| Song | 真人Show |
| Artist | 吴浩康 |
| Album | Reality Co. Ltd |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:10.79] | 似是政治斗争 你别太过天真 |
| [00:13.54] | 友善笑面背后拿着棍 |
| [00:16.23] | 办公室有小人 弱肉强食嘅森林 |
| [00:18.95] | 要有识擦识闪嘅技能 |
| [00:21.39] | |
| [00:21.71] | 我最爱我老板 客户永远啱 |
| [00:24.47] | 被责骂笑着来受教 |
| [00:27.20] | 荣耀属于上头 有镬我就认头 |
| [00:29.84] | 主人一走甩绳马骝就会两边走 |
| [00:32.73] | |
| [00:32.92] | 办公室做真人骚 我擦鞋造诣好高 |
| [00:36.00] | 每个老细也当佢宝宝 |
| [00:38.29] | 周身刀 博命做 升职就慢人几步 |
| [00:41.54] | 最怕我会最快无得捞 |
| [00:43.53] | |
| [00:43.71] | Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友 |
| [00:48.99] | Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口 |
| [00:54.53] | Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗 |
| [00:59.90] | Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口 |
| [01:07.66] | |
| [01:08.18] | 有气永远要忍 如埋炸药引 |
| [01:10.97] | 要向老细对脚吻一吻 |
| [01:13.62] | 女士穿着要斯文 但唔使穿金戴银 |
| [01:16.13] | 最怕某某背后唱你你博啲乜 |
| [01:19.01] | |
| [01:19.19] | 办公室做真人骚 我擦鞋造诣好高 |
| [01:22.33] | 每个老细也当我宝宝 |
| [01:24.47] | 周身刀 博命做 升职就慢人几步 |
| [01:27.87] | 最怕我会最快无得捞 |
| [01:29.81] | |
| [01:30.03] | Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友 |
| [01:35.33] | Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口 |
| [01:40.80] | Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗 |
| [01:46.21] | Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口 |
| [01:51.51] | |
| [01:51.73] | 做嘢好烦 做人好难 俾啲办公室政治搅到好残 |
| [01:57.05] | 要以牙还牙 要以眼还眼 咪以为我坐喺度好得闲 |
| [02:02.74] | 边一个冼我 阴阴湿 金手指 插向我 大大镬 原来是你么 |
| [02:08.69] | 唔好咁绝 做人留一线 做好自己唔怕俾人赶到绝 |
| [02:13.35] | |
| [02:13.60] | Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友 |
| [02:18.95] | Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口 |
| [02:24.40] | Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗 |
| [02:29.85] | Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口 |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:35.47] | Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友 |
| [02:40.76] | Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口 |
| [02:46.29] | Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗 |
| [02:51.70] | Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口 |
| [02:57.17] | Look out |
| [02:58.32] |
| [00:10.79] | shi shi zheng zhi dou zheng ni bie tai guo tian zhen |
| [00:13.54] | you shan xiao mian bei hou na zhe gun |
| [00:16.23] | ban gong shi you xiao ren ruo rou qiang shi kai sen lin |
| [00:18.95] | yao you shi ca shi shan kai ji neng |
| [00:21.39] | |
| [00:21.71] | wo zui ai wo lao ban ke hu yong yuan yan |
| [00:24.47] | bei ze ma xiao zhe lai shou jiao |
| [00:27.20] | rong yao shu yu shang tou you huo wo jiu ren tou |
| [00:29.84] | zhu ren yi zou shuai sheng ma liu jiu hui liang bian zou |
| [00:32.73] | |
| [00:32.92] | ban gong shi zuo zhen ren sao wo ca xie zao yi hao gao |
| [00:36.00] | mei ge lao xi ye dang qu bao bao |
| [00:38.29] | zhou shen dao bo ming zuo sheng zhi jiu man ren ji bu |
| [00:41.54] | zui pa wo hui zui kuai wu de lao |
| [00:43.53] | |
| [00:43.71] | Watch out dui mian you xiao chou mian lu xiao kou zhuang zuo hao you |
| [00:48.99] | Look out fu bei you e gou sui shi pu chu shi ni yi kou |
| [00:54.53] | Watch out you shi yao xian zou wei zhe lao xi kai xin da ge jin dou |
| [00:59.90] | Look out zui lian shi xiao chou ran er shui ren neng xiao chu kou |
| [01:07.66] | |
| [01:08.18] | you qi yong yuan yao ren ru mai zha yao yin |
| [01:10.97] | yao xiang lao xi dui jiao wen yi wen |
| [01:13.62] | nv shi chuan zhe yao si wen dan wu shi chuan jin dai yin |
| [01:16.13] | zui pa mou mou bei hou chang ni ni bo di mie |
| [01:19.01] | |
| [01:19.19] | ban gong shi zuo zhen ren sao wo ca xie zao yi hao gao |
| [01:22.33] | mei ge lao xi ye dang wo bao bao |
| [01:24.47] | zhou shen dao bo ming zuo sheng zhi jiu man ren ji bu |
| [01:27.87] | zui pa wo hui zui kuai wu de lao |
| [01:29.81] | |
| [01:30.03] | Watch out dui mian you xiao chou mian lu xiao kou zhuang zuo hao you |
| [01:35.33] | Look out fu bei you e gou sui shi pu chu shi ni yi kou |
| [01:40.80] | Watch out you shi yao xian zou wei zhe lao xi kai xin da ge jin dou |
