| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 林海《欢沁》 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 咬咬 |
| [00:05.00] | 演唱：窝内 |
| [00:17.57] | 月黑风高杀人夜 俺偷个了大萝贝（偷个大萝贝） |
| [00:21.33] | 它白白胖胖十八个褶 咬起来还有点脆（疾跑暗步快如飞） |
| [00:25.09] | 老妹啊 这是你家的啊？ （流氓！） 哎老妹（神龙摆摆尾） |
| [00:28.92] | 别走啊！（谁家农场又倒霉） |
| [00:32.73] | 俺走过南俺闯过北 腰里别了个铁皮手雷（走南我闯过北） |
| [00:36.56] | 俺疾跑暗步快如飞 神龙见首不见尾（蹲过蛋疼兄弟会） |
| [00:40.32] | 恁要问俺是谁 唉 别问俺是谁（满脸我都是罪） |
| [00:44.20] | 俺一朵梨花压海棠 玉树临风小贼贼（人见人爱小贼贼） |
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| [00:47.51] | 我是绝世小芊我怕谁 |
| [00:51.84] | 含笑半步攻守备 |
| [00:55.66] | 左手龙头锤 |
| [00:57.53] | 右手红玫瑰 |
| [00:59.44] | 下毒下药砍板砍布腹最黑 |
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| [01:03.26] | 俺毒蛇神殿把过妹 纳加身上摸过水（毒蛇把过妹） |
| [01:07.05] | 俺风暴要塞断过背 如果飞请恁双飞（身压纳加皮鞭挥） |
| [01:10.83] | 为了这么一个大萝贝 恁舍命把俺追（风暴断过背） |
| [01:14.69] | 毛主席的思想闪光辉 俺俺再也不敢勒（手擒伪娘双双飞） |
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| [01:19.26] | 偷萝卜 那是技术活 |
| [01:21.56] | 讲究快准狠 短平稳 |
| [01:24.43] | 一般人吧 他根本偷不了 |
| [01:26.44] | 看到有狗 怕了 不敢下手 |
| [01:29.49] | 要得就是个胆大心细脸皮厚 |
| [01:32.33] | 不得萝卜誓不休！ |
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| [01:33.37] | 我是绝世小芊我怕谁 |
| [01:37.59] | 美味风蛇古龙水 |
| [01:41.37] | 脚踩阿迪王 |
| [01:43.29] | 身穿七波辉 |
| [01:45.22] | 梨花带雨风情万种俏三围 |
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| [01:48.46] | 我是绝世小芊我怕谁 |
| [01:52.80] | 柳叶弯眉樱桃嘴 |
| [01:56.60] | 张家摔过腿 |
| [01:58.52] | 王家摸过黑 |
| [02:00.43] | 日攒五星夜御十女肾不亏 |
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| [02:04.59] | 开锁 偷窃 都得练啊 |
| [02:07.00] | 疾跑 那是基础活儿 |
| [02:09.32] | 一定要学炼金和工程 |
| [02:11.79] | 迅捷药水和火箭靴吧 一样也不能少 |
| [02:15.00] | 这个年代做贼容易吗？ |
| [02:17.04] | 一不小心就叫人给**喽！ |
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| [02:19.38] | 你看那科多满天飞 这个鬼服也得排队（科多满天飞） |
| [02:23.26] | 点卡比猪肉还贵 你还追什么追 追什么追（国足问鼎世界杯） |
| [02:27.04] | 这国足是问鼎不了世界杯 国服是一天比一天尿（抽屉穿越回） |
| [02:30.87] | 俺明天就入少先队 俺一定痛改前非（地精火箭又崩溃） |
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| [02:34.22] | 我是绝世小芊我怕谁 |
| [02:38.51] | 使坏搞怪恶趣味 |
| [02:42.33] | 你家灌过水 |
| [02:44.19] | 他家施过肥 |
| [02:46.12] | 顺手牵羊顺藤摸瓜犬在吠 |
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| [02:49.93] | 很萌很好推 |
| [02:53.70] | 肥猫拉狗窝窝内 |
| [02:57.54] | 抱得美人归 |
| [03:01.38] | 还有一筐大萝贝 |
| [03:04.69] | 都督为何还不隐藏头盔 |
| [03:08.50] | 农夫三拳唬得你们全都orz |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : lin hai huan qin |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : yao yao |
| [00:05.00] | yan chang: wo nei |
| [00:17.57] | yue hei feng gao sha ren ye an tou ge le da luo bei tou ge da luo bei |
| [00:21.33] | ta bai bai pang pang shi ba ge zhe yao qi lai huan you dian cui ji pao an bu kuai ru fei |
| [00:25.09] | lao mei a zhe shi ni jia de a? liu mang! ai lao mei shen long bai bai wei |
| [00:28.92] | bie zou a! shui jia nong chang you dao mei |
| [00:32.73] | an zou guo nan an chuang guo bei yao li bie le ge tie pi shou lei zou nan wo chuang guo bei |
| [00:36.56] | an ji pao an bu kuai ru fei shen long jian shou bu jian wei dun guo dan teng xiong di hui |
| [00:40.32] | nen yao wen an shi shui ai bie wen an shi shui man lian wo dou shi zui |
| [00:44.20] | an yi duo li hua ya hai tang yu shu lin feng xiao zei zei ren jian ren ai xiao zei zei |
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| [00:47.51] | wo shi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui |
| [00:51.84] | han xiao ban bu gong shou bei |
| [00:55.66] | zuo shou long tou chui |
