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Let's goOne man at the window |
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One girl at the bar |
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Saw that look of recognition |
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When they know just who you are |
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I seen you on the tv |
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I seen you on that show |
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You make the people crazy |
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And then you let them go |
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Before the show we calm them |
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We sympathise, we care |
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And the hostile folk we keep apart'til the red light says 'on air' |
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Did you see our leather lovers |
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All tied up to the chair |
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Did you catch those child molesters |
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No one else goes there |
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What a show, the barry williams show |
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What a show, |
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Dysfunctional excess |
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Is all it took for my success |
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The greater pain that they endure |
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The more you know the show will scored |
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It's showtime |
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Got the reputation of a surgeon'cos they cannot feel the cut |
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It looks so very simple |
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But it really is an art |
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They call our studio 'the hospital' |
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Making money from the sick |
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We let people be themselves |
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There is no other trick'my lover stole my girlfriend''i keep beating up my ex''i want to kill my neighbour''my daughter's selling sex''my s/m lover hurt me''my girl became a man''i love my daughter's rapist'my life's gone down the pan' |
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What a show, the barry williams show |
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The barry williams show |
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Dysfunctional excess |
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Is all it took for my success |
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And when the punches start to fly |
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The ratings always read so high |
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It's showtime'that girl has got no scruples' |
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Not a wrinkle on her face |
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You would not believe the plot she conceived |
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So they'd let her take my place |
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Well, no man is an island |
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No man is a sea |
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But this display of emotion |
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Is all but drowning me |
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What a show, oh what a show |
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On my show, the barry williams show |
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It's my show |
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What a show |
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Dysfunctional excess |
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Is all it took for my success |
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The best tv you've ever seen |
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Where people say the things that they really mean |
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I hear my name, |
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I hear them roar |
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For the one more time |
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I take the floor |
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Just one more barry williams show |
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We're gonna take you where you want to go |
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It's showtime |
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Come on down |
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Come on down |