| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 林海《欢沁》 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 咬咬 |
| [00:15.82] | 月黑风高杀人夜 我偷个了大萝卜 |
| [00:19.29] | 佢肥肥白白十八个褶 咬起来仲卜卜脆 |
| [00:23.18] | 靓女 系咪你噶 靓女（非礼啊！）唔好走啊靓女…… |
| [00:27.12] | 谁家农场要倒霉 |
| [00:30.85] | 我走过南我闯过北，腰度有个铁皮***** |
| [00:34.59] | 疾跑暗步快如飞，神龙见首不见尾 |
| [00:38.21] | 我系边个? 哎。唔好问我系边个=。= |
| [00:40.50] | 满脸我都是罪 |
| [00:42.30] | 我一支梨花压海棠，玉树临风龙咁威！ |
| [00:46.00] | 我喺绝世小芊我怕谁，含笑半步攻守备。 |
| [00:53.67] | 左手龙头锤 右手红玫瑰 |
| [00:57.52] | 落毒落药斩板斩布唔系吹 |
| [01:01.21] | 我毒蛇神殿勾过女 纳加身上抽过水 |
| [01:05.15] | 我风暴要塞搞过基 如果飞请你双飞 |
| [01:08.87] | 只不过一个大萝卜 你舍命将我追 |
| [01:12.75] | ***的思想闪光辉 我…我以后都不敢喇。 |
| [01:16.55] | [偷萝卜?至紧要喺技术，讲求快准狠，短平稳， |
| [01:20.99] | 一般人咧，见到有狗，惊咗，就唔够胆落手，萝卜喺d Friend噶， |
| [01:25.59] | 又唔好意思落手，咁点嘚嘎！要噶就喺胆大心细脸皮厚， |
| [01:30.60]不得萝卜誓不休！] | |
| [01:31.52] | 我系绝世小芊我怕谁 美味风蛇古龙水 |
| [01:39.36] | 脚踩阿迪王 身穿七波辉 |
| [01:43.48] | 梨花带雨风情万种俏三围 |
| [01:46.77] | 我系绝世小芊我怕谁 柳叶弯眉樱桃嘴 |
| [01:54.59] | 张家摔过腿 王家摸过黑 |
| [01:58.40] | 日攒五星夜御十女肾不亏 |
| [02:02.29] | 开锁，爆格，都要练嘎!疾跑哩d喺最基础嘎， |
| [02:06.98] | 暗影步全部要点齐，一定要学炼金同埋工程， |
| [02:10.31] | 迅捷药水同埋火箭靴，一件都唔少得，唔喺你估做贼容易吖。 |
| [02:14.81] | 一个唔觉意就俾人**咗咯。 |
| [02:17.24] | 睇住D科多满天飞 连鬼服都要排队 |
| [02:20.96] | 点卡比猪肉仲要贵 你仲追咩追 |
| [02:24.69] | 国足脚臭谁可比 国服一日比一日仲要衰 |
| [02:28.74] | 我天日就加入少先队 我我一定会痛改前非嘎 |
| [02:32.60] | 我喺绝世小芊我怕谁 古灵精怪恶趣味 |
| [02:40.16] | 你家灌过水 他家施过肥 |
| [02:44.23] | 顺手牵羊顺藤摸瓜咪走鸡 |
| [02:47.89] | 很萌很好推 肥猫拉狗窝窝内 |
| [02:55.61] | 抱得美人归 还有一筐大萝贝 |
| [03:03.19] | 都督为何还不隐藏头盔 |
| [03:06.86] | 农夫三拳唬得你们全都orz |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : lin hai huan qin |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : yao yao |
| [00:15.82] | yue hei feng gao sha ren ye wo tou ge le da luo bo |
| [00:19.29] | qu fei fei bai bai shi ba ge zhe yao qi lai zhong bu bu cui |
| [00:23.18] | liang nv xi mi ni ga liang nv fei li a! wu hao zou a liang nv |
| [00:27.12] | shui jia nong chang yao dao mei |
| [00:30.85] | wo zou guo nan wo chuang guo bei, yao du you ge tie pi |
| [00:34.59] | ji pao an bu kuai ru fei, shen long jian shou bu jian wei |
| [00:38.21] | wo xi bian ge? ai. wu hao wen wo xi bian ge. |
| [00:40.50] | man lian wo dou shi zui |
| [00:42.30] | wo yi zhi li hua ya hai tang, yu shu lin feng long han wei! |
| [00:46.00] | wo xi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui, han xiao ban bu gong shou bei. |
| [00:53.67] | zuo shou long tou chui you shou hong mei gui |
| [00:57.52] | luo du luo yao zhan ban zhan bu wu xi chui |
| [01:01.21] | wo du she shen dian gou guo nv na jia shen shang chou guo shui |
| [01:05.15] | wo feng bao yao sai gao guo ji ru guo fei qing ni shuang fei |
