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I'm your knight and shining armor you don't have to work that job anymore |
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Buy a house in the burbs, two-car garage, shrubberies, and a birdbath |
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Keep you safe warm and dry, keep the tears from your eyes |
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Keep you pregnant all the time |
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Name them Skip, Paul and George, maybe even have a girl |
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We'll name her after mom |
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Come on baby take my hand, SUV or minivan? |
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Keep you happy and sedated who needs to be liberated? |
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You've got me you've got me |
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If you got something in your head that makes you think there's something else |
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Maybe the doctor can give you something to make you forget |
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Promise I will hold you tight, I will make you scream all night |
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Bills will get paid on time the birthday poem I write you will rhyme |
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Son, here's a loaded gun, try not to hurt no one |
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You were with my friend Clyde |
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He was my best friend till they pulled his face out of the dashboard |
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And I always thought you were too good for him |
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Let me take you for a spin |
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I'll take you home |
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I'll take you home |
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And everything will be just fine |