The Blank Husband Epidemic

The Blank Husband Epidemic Lyrics

Song The Blank Husband Epidemic
Artist Of Montreal
Album Aldhils Arboretum
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[ti:the blank husband epidemic]
[ar:Of Montreal]
[al:Aldhils Arboretum]
[00:12.73] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
[00:17.01]
[00:17.53] Who hated his job and hated his life
[00:21.76]
[00:22.42] So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
[00:25.33] Off of a bridge because he hated his car
[00:29.22] And he hated his life
[00:31.37]
[00:32.49] He couldn't silence the ever present thought
[00:36.82] I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful mana
[00:41.14] And his heart was blank
[00:43.70] Don't we know what blank people are good for
[00:47.38] What they are
[00:48.15]
[00:58.02] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
[01:02.55] Who just couldn't escape or catch a break
[01:07.76] So he wanted to ride his bike
[01:10.58] Blindfolded into traffic
[01:12.61] Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life
[01:16.69]
[01:17.87] His heart was consumed with guilt
[01:19.69]
[01:20.22] From the knowledge he had not
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[01:22.71] Become a successful man
[01:24.08] He was an unsuccessful man
[01:26.40] And his heart was blank
[01:28.94] Don't we know what blank people are good for
[01:32.02]
[01:32.82] What they are
[01:33.45]
[01:44.81] Till one day my Auntie introduced him
[01:48.12] To her friend named Gwendoline
[01:51.10]
[01:52.11] And she must have made a stunning first impression
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[01:56.67] Because he left my Auntie
[01:58.74] And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline
[02:02.84]
[02:04.27] But my Auntie didn't care
[02:06.09]
[02:07.74] She knew she could find
[02:09.44] Another blank husband anywhere
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[02:12.20] By God they're everywhere
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[02:20.60] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
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