| [01:08.87] | zhi bu guo yi ge da luo bo ni she ming jiang wo zhui |
| [01:12.75] | de si xiang shan guang hui wo wo yi hou dou bu gan la. |
| [01:16.55] | tou luo bo? zhi jin yao xi ji shu, jiang qiu kuai zhun hen, duan ping wen, |
| [01:20.99] | yi ban ren lie, jian dao you gou, jing zuo, jiu wu gou dan luo shou, luo bo xi d Friend ga, |
| [01:25.59] | you wu hao yi si luo shou, han dian de ga! yao ga jiu xi dan da xin xi lian pi hou, |
| [01:30.60]不得萝卜誓不休！] | |
| [01:31.52] | wo xi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui mei wei feng she gu long shui |
| [01:39.36] | jiao cai a di wang shen chuan qi bo hui |
| [01:43.48] | li hua dai yu feng qing wan zhong qiao san wei |
| [01:46.77] | wo xi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui liu ye wan mei ying tao zui |
| [01:54.59] | zhang jia shuai guo tui wang jia mo guo hei |
| [01:58.40] | ri zan wu xing ye yu shi nv shen bu kui |
| [02:02.29] | kai suo, bao ge, dou yao lian ga! ji pao li d xi zui ji chu ga, |
| [02:06.98] | an ying bu quan bu yao dian qi, yi ding yao xue lian jin tong mai gong cheng, |
| [02:10.31] | xun jie yao shui tong mai huo jian xue, yi jian dou wu shao de, wu xi ni gu zuo zei rong yi ya. |
| [02:14.81] | yi ge wu jue yi jiu bi ren zuo ge. |
| [02:17.24] | di zhu D ke duo man tian fei lian gui fu dou yao pai dui |
| [02:20.96] | dian ka bi zhu rou zhong yao gui ni zhong zhui mie zhui |
| [02:24.69] | guo zu jiao chou shui ke bi guo fu yi ri bi yi ri zhong yao shuai |
| [02:28.74] | wo tian ri jiu jia ru shao xian dui wo wo yi ding hui tong gai qian fei ga |
| [02:32.60] | wo xi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui gu ling jing guai e qu wei |
| [02:40.16] | ni jia guan guo shui ta jia shi guo fei |
| [02:44.23] | shun shou qian yang shun teng mo gua mi zou ji |
| [02:47.89] | hen meng hen hao tui fei mao la gou wo wo nei |
| [02:55.61] | bao de mei ren gui hai you yi kuang da luo bei |
| [03:03.19] | du du wei he hai bu yin cang tou kui |
| [03:06.86] | nong fu san quan hu de ni men quan dou orz |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : lín hǎi huān qìn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : yǎo yǎo |
| [00:15.82] | yuè hēi fēng gāo shā rén yè wǒ tōu gè le dà luó bo |
| [00:19.29] | qú féi féi bái bái shí bā gè zhě yǎo qǐ lái zhòng bǔ bǔ cuì |
| [00:23.18] | liàng nǚ xì mī nǐ gá liàng nǚ fēi lǐ a! wú hǎo zǒu a liàng nǚ |
| [00:27.12] | shuí jiā nóng chǎng yào dǎo méi |
| [00:30.85] | wǒ zǒu guò nán wǒ chuǎng guò běi, yāo dù yǒu gè tiě pí |
| [00:34.59] | jí pǎo àn bù kuài rú fēi, shén lóng jiàn shǒu bú jiàn wěi |
