| Song | Double Standards Inc. |
| Artist | Robert Pollard |
| Album | Not in My Airforce |
| 作词 : Pollard | |
| At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue | |
| The same place the fly got smashed | |
| The air smells of money | |
| Double standards, honey | |
| Talk precisely when you're gunning | |
| The tape machine's not running | |
| At the equal opportunity investment seminar | |
| Out there in the fields | |
| Of equally sharp minds | |
| Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1 | |
| One smells dynamite | |
| Not one to run from a good fight | |
| Double Standards Incorporated! |
| zuò cí : Pollard | |
| At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue | |
| The same place the fly got smashed | |
| The air smells of money | |
| Double standards, honey | |
| Talk precisely when you' re gunning | |
| The tape machine' s not running | |
| At the equal opportunity investment seminar | |
| Out there in the fields | |
| Of equally sharp minds | |
| Gimme a quick gimmick 5 to 1 | |
| One smells dynamite | |
| Not one to run from a good fight | |
| Double Standards Incorporated! |