The Reaper Rap Lyrics
| Song | The Reaper Rap |
| Artist | Steve Vai |
| Album | The Elusive Light and Sound, Vol. 1 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Bill: | |
| I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan! | |
| B&T: | |
| And we are Wyld Stallyns! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| First we totally kill Bill and Ted! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| Yeah, then we take over their lives. | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| He’s totally a robot! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| So are you, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Whoa, we’re total metalheads! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! | |
| Evil B&T: | |
| Death to Bill and Ted! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! | |
| Evil B&T: | |
| Yeah, totally! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| I’ve got a full on robot chubby. | |
| Evil B&T: | |
| How’s it goin’, Bill and Ted? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted... it’s us again! | |
| Ted: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| You’re metal, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Check it out! We’re totally gonna kill you now! | |
| B&T: | |
| Whoa... | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we... we... | |
| Bill: | |
| We love you! | |
| Evil B&T: | |
| Fags! | |
| Bill: | |
| You dick, Bill! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Let’s waste ‘em. | |
| B&T: | |
| Aaaahhhhh!!! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B&T: | |
| No way! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B&T: | |
| No way! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I totally loogied on that good, dead me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Bill, what happened? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we’re dead, dude! | |
| B&T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Ted: | |
| Who are you? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| Oh. How’s it hangin’, Death? We’ve got to get back to the babes! | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we can’t . . . we’re dead, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| We’ve got to stop those evil us’s! We’ve gotta try! | |
| Bill: | |
| But how? | |
| B&T: | |
| Melvin! | |
| Reaper: | |
| They melvined me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude, I totally broke a rock!* | |
| Bill: | |
| Excellent!* | |
| Ted: | |
| I kinda like this* . . . Who’s that? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, who do you think it is? | |
| Ted: | |
| How’s it goin’, Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!* | |
| Bill: | |
| We totally broke some.* | |
| Ted: | |
| Okay, can we go now? | |
| B&T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| Thanks dude! You know, you’ve got a bad rap. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude. | |
| Bill: | |
| What? | |
| Ted: | |
| I think we’re in our own personal hell! | |
| Easter bunny: | |
| You stole Deacon’s Easter basket! | |
| Little Ted: | |
| No way! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| How about a kiss? | |
| Little Bill: | |
| Bogus! | |
| Bill: | |
| You ugly red source of all evil! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| All I want is one! Right on the lips! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get back here! | |
| B&T: | |
| AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! | |
| Bill: | |
| That was non-non-non-non heinous! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| You suck, dude!* | |
| Bill: | |
| Do something else, dude!* | |
| Ted: | |
| Yeah!* | |
| Bill: | |
| Not bad, dude! | |
| B&T: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| I totally believe you, dude! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Bill: | |
| You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!* | |
| Bill: | |
| Let’s get ‘em, Ted! | |
| Ted: | |
| Ahhhhh, yeah, no! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get ‘em Granny! | |
| B&T: | |
| We’ve got to face them. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Now get going! | |
| Various moans and groans of fears being defeated. | |
| Bill: | |
| Kiss your fears, dudes! | |
| Ted: | |
| Or offer ‘em a honeybun or something. And they’ll get smaller and maybe they’ll even go away!* | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude. So don’t get programmed by anybody but yourself!* | |
| B&T: | |
| Let’s rock! | |
| Rufus: | |
| And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! | |
| Evil B&T: | |
| Catch you later, Bill & Ted! | |
| Colonel Oates crying. |
| Bill: | |
| I' m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted " Theodore" Logan! | |
| B T: | |
| And we are Wyld Stallyns! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| First we totally kill Bill and Ted! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| Yeah, then we take over their lives. | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| He' s totally a robot! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| So are you, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Whoa, we' re total metalheads! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Death to Bill and Ted! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Yeah, totally! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| I' ve got a full on robot chubby. | |
| Evil B T: | |
| How' s it goin', Bill and Ted? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted... it' s us again! | |
| Ted: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| You' re metal, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Check it out! We' re totally gonna kill you now! | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa... | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dudes, even though you' re doing this, we... we... | |
| Bill: | |
| We love you! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Fags! | |
| Bill: | |
| You dick, Bill! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Let' s waste ' em. | |
| B T: | |
| Aaaahhhhh!!! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B T: | |
| No way! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B T: | |
| No way! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I totally loogied on that good, dead me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Bill, what happened? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we' re dead, dude! | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Ted: | |
| Who are you? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, it' s the Grim Reaper, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| Oh. How' s it hangin', Death? We' ve got to get back to the babes! | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we can' t . . . we' re dead, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| We' ve got to stop those evil us' s! We' ve gotta try! | |
| Bill: | |
| But how? | |
| B T: | |
| Melvin! | |
| Reaper: | |
| They melvined me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude, I totally broke a rock! | |
| Bill: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Ted: | |
| I kinda like this . . . Who' s that? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, who do you think it is? | |
