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Here's a shocking revelation for you voyeurs |
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Such a heinous deviation, these are no clues |
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I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist |
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Just the thought of ironing gives me spasms of lust |
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I creep up to old wrecked cars and lick off the rust |
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I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist |
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Mother used to try to metal in my affairs |
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Keep your nose up off that grindstone, people |
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Will stare |
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Get the lead out of your pants and change your |
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Underwear |
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I've been stealing baby bottles since I was born |
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I'll go blind from balling bearings, doctors have |
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Warned |
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I like making out with steel-rimmed glasses |
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More than horned |
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Erik Satie gets my rocks off, Cage is a dream |
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Phillip Glass is a Mineralist to the extreme |
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I like tickling ivories and fingering stones |
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When my mercury goes up I play with my bone |
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Peole take for granite my perversion is wrong |
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I'm not harming anyone by beating my gong |
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I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist |
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I'll make love to minerals as long as I can |
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And in fifty years I'll be a jaded old man |
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I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist |
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I'm a Mineralist, I'm a Mineralist |