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Do you long to cavort? |
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Here's a new water sport |
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That you ought to try |
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It's a Fahrenheit dream |
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Hot and covered with steam |
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You won't be bored |
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Do you want to get wet? |
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Are you starting to sweat? |
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Slip over the side |
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Now we're caught in a swell |
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Here's where Heaven and Hell |
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Start to collide |
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It's slippery and slimy |
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Reach over here and tie me |
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I'm so warm I can hardly move |
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Mother never told me |
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I'd need someone to hold me |
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But where I'm from the rivers are all cold |
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It's a fisherman's dream |
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Dinner's already steamed |
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And ready to eat |
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When you feel your resolve |
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Is about to dissolve |
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Then stop for a treat |
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In a river of steam |
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Nothing seems too obscene |
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So let down your hair |
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While you drift through a trough |
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Slip your bathing suit off |
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And really get clean |
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You can do your laundry |
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While your thoughts are wandering |
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And you watch the passing swimmer's poach |
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You don't need no Sterno |
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In Dante's Inferno |
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It's thermohydriatically controlled |
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You can't stay in too long |
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'Cause the heat is too strong |
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You're starting to slide |
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Grab ahold of the rope |
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Throw your soap in the boat |
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Climb over the side |
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We can come back for more |
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When we start to get bored |
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There's nothing as wild |
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As a Hot River swim |
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On the volcanic rim |
