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I may look simple but I want you to know |
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I've been to college, I'm full of knowledge |
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I'm right at home with brainy men and them my wisdom I show |
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But when there's clever girls around I get up and go |
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Those educated babies are a bore |
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I'm gonna say what I said many times before |
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Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em |
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'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love |
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A wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call |
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The brainless baby always keeps you down in the hall |
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Oh, the dumbbells I've met have won beauty prizes |
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They look like angels sent from above |
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The clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed |
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The dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead |
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That's why the dumber they come, the better I like 'em |
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'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love |
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Oh, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em |
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'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love |
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The smart girl's speaking Greek and other languages too |
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But the dumb girl's only language is, who's poochy poochy is you? |
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Oh, the dumbbells I've met have won beauty prizes |
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They look like angels sent from above |
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You start by squeezing clever girls, you're soon on the shelf |
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But when you're with dumb Doris you can just be yourself |
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That's why the dumber they come, the better I like 'em |
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'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love |
