【云南方言Rap】如何让孩子爱上♂学习（Cover 鬼畜全明星）
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| Song | 【云南方言Rap】如何让孩子爱上♂学习（Cover 鬼畜全明星） |
| Artist | 飒爽叔 |
| Album | 【云南方言Rap】如何让孩子爱上♂学习 |
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| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 伊丽莎白鼠 |
| [00:00.00] | 原作：伊丽莎白鼠 |
| [00:00.00] | 个旧方言改口音：飒爽锅大侠 |
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| [00:00.00] | 整整整整整整整整 |
| [00:02.99] | 大家好 我是 我是 非洲人 卖扣姐 |
| [00:05.49] | 之节课 我来 我来 讲讲着过搞基 |
| [00:08.04] | (⊙o⊙)…之根我来讲讲着过学习 |
| [00:10.43] | 重过 重过给小娃三日爱上♂学习 |
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| [00:12.88] | 活啦！ 还记得 我在小学一年级尼时候