| [00:57.53] | you shou hong mei gui |
| [00:59.44] | xia du xia yao kan ban kan bu fu zui hei |
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| [01:03.26] | an du she shen dian ba guo mei na jia shen shang mo guo shui du she ba guo mei |
| [01:07.05] | an feng bao yao sai duan guo bei ru guo fei qing nen shuang fei shen ya na jia pi bian hui |
| [01:10.83] | wei le zhe me yi ge da luo bei nen she ming ba an zhui feng bao duan guo bei |
| [01:14.69] | mao zhu xi de si xiang shan guang hui an an zai ye bu gan lei shou qin wei niang shuang shuang fei |
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| [01:19.26] | tou luo bo na shi ji shu huo |
| [01:21.56] | jiang jiu kuai zhun hen duan ping wen |
| [01:24.43] | yi ban ren ba ta gen ben tou bu liao |
| [01:26.44] | kan dao you gou pa le bu gan xia shou |
| [01:29.49] | yao de jiu shi ge dan da xin xi lian pi hou |
| [01:32.33] | bu de luo bo shi bu xiu! |
| [01:33.03] | |
| [01:33.37] | wo shi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui |
| [01:37.59] | mei wei feng she gu long shui |
| [01:41.37] | jiao cai a di wang |
| [01:43.29] | shen chuan qi bo hui |
| [01:45.22] | li hua dai yu feng qing wan zhong qiao san wei |
| [01:48.13] | |
| [01:48.46] | wo shi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui |
| [01:52.80] | liu ye wan mei ying tao zui |
| [01:56.60] | zhang jia shuai guo tui |
| [01:58.52] | wang jia mo guo hei |
| [02:00.43] | ri zan wu xing ye yu shi nv shen bu kui |
| [02:03.45] | |
| [02:04.59] | kai suo tou qie dou de lian a |
| [02:07.00] | ji pao na shi ji chu huo er |
| [02:09.32] | yi ding yao xue lian jin he gong cheng |
| [02:11.79] | xun jie yao shui he huo jian xue ba yi yang ye bu neng shao |
| [02:15.00] | zhe ge nian dai zuo zei rong yi ma? |
| [02:17.04] | yi bu xiao xin jiu jiao ren gei lou! |
| [02:19.01] | |
| [02:19.38] | ni kan na ke duo man tian fei zhe ge gui fu ye de pai dui ke duo man tian fei |
| [02:23.26] | dian ka bi zhu rou hai gui ni hai zhui shen me zhui zhui shen me zhui guo zu wen ding shi jie bei |
| [02:27.04] | zhe guo zu shi wen ding bu liao shi jie bei guo fu shi yi tian bi yi tian niao chou ti chuan yue hui |
| [02:30.87] | an ming tian jiu ru shao xian dui an yi ding tong gai qian fei di jing huo jian you beng kui |
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| [02:34.22] | wo shi jue shi xiao qian wo pa shui |
| [02:38.51] | shi huai gao guai e qu wei |
| [02:42.33] | ni jia guan guo shui |
| [02:44.19] | ta jia shi guo fei |
| [02:46.12] | shun shou qian yang shun teng mo gua quan zai fei |
| [02:49.15] | |
| [02:49.93] | hen meng hen hao tui |
| [02:53.70] | fei mao la gou wo wo nei |
| [02:57.54] | bao de mei ren gui |
| [03:01.38] | hai you yi kuang da luo bei |
| [03:04.69] | du du wei he hai bu yin cang tou kui |
| [03:08.50] | nong fu san quan hu de ni men quan dou orz |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : lín hǎi huān qìn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : yǎo yǎo |
| [00:05.00] | yǎn chàng: wō nèi |
| [00:17.57] | yuè hēi fēng gāo shā rén yè ǎn tōu gè le dà luó bèi tōu gè dà luó bèi |
| [00:21.33] | tā bái bái pàng pàng shí bā gè zhě yǎo qǐ lái huán yǒu diǎn cuì jí pǎo àn bù kuài rú fēi |
| [00:25.09] | lǎo mèi a zhè shì nǐ jiā de a? liú máng! āi lǎo mèi shén lóng bǎi bǎi wěi |
| [00:28.92] | bié zǒu a! shuí jiā nóng chǎng yòu dǎo méi |
| [00:32.73] | ǎn zǒu guò nán ǎn chuǎng guò běi yāo lǐ bié le gè tiě pí shǒu léi zǒu nán wǒ chuǎng guò běi |
