.31] | Too weak, so she left his ass |
| [03:12.33] | You can have her |
| [03:33.14] | Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... |
| [03:35.33] | I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a |
| [03:39.71] | Young bunny, young bunny in LaLa Land |
| [03:41.91] | Wanna get freaky with the papa man |
| [03:44.12] | I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back |
| [03:46.40] | I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? |
| [03:48.80] | One happy black man I be |
| [03:51.02] | When my L. A. bunny wanna trip with me |
| [03:53.18] | Her name is Teresa |
| [03:55.26] | She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her |
| [03:57.78] | She had the long braids |
| [03:59.82] | Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves |
| [04:02.28] | Arrived at the house at last |
| [04:04.32] | Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass |
| [04:06.97] | Provocative artwork around me |
| [04:08.90] | Four pink slippers on the floor surround me |
| [04:11.34] | One pair' s for her, the other pair' s for who? |
| [04:13.58] | Plus she only lives in a one bedroom |
| [04:15.88] | Well hm it might be on |
| [04:17.90] | Me nagea trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb |
| [04:20.40] | Teresa' s roommate walks in |
| [04:22.45] | 6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupidass grin |
| [04:24.69] | Oh my goodness! |
| [04:25.96] | You done brought a bigass man up in the room? |
| [04:29.96] | Girl, what' s wrong with you? |
| [04:30.85] | Honey, that is gay |
| [04:32.91] | Yo partner, you can have her |
| [04:35.40] | Cause I don' t want none of y' all |
| [04:37.59] | 3' s Company, if you know what I' m sayin |
| [04:40.38] | Yeah |
| [04:41.83] | Put it on the danceflo' |
| [05:00.98] | Bring it back |
| [00:02.32] | All this ill |
| [00:03.31] | This Sir MixALot |
| [00:05.14] | What the is this ? |
| [00:06.57] | See the ' s video? |
| [00:07.78] | ' PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' |
| [00:10.29] | ' Put yo on the glass' |
| [00:13.35] | This is like a pickup line: |
| [00:14.92] | ' How you doin? |
| [00:15.74] | I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG on the glass?' |
| [00:21.21] | ' No, I don' t wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' |
| [00:25.53] | ' Put your on the glass'?! |
| [00:28.22] | What happened to ' How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let' s catch a movie'? |
| [00:31.90] | No, ' Put em on the glass' |
| [00:34.36] | ' Put em on the glass' |
| [00:36.46] | What the is this ? |
| [00:39.08] | The girls got on bikinis he got a fur coat on |
| [00:41.89] | What the is the weather like in Seattle? |
| [00:46.71] | All my ex' s, eat this one |
| [00:51.23] | You can have her |
| [01:05.57] | I used to have this girl, let' s say her name was Mona |
| [01:08.36] | Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona |
| [01:10.73] | 5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch |
| [01:12.52] | And a set of them juicyass lips Mmh... |
| [01:14.91] | Kinky, just like me |
| [01:16.57] | She can take a straight gee |
| [01:18.20] | And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 |
| [01:19.47] | Needless to say I was kickin it |
| [01:21.21] | Cause I know when I' m the only one gettin it |
| [01:24.07] | But ooh, things change when you don' t maintain |
| [01:27.53] | The same game you got her with, mayn |
| [01:28.55] | Flew back home, and I was slippin |
| [01:30.49] | Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin |
| [01:32.99] | Throwin drag about wantin a family |
| [01:35.07] | Tryin to front because he wanna be manly |
| [01:37.37] | Tellin my girl how I' m playin the field |
| [01:39.54] | Boy, you' se a jake for real |
| [01:41.91] | Now a player I like, but you know I can' t stand no snitch |
| [01:44.24] | Tryin to front like he rich |
| [01:46.31] | Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E |
| [01:48.95] | 320, and you wanna be a hoe like me |
| [01:51.09] | Now you done salted my game |
| [01:53.16] | Told my girl I' m a player, and you bought her a ring |
| [01:55.38] | You paid a lotta money just to grab her |
| [01:57.79] | I' ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her |
| [02:00.59] | You can have her |
| [02:18.79] | I gotta do what I gotta do |
| [02:20.37] | Baby girl' s through, so I need somethin new |
| [02:22.50] | You can' t keep a good mack down |
| [02:24.68] | I get around cause I got a tight thing up in SeaTown |
| [02:27.38] | 5' 9" with dimples |
| [02:29.36] | Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples |
| [02:31.87] | Thinkin my game was concrete |
| [02:33.71] | But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes |
| [02:36.38] | Especially the ones who wanna settle down |
| [02:38.53] | Cause they' ll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown |
| [02:40.74] | Just the kinda man you wanted, ain' t it, honey? |
| [02:42.89] | A big buff dumbass fool with hella money |
| [02:45.33] | Down to spend till his knees bend |
| [02:47.54] | Then the athlete' s broke and his girl' s in the wind |
| [02:49.69] | And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I' m s' posed to |
| [02:53.44] | Plus I' m a boaster |
| [02:54.59] | gin up too damn quick, now she' s lookin for a sugar daddy |
| [02:57.68] | Just to get a ' 96 Caddy |
| [02:59.00] | A big truck she found |
| [03:00.24] | You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns |
| [03:03.80] | He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader |
| [03:05.84] | Now he got juice, so he eats her |
| [03:08.32] | And treats her to a big wad of cash |
| [03:10.31] | Too weak, so she left his ass |
| [03:12.33] | You can have her |
| [03:33.14] | Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... |
| [03:35.33] | I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a |
| [03:39.71] | Young bunny, young bunny in LaLa Land |
| [03:41.91] | Wanna get freaky with the papa man |
| [03:44.12] | I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back |
| [03:46.40] | I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? |
| [03:48.80] | One happy black man I be |
| [03:51.02] | When my L. A. bunny wanna trip with me |
| [03:53.18] | Her name is Teresa |
| [03:55.26] | She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her |
| [03:57.78] | She had the long braids |
| [03:59.82] | Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves |
| [04:02.28] | Arrived at the house at last |
| [04:04.32] | Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass |
| [04:06.97] | Provocative artwork around me |
| [04:08.90] | Four pink slippers on the floor surround me |
| [04:11.34] | One pair' s for her, the other pair' s for who? |
| [04:13.58] | Plus she only lives in a one bedroom |
| [04:15.88] | Well hm it might be on |
| [04:17.90] | Mé nageà trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb |
| [04:20.40] | Teresa' s roommate walks in |
| [04:22.45] | 6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupidass grin |
| [04:24.69] | Oh my goodness! |
| [04:25.96] | You done brought a bigass man up in the room? |
| [04:29.96] | Girl, what' s wrong with you? |
| [04:30.85] | Honey, that is gay |
| [04:32.91] | Yo partner, you can have her |
| [04:35.40] | Cause I don' t want none of y' all |
| [04:37.59] | 3' s Company, if you know what I' m sayin |
| [04:40.38] | Yeah |
| [04:41.83] | Put it on the danceflo' |
| [05:00.98] | Bring it back |
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