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Well I arrived on time |
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My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine |
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There were women wall to wall |
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It's Saturday night and I wanted them all |
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Everyone |
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Sidled up for a dance |
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I tried a new step and fell in the plants |
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I told a joke, about the Pope |
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It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped |
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Nobody told me she was the daughter |
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Of the mayor |
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I was so embarrassed, I just wished the |
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Ground would swallow me up |
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Accidentally my elbow hit the record player |
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The rock 'n' roll stopped |
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And everybody just stared |
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(oh no) |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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I'm tired and I wanna go to bed |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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This party's gone right to my head |
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I didn't worry, not me |
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Panic ain't in my vocabulary |
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Smashed beyond reproach |
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Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes |
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All hell broke loose |
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I started to take off my trousers and shoes |
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And so I tried to look cool |
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I stepped back and fell in the pool |
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The hostess helped me out |
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And asked for my dismissal |
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I said I was sorry, but I've been |
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Under so much pressure |
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Just lately, baby |
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I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile |
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The last thing I remember, I left with a girl |
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On a motor bike |
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That weighed three hundred pounds and |
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What's wrong with that |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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I'm tired and I wanna go to bed |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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This party's gone right to my head |
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To my head |
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I woke up on the floor |
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Still in my suit and she told me I snored |
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I never felt so cheap |
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I had a good laugh at the size of her feet |
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Holy Moses, I don't like this single living |
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I think I'll find me a nice local girl and |
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Settle on down, now |
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With a home and a garden |
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And a nature quite forgiving |
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Then again maybe I'll just hang around |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now |
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Who's gonna take me home |
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This party's gone right to my head |
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To my head |
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Now who's gonna take me home |
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Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cos I don't live |
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Too far from you, boy |
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Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give |
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Me a lift home, oh c'mon |
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Jim oh c'mon boys would you just |
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Give me a lift home |
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I don't live too far from here and I'm so tired |
