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I don't care what you say |
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I never liked you anyway |
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Wouldn't give you the time of day |
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If I had the time to spend |
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You're malicious and downright cruel |
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Superstitious, so uncool |
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Best wishes, you loudmouthed fool |
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I hope I never see you again |
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You're a regular jack in the box |
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In your clown suit and your goldilocks |
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The original liar's paradox, you'll have to google that |
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How in the hell do you think you'll make it |
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When the real test comes and you just can't fake it |
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Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you lyin' flat |
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Well you started out in the wild wild west |
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Your tin star pinned to your bulletproof vest |
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I must say we were all impressed - but not as much as you |
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But your horse is drunk and your friends got tired |
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Your aim grew weak and uninspired |
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You robbed a train but your gun misfired |
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Blew a hole right through your shoe |
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Yeah, you're a regular jack in the box |
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In your clown suit and your goldilocks |
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All duded up in your cowboy crocs, singing the same old song |
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How in the hell do you think you'll make it |
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When the real test comes and you just can't fake it |
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Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you on your own |
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Now you only rant and rave |
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Piss and moan and misbehave |
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You lost your grip on that flag you wave |
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But you wave it right or wrong |
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They're still tryin to make amends |
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Maybe win back some of your old friends |
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Real cowboys say the party never ends |
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And the road goes on and on and on... |
