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Dear Reader, this little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the science of getting ahead. |
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Now let us assume you're young, healthy, clear-eyed and eager |
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Anxious to quickly and easily rise to the top of the business world |
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You can! [FINCH:] |
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I can! [NARRATOR:] |
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If you have education and intelligence and ability, so much the better |
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But remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities |
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Just have courage and memorize these simple rules in the chapters that follow |
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If you truly wish to be among the lucky golden few, you can! [FINCH:] |
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I can! How to apply for a job |
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How to advance for the mail room |
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How to sit down on a desk |
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How to dictate memorandums |
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How to develop executive style |
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How to commute in a three bottom suit |
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With that weary executive smile |
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This book is all what |
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I need How to, how to succeed |
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This book is all what |
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I need How to, how to succeed [NARRATOR:] |
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How to choose the right company |
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Before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company |
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It is essential that the company be a big one |
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It should be at least big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing [FINCH:] |
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How to observe personnel |
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How to select whom to lunch with |
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How to avoid petty friends |
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How to begin making contacts |
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How to walk into a conference room |
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With an idea, brilliant business idea |
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That will make your expense account zoom |
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This book is all what |
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I need How to, how to succeed |