| [00:38.21] | wǒ xì biān gè? āi. wú hǎo wèn wǒ xì biān gè. |
| [00:40.50] | mǎn liǎn wǒ dōu shì zuì |
| [00:42.30] | wǒ yī zhī lí huā yā hǎi táng, yù shù lín fēng lóng hán wēi! |
| [00:46.00] | wǒ xì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí, hán xiào bàn bù gōng shǒu bèi. |
| [00:53.67] | zuǒ shǒu lóng tóu chuí yòu shǒu hóng méi guī |
| [00:57.52] | luò dú luò yào zhǎn bǎn zhǎn bù wú xì chuī |
| [01:01.21] | wǒ dú shé shén diàn gōu guò nǚ nà jiā shēn shàng chōu guò shuǐ |
| [01:05.15] | wǒ fēng bào yào sài gǎo guò jī rú guǒ fēi qǐng nǐ shuāng fēi |
| [01:08.87] | zhǐ bù guò yí gè dà luó bo nǐ shě mìng jiāng wǒ zhuī |
| [01:12.75] | de sī xiǎng shǎn guāng huī wǒ wǒ yǐ hòu dōu bù gǎn lǎ. |
| [01:16.55] | tōu luó bo? zhì jǐn yào xì jì shù, jiǎng qiú kuài zhǔn hěn, duǎn píng wěn, |
| [01:20.99] | yì bān rén liě, jiàn dào yǒu gǒu, jīng zuo, jiù wú gòu dǎn luò shǒu, luó bo xì d Friend gá, |
| [01:25.59] | yòu wú hǎo yì sī luò shǒu, hán diǎn dē gā! yào gá jiù xì dǎn dà xīn xì liǎn pí hòu, |
| [01:30.60]不得萝卜誓不休！] | |
| [01:31.52] | wǒ xì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí měi wèi fēng shé gǔ lóng shuǐ |
| [01:39.36] | jiǎo cǎi ā dí wáng shēn chuān qī bō huī |
| [01:43.48] | lí huā dài yǔ fēng qíng wàn zhǒng qiào sān wéi |
| [01:46.77] | wǒ xì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí liǔ yè wān méi yīng táo zuǐ |
| [01:54.59] | zhāng jiā shuāi guò tuǐ wáng jiā mō guò hēi |
| [01:58.40] | rì zǎn wǔ xīng yè yù shí nǚ shèn bù kuī |
| [02:02.29] | kāi suǒ, bào gé, dōu yào liàn gā! jí pǎo lī d xì zuì jī chǔ gā, |
| [02:06.98] | àn yǐng bù quán bù yào diǎn qí, yí dìng yào xué liàn jīn tóng mái gōng chéng, |
| [02:10.31] | xùn jié yào shuǐ tóng mái huǒ jiàn xuē, yī jiàn dōu wú shǎo dé, wú xì nǐ gū zuò zéi róng yì yā. |
| [02:14.81] | yí gè wú jué yì jiù bǐ rén zuo gē. |
| [02:17.24] | dì zhù D kē duō mǎn tiān fēi lián guǐ fú dōu yào pái duì |
| [02:20.96] | diǎn kǎ bǐ zhū ròu zhòng yào guì nǐ zhòng zhuī miē zhuī |
| [02:24.69] | guó zú jiǎo chòu shuí kě bǐ guó fú yī rì bǐ yī rì zhòng yào shuāi |
| [02:28.74] | wǒ tiān rì jiù jiā rù shǎo xiān duì wǒ wǒ yí dìng huì tòng gǎi qián fēi gā |
| [02:32.60] | wǒ xì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí gǔ líng jīng guài è qù wèi |
| [02:40.16] | nǐ jiā guàn guò shuǐ tā jiā shī guò féi |
| [02:44.23] | shùn shǒu qiān yáng shùn téng mō guā mī zǒu jī |
| [02:47.89] | hěn méng hěn hǎo tuī féi māo lā gǒu wō wō nèi |
| [02:55.61] | bào dé měi rén guī hái yǒu yī kuāng dà luó bèi |
| [03:03.19] | dū du wèi hé hái bù yǐn cáng tóu kuī |
| [03:06.86] | nóng fū sān quán hǔ dé nǐ men quán dōu orz |
YouTube Results (More on YouTube)