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Well hello hello hello and how ya doin |
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Don't play ball, lay up with girls like Patrick Ewing |
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I'm rarely known to play games, that's why some think I'm strange |
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Not ashamed, I rock the blues like Etta James |
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I do a job like a man should, and I'm damn good |
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Take care of problems like Larry Davis would |
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And so, with no one's help at it, you'll be the last to eat |
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They spent their allowance on my masterpiece |
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I'm known for givin you please, yeah I do it with ease |
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One of America's top ten, ask Rick Dees |
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Bein I'm fat (fat!) baby got back (back!) |
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Yeah baby got back but my back is a bunch of black |
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[Chorus] |
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[L.O.N.S. x3] "Yes yes y'all (yes y'all!) Who got the vibe?" |
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"And it just won't stop |
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We gonna rock the beat until we hit the top" |
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[Pudgee] |
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I'm not the person to meet, or do a record with, you just can't compete |
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I hate your song, like Eddie Murphy hates ugly feet |
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I heard that you threw a fit, the day ya heard my shit |
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Oh and I say liked a lot, cause you liked my shit |
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The race was over from the moment that I entered it |
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You musta liked likin like, you remembered it |
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I'm never gonna be finished now, shouldn'ta started me |
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I spit in your face like Charles Barkley |
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I'ma be the crazy, like Moms Mabley |
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And make more hits than Puerto Ricans make babies |
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Don't take it personal man, that's just me though |
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We're good at everything like Vanessa Del Rio |
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[Chorus] |
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[L.O.N.S. x4] "Yes yes y'all (yes y'all!) Who got the vibe?" |
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[scratching interlude] |
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[Pudgee] |
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I'm a performer but before I perform I better warn ya |
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That you're gonna be a goner nigga if I have to put it on ya |
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Nigga, acts on a bat I be earnin 'em |
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Sendin more niggaz to clinics than bitches that be burnin 'em |
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I got the style that gets plenty fed, many fed |
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The style so fat it's on a diet down at Jenny Craig |
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They tryin to put me on death row, for givin a def blow |
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But they don't know there's many more deaths to go |
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You keep on tryin witcha old school flow |
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But you look stupider than Jodeci at an awards show |
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I want the people to know you ain't live |
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And that you couldn't rock |
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If you was on the show that came on channel 5 (rock live nigga) |
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Your whole career will be over like Gerardo |
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You'll have more broken arms than Geraldo |
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All over walls, memories are plastered |
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Of people who fucked with the Phat Bastard |
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[Chorus] |
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[L.O.N.S. x4] "Yes yes y'all (yes y'all!) Who got the vibe?" |