| [00:36.56] | ǎn jí pǎo àn bù kuài rú fēi shén lóng jiàn shǒu bú jiàn wěi dūn guò dàn téng xiōng dì huì |
| [00:40.32] | nèn yào wèn ǎn shì shuí āi bié wèn ǎn shì shuí mǎn liǎn wǒ dōu shì zuì |
| [00:44.20] | ǎn yī duǒ lí huā yā hǎi táng yù shù lín fēng xiǎo zéi zéi rén jiàn rén ài xiǎo zéi zéi |
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| [00:47.51] | wǒ shì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí |
| [00:51.84] | hán xiào bàn bù gōng shǒu bèi |
| [00:55.66] | zuǒ shǒu lóng tóu chuí |
| [00:57.53] | yòu shǒu hóng méi guī |
| [00:59.44] | xià dú xià yào kǎn bǎn kǎn bù fù zuì hēi |
| [01:02.63] | |
| [01:03.26] | ǎn dú shé shén diàn bǎ guò mèi nà jiā shēn shàng mō guò shuǐ dú shé bǎ guò mèi |
| [01:07.05] | ǎn fēng bào yào sài duàn guò bèi rú guǒ fēi qǐng nèn shuāng fēi shēn yā nà jiā pí biān huī |
| [01:10.83] | wèi le zhè me yí gè dà luó bèi nèn shě mìng bǎ ǎn zhuī fēng bào duàn guò bèi |
| [01:14.69] | máo zhǔ xí de sī xiǎng shǎn guāng huī ǎn ǎn zài yě bù gǎn lēi shǒu qín wěi niáng shuāng shuāng fēi |
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| [01:19.26] | tōu luó bo nà shi jì shù huó |
| [01:21.56] | jiǎng jiū kuài zhǔn hěn duǎn píng wěn |
| [01:24.43] | yì bān rén ba tā gēn běn tōu bù liǎo |
| [01:26.44] | kàn dào yǒu gǒu pà le bù gǎn xià shǒu |
| [01:29.49] | yào de jiù shì gè dǎn dà xīn xì liǎn pí hòu |
| [01:32.33] | bù dé luó bo shì bù xiū! |
| [01:33.03] | |
| [01:33.37] | wǒ shì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí |
| [01:37.59] | měi wèi fēng shé gǔ lóng shuǐ |
| [01:41.37] | jiǎo cǎi ā dí wáng |
| [01:43.29] | shēn chuān qī bō huī |
| [01:45.22] | lí huā dài yǔ fēng qíng wàn zhǒng qiào sān wéi |
| [01:48.13] | |
| [01:48.46] | wǒ shì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí |
| [01:52.80] | liǔ yè wān méi yīng táo zuǐ |
| [01:56.60] | zhāng jiā shuāi guò tuǐ |
| [01:58.52] | wáng jiā mō guò hēi |
| [02:00.43] | rì zǎn wǔ xīng yè yù shí nǚ shèn bù kuī |
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| [02:04.59] | kāi suǒ tōu qiè dōu dé liàn a |
| [02:07.00] | jí pǎo nà shi jī chǔ huó ér |
| [02:09.32] | yí dìng yào xué liàn jīn hé gōng chéng |
| [02:11.79] | xùn jié yào shuǐ hé huǒ jiàn xuē ba yí yàng yě bù néng shǎo |
| [02:15.00] | zhè gè nián dài zuò zéi róng yì ma? |
| [02:17.04] | yī bù xiǎo xīn jiù jiào rén gěi lóu! |
| [02:19.01] | |
| [02:19.38] | nǐ kàn nà kē duō mǎn tiān fēi zhè gè guǐ fú yě de pái duì kē duō mǎn tiān fēi |
| [02:23.26] | diǎn kǎ bǐ zhū ròu hái guì nǐ hái zhuī shén me zhuī zhuī shén me zhuī guó zú wèn dǐng shì jiè bēi |
| [02:27.04] | zhè guó zú shì wèn dǐng bù liǎo shì jiè bēi guó fú shì yì tiān bǐ yì tiān niào chōu tì chuān yuè huí |
| [02:30.87] | ǎn míng tiān jiù rù shǎo xiān duì ǎn yí dìng tòng gǎi qián fēi dì jīng huǒ jiàn yòu bēng kuì |
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| [02:34.22] | wǒ shì jué shì xiǎo qiān wǒ pà shuí |
| [02:38.51] | shǐ huài gǎo guài è qù wèi |
| [02:42.33] | nǐ jiā guàn guò shuǐ |
| [02:44.19] | tā jiā shī guò féi |
| [02:46.12] | shùn shǒu qiān yáng shùn téng mō guā quǎn zài fèi |
| [02:49.15] | |
| [02:49.93] | hěn méng hěn hǎo tuī |
| [02:53.70] | féi māo lā gǒu wō wō nèi |
| [02:57.54] | bào dé měi rén guī |
| [03:01.38] | hái yǒu yī kuāng dà luó bèi |
| [03:04.69] | dū du wèi hé hái bù yǐn cáng tóu kuī |
| [03:08.50] | nóng fū sān quán hǔ dé nǐ men quán dōu orz |
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