| [01:46.21] | Look out zui lian shi xiao chou ran er shui ren neng xiao chu kou |
| [01:51.51] | |
| [01:51.73] | zuo ye hao fan zuo ren hao nan bi di ban gong shi zheng zhi jiao dao hao can |
| [01:57.05] | yao yi ya huan ya yao yi yan huan yan mi yi wei wo zuo xi du hao de xian |
| [02:02.74] | bian yi ge xian wo yin yin shi jin shou zhi cha xiang wo da da huo yuan lai shi ni me |
| [02:08.69] | wu hao han jue zuo ren liu yi xian zuo hao zi ji wu pa bi ren gan dao jue |
| [02:13.35] | |
| [02:13.60] | Watch out dui mian you xiao chou mian lu xiao kou zhuang zuo hao you |
| [02:18.95] | Look out fu bei you e gou sui shi pu chu shi ni yi kou |
| [02:24.40] | Watch out you shi yao xian zou wei zhe lao xi kai xin da ge jin dou |
| [02:29.85] | Look out zui lian shi xiao chou ran er shui ren neng xiao chu kou |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:35.47] | Watch out dui mian you xiao chou mian lu xiao kou zhuang zuo hao you |
| [02:40.76] | Look out fu bei you e gou sui shi pu chu shi ni yi kou |
| [02:46.29] | Watch out you shi yao xian zou wei zhe lao xi kai xin da ge jin dou |
| [02:51.70] | Look out zui lian shi xiao chou ran er shui ren neng xiao chu kou |
| [02:57.17] | Look out |
| [02:58.32] |
| [00:10.79] | shì shì zhèng zhì dòu zhēng nǐ bié tài guò tiān zhēn |
| [00:13.54] | yǒu shàn xiào miàn bèi hòu ná zhe gùn |
| [00:16.23] | bàn gōng shì yǒu xiǎo rén ruò ròu qiáng shí kǎi sēn lín |
| [00:18.95] | yào yǒu shí cā shí shǎn kǎi jì néng |
| [00:21.39] | |
| [00:21.71] | wǒ zuì ài wǒ lǎo bǎn kè hù yǒng yuǎn yān |
| [00:24.47] | bèi zé mà xiào zhe lái shòu jiào |
| [00:27.20] | róng yào shǔ yú shàng tou yǒu huò wǒ jiù rèn tóu |
| [00:29.84] | zhǔ rén yī zǒu shuǎi shéng mǎ liú jiù huì liǎng biān zǒu |
| [00:32.73] | |
| [00:32.92] | bàn gōng shì zuò zhēn rén sāo wǒ cā xié zào yì hào gāo |
| [00:36.00] | měi gè lǎo xì yě dāng qú bǎo bǎo |
| [00:38.29] | zhōu shēn dāo bó mìng zuò shēng zhí jiù màn rén jǐ bù |
| [00:41.54] | zuì pà wǒ huì zuì kuài wú de lāo |
| [00:43.53] | |
| [00:43.71] | Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu |
| [00:48.99] | Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu |
| [00:54.53] | Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu |
| [00:59.90] | Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu |
| [01:07.66] | |
| [01:08.18] | yǒu qì yǒng yuǎn yào rěn rú mái zhà yào yǐn |
| [01:10.97] | yào xiàng lǎo xì duì jiǎo wěn yī wěn |
| [01:13.62] | nǚ shì chuān zhe yào sī wén dàn wú shǐ chuān jīn dài yín |
| [01:16.13] | zuì pà mǒu mǒu bèi hòu chàng nǐ nǐ bó dì miē |
| [01:19.01] | |
| [01:19.19] | bàn gōng shì zuò zhēn rén sāo wǒ cā xié zào yì hào gāo |
| [01:22.33] | měi gè lǎo xì yě dāng wǒ bǎo bǎo |
| [01:24.47] | zhōu shēn dāo bó mìng zuò shēng zhí jiù màn rén jǐ bù |
| [01:27.87] | zuì pà wǒ huì zuì kuài wú de lāo |
| [01:29.81] | |
| [01:30.03] | Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu |
| [01:35.33] | Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu |
| [01:40.80] | Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu |
| [01:46.21] | Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu |
| [01:51.51] | |
| [01:51.73] | zuò yě hǎo fán zuò rén hǎo nán bǐ dì bàn gōng shì zhèng zhì jiǎo dào hǎo cán |
| [01:57.05] | yào yǐ yá huán yá yào yǐ yǎn huán yǎn mī yǐ wéi wǒ zuò xì dù hǎo dé xián |
| [02:02.74] | biān yí gè xiǎn wǒ yīn yīn shī jīn shǒu zhǐ chā xiàng wǒ dà dà huò yuán lái shì nǐ me |
| [02:08.69] | wú hǎo hán jué zuò rén liú yī xiàn zuò hǎo zì jǐ wú pà bǐ rén gǎn dào jué |
| [02:13.35] | |
| [02:13.60] | Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu |
| [02:18.95] | Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu |
| [02:24.40] | Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu |
| [02:29.85] | Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:35.47] | Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu |
| [02:40.76] | Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu |
| [02:46.29] | Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu |
| [02:51.70] | Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu |
| [02:57.17] | Look out |
| [02:58.32] |