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Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour, |
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The Crown will plainly show, |
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The prisoner who now stands before you, |
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Was caught red-handed showing feelings. |
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Showing feelings of an almost human nature. |
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This will not do. |
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Call the schoolmaster ! |
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I always said he'd come to no good, |
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In the end, your Honour. |
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If they'd let me have my way, |
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I could have flayed him into shape. |
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But my hands were tied. |
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The bleeding hearts and artists, |
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Let him get away with murder. |
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Let me hammer him today. |
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Crazy. |
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Toys in the attic, I am crazy. |
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Truly gone fishing. |
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They must have taken my marbles away. |
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Crazy. |
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Toys in the attic, he is crazy. |
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You little shit, you're in it now. |
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I hope they throw away the key. |
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You should've talked to me more often than you did. |
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But no ! You had to go your own way. |
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Have you broken any homes up lately ? |
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Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour, |
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Him and me alone. |
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Baaaaaabe ! |
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Come to Mother, baby. |
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Let me hold you in my arms. |
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M'lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble. |
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Why'd he ever have to leave me ? |
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Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home. |
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Crazy. |
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Over the rainbow, I am crazy. |
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Bars in the window. |
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There must have been a door there in the wall. |
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For when I came in. |
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Crazy. |
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Over the rainbow, he is crazy. |
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The evidence before the court is incontravertible. |
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There 's no need for the jury to retire. |
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In all my years of judging I have never heard before, |
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Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law. |
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The way you made them suffer, |
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Your exquisite wife and mother, |
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Fills me with the urge to deficate ! |
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No, Judge, the jury ! |
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Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear, |
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I sentence you to be exposed before your peers. |
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Tear down the wall ! |
