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Someday I will be a granddaddy |
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I'll be the laziest sonofa***** you ever seen |
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I won't care if the children are being bratty |
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I'll just walk around as if it's all a dream |
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And if the whole world loses its mind |
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I'll be fine |
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Ride the roller coaster round the bend and back again |
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If I live to be bout ninety five |
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I'll just sit there on my porch and eat an apple |
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They say one a day helps keep the doctor away |
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And that's ok |
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But I ain't taking any chances on my fate |
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Gonna bounce you on my knees just in case |
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When the time comes to burn out or fade away |
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Like the rest of my life, I'll be running late |
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If the time comes to put me in a home |
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I'll be gone |
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No desire to wander round alone |
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I'll be gone, I'll be gone |
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Someday when I'm a granddaddy |
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Be as sweet as pumpkin pie, just wait and see |
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We'll hide chocolate candy all around the house |
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So all the little ones will come and see me |
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We'll hide chocolate candy all around the house |
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Then all the little ones will come and see me |