| Ted: | |
| How' s it goin', Beelzebub? Excellent rocks! | |
| Bill: | |
| We totally broke some. | |
| Ted: | |
| Okay, can we go now? | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| Thanks dude! You know, you' ve got a bad rap. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude. | |
| Bill: | |
| What? | |
| Ted: | |
| I think we' re in our own personal hell! | |
| Easter bunny: | |
| You stole Deacon' s Easter basket! | |
| Little Ted: | |
| No way! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| How about a kiss? | |
| Little Bill: | |
| Bogus! | |
| Bill: | |
| You ugly red source of all evil! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| All I want is one! Right on the lips! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get back here! | |
| B T: | |
| AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! | |
| Bill: | |
| That was nonnonnonnon heinous! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| You suck, dude! | |
| Bill: | |
| Do something else, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| Yeah! | |
| Bill: | |
| Not bad, dude! | |
| B T: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| I totally believe you, dude! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Bill: | |
| You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| That' s right, lesser developed human prototype us' s! | |
| Bill: | |
| Let' s get ' em, Ted! | |
| Ted: | |
| Ahhhhh, yeah, no! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get ' em Granny! | |
| B T: | |
| We' ve got to face them. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Now get going! | |
| Various moans and groans of fears being defeated. | |
| Bill: | |
| Kiss your fears, dudes! | |
| Ted: | |
| Or offer ' em a honeybun or something. And they' ll get smaller and maybe they' ll even go away! | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah, they' re not that bad, dude. So don' t get programmed by anybody but yourself! | |
| B T: | |
| Let' s rock! | |
| Rufus: | |
| And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Catch you later, Bill Ted! | |
| Colonel Oates crying. |
| Bill: | |
| I' m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted " Theodore" Logan! | |
| B T: | |
| And we are Wyld Stallyns! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| First we totally kill Bill and Ted! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| Yeah, then we take over their lives. | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| He' s totally a robot! | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| So are you, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Whoa, we' re total metalheads! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Death to Bill and Ted! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Yeah, totally! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| DeNomolos: | |
| You fools! Are we ready? | |
| Evil Ted: | |
| I' ve got a full on robot chubby. | |
| Evil B T: | |
| How' s it goin', Bill and Ted? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted... it' s us again! | |
| Ted: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| You' re metal, dude! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Check it out! We' re totally gonna kill you now! | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa... | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dudes, even though you' re doing this, we... we... | |
| Bill: | |
| We love you! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Fags! | |
| Bill: | |
| You dick, Bill! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I know! Let' s waste ' em. | |
| B T: | |
| Aaaahhhhh!!! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B T: | |
| No way! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Rufus: | |
| Bogus | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| Stellar, Evil Ted! | |
| B T: | |
| No way! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| I totally loogied on that good, dead me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Bill, what happened? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we' re dead, dude! | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Ted: | |
| Who are you? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, it' s the Grim Reaper, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| Oh. How' s it hangin', Death? We' ve got to get back to the babes! | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, we can' t . . . we' re dead, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| We' ve got to stop those evil us' s! We' ve gotta try! | |
| Bill: | |
| But how? | |
| B T: | |
| Melvin! | |
| Reaper: | |
| They melvined me! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude, I totally broke a rock! | |
| Bill: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Ted: | |
| I kinda like this . . . Who' s that? | |
| Bill: | |
| Ted, who do you think it is? | |
| Ted: | |
| How' s it goin', Beelzebub? Excellent rocks! | |
| Bill: | |
| We totally broke some. | |
| Ted: | |
| Okay, can we go now? | |
| B T: | |
| Whoa! | |
| Bill: | |
| Thanks dude! You know, you' ve got a bad rap. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! | |
| Ted: | |
| Dude. | |
| Bill: | |
| What? | |
| Ted: | |
| I think we' re in our own personal hell! | |
| Easter bunny: | |
| You stole Deacon' s Easter basket! | |
| Little Ted: | |
| No way! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| How about a kiss? | |
| Little Bill: | |
| Bogus! | |
| Bill: | |
| You ugly red source of all evil! | |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: | |
| All I want is one! Right on the lips! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get back here! | |
| B T: | |
| AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! | |
| Bill: | |
| That was nonnonnonnon heinous! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| You suck, dude! | |
| Bill: | |
| Do something else, dude! | |
| Ted: | |
| Yeah! | |
| Bill: | |
| Not bad, dude! | |
| B T: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: | |
| Excellent! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| I totally believe you, dude! | |
| Reaper: | |
| Get down with your bad self! | |
| Bill inside Sergeant: | |
| Whoa, donuts! | |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! | |
| Bill: | |
| You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! | |
| Evil Bill: | |
| That' s right, lesser developed human prototype us' s! | |
| Bill: | |
| Let' s get ' em, Ted! | |
| Ted: | |
| Ahhhhh, yeah, no! | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Get ' em Granny! | |
| B T: | |
| We' ve got to face them. | |
| Colonel Oates: | |
| Now get going! | |
| Various moans and groans of fears being defeated. | |
| Bill: | |
| Kiss your fears, dudes! | |
| Ted: | |
| Or offer ' em a honeybun or something. And they' ll get smaller and maybe they' ll even go away! | |
| Bill: | |
| Yeah, they' re not that bad, dude. So don' t get programmed by anybody but yourself! | |
| B T: | |
| Let' s rock! | |
| Rufus: | |
| And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! | |
| Evil B T: | |
| Catch you later, Bill Ted! | |
| Colonel Oates crying. |
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