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Song 东北特产不是黑社会
Artist 陈旭
Album 陈旭Vs花瓶

Lyrics

[00:01.900] 哎呀!噶哈啊?这歌你唱的?啊?我总听!你太有才了!
[00:06.100] 别跟别人说,我就没按套路打。
[00:08.820] 陈旭,噶哈那?到你上场了,快。
[00:11.320] 到我了!哎呀!那啥,先试个麦,听见打1,听不见打2,谢谢啊!
[00:19.530] 有东北的没,都立跟棍!
[00:21.470] 人家都说俺们东北特产是黑社会
[00:24.100] 我说老铁要是这么说那就是你的不对了
[00:26.220] 一下把俺这颗爱国的红心吧嗒扔地下摔稀碎
[00:29.270] 俺死都不信俺们像你们说的那么黑
[00:31.300] 俗话说淹死会水地 打死犟嘴地
[00:34.120] 多喝了两杯 有点醉
[00:35.310] 借着酒劲 铁子你就老实坐哪听我给你可劲吹
[00:39.220] 打住!酒这玩意儿~ 朋友到份儿你喝,肚里有量你喝
[00:44.330] 啥啥不是,你喝啥你喝!!
[00:48.990] 梦里面俺已经鸟悄的混成了龙头老大
[00:51.060] 人送外号无比帅呆的小GUN STAR
[00:53.240] 手下小弟像在前面捂捂喳喳 耍大刀那
[00:55.690] 俺在他们身后像傻狍子一样比比画画
[00:58.280] 其实俺要比他们更加专业 更加职业化
[01:00.720] 因为俺从前是个警察 这一点不八瞎
[01:03.310] 可在现实中我是见天直不楞登地干靠
[01:05.440] 那前俺除了上网侩货其余啥都不道
[01:07.570] 一唠那爱情地小呵就
[01:09.860] 一点都不嫌乎害臊
[01:10.700] 照片里的小妹子小样
[01:11.840] 一个个都那招操
[01:13.090] 本来以为等到了我心目中那个
[01:14.250] 传说中的姣凤
[01:15.250] 等一见着 哎妈 那家
[01:16.280] 真就吓俺一大蹦
[01:17.510] 接着就听嘎嘣一声 我脑瓜造直蒙
[01:20.040] 从此上半身癫痫 下半身中风
[01:22.000] 遗恨半生
[01:22.750] 后来琢磨着趁着年少多出去走走瞧瞧
[01:24.850] 赶明学好能耐回去多孝敬乡亲父老
[01:27.210] 弄不好再一出溜
[01:28.720] 混成咱东北人地骄傲
[01:29.780] 你说那该有多好 于是乎
[01:31.340] 俺乐木呵地出道
[01:32.540] 背上点葛瓦斯 大列吧
[01:33.520] 秋林红肠和面包
[01:34.670] 吭哧瘪肚地弄俩糟钱就买了火车地站票
[01:37.010] 到了大城市后慢慢体验慢慢发现
[01:39.420] 这噶瘩的人都挺狠的 还一个比一个尖
[01:41.930] 要不就贼牛 要不穷地就剩钱了
[01:44.700] 还拿俺当山炮 问俺是不是看啥都新鲜
[01:46.750] 我说你们是不是都破早帽子没沿
[01:48.520] 跟我晒脸啊
[01:50.120] 你们都知道啥啊
[01:51.730] 俺们那旮穷穿貂皮富穿棉 大款穿休闲
[01:54.420] 真的 一点不赖旋
[01:56.040] 可不咋的
[01:56.760] 你也不了解实际情况 就别老有那么多偏见
[01:59.110] 你不摘掉带色儿的眼镜你看谁都危险
[02:01.710] 你要不爱听也别给我撂脸子
[02:03.980] 别我说句公道话 还落一身埋怨
[02:06.090] 本来准备凭着俺这小体格子一展拳脚
[02:08.580] 可没成想竟让人当徒必
[02:09.900] 全都白忙活一糟
[02:10.740] 到了 除了让人看着招笑
[02:12.090] 俺就啥啥捞着
[02:13.340] 那不行,俺得找现实唠唠
[02:14.490] 要不俺俩单挑
[02:15.620] 这可到好 不光没打着不说
[02:17.130] 还让贼拉酷地现实给俺一顿削
[02:19.270] 整这一头大包
[02:20.510] 回去以后这心理憋屈地没着没唠
[02:22.640] 寻思不管咋地也得找现实说道说道
[02:25.030] 它说 你爱咋地咋地
[02:26.120] 有招想去 没招死去
[02:27.670] 你瞅瞅 你瞅瞅
[02:28.620] 人都是被这么逼出来地
[02:29.900] 所以根本不怪俺们东北人性格这么霸气
[02:32.170] 完全都是有道有理有根据地
[02:34.300] 这穷苦的老百姓的确谁都不容易
[02:37.420] 那些欺负人的人也都不咋地
[02:40.070] 我说铁子都发泄完了你也少墨迹两句
[02:42.790] 别老说些大实话 那有人不乐意
[02:44.870] 噶哈啊 那啥玩意啊 咋地啊 装那
[02:47.620] 非得逼俺们整得曲头巴脑的好啊!
[02:50.010] 这百姓的心里话还不让人说了?啊?!
[02:52.460] 那啥 喊你点事儿
[02:53.750] 噶哈啊?
[02:54.110] 俺用东北话唱首歌有人说我土
[02:57.130] 那粤语也是地方话 咋就不说它土腻阿~!
[02:59.600] 俺用家乡话唱歌他妈有人说我土
[03:01.880] 那英语也是方言 你们咋就不说它土腻阿~!
[03:04.510] 我也知道我裤兜里面揣酒瓶子 当日喝的
[03:06.690] 胡诹八扯啥都说
[03:08.430] 可这可也是憋在心里 不说说出来窝火
[03:10.340] 我压根就不是瞎摆活
[03:11.880] 你别只当听歌乐和
[03:12.590] 要是听完有啥想法 就来飞乐唱片 找我
[03:16.370] 哎呀你小点声儿
[03:17.340] 你昨天方便面钱和包子钱还没给呢
[03:19.670] 我就说了爱咋咋地

Pinyin

[00:01.900] āi yā! gá hā a? zhè gē nǐ chàng de? a? wǒ zǒng tīng! nǐ tài yǒu cái le!
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[02:53.750] gá hā a?
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