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someone please save us, us college kids! |
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what my parents told me is what i did |
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they said go to school and be a college kid |
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but in the end i question why i did |
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i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend |
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sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band |
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my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her |
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i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester |
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and that's why i say |
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oh no! not for me, not for me |
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call it torture, call it university |
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no! arts and crafts is all i need |
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i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree |
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80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned |
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is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms |
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the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted |
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the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted |
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and that's why i say |
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oh no! not for me, not for me |
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call it torture, call it university |
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no! arts and crafts is all i need |
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i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree |
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don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see |
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and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me |
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they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard |
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like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard |
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it's time to call my father |
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cause it's his alma mater |
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good grades aren't what they seem |
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i think he knows the dean |
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it's time to call my father |
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cause it's his alma mater |
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he says he's proud of me |
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but college always was his dream |
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and i would always say it's not for me |
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oh no! not for me, not for me |
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call it torture, call it university |
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no! arts and crafts is all i need |
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i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree |
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someone please save us, us college kids! |
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what my parents told me is what i did |
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they said go to school and be a college kid |
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but in the end i question why i did |
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do what will make you happy |
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do what you feel is right |
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only but one thing matters |
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learn how to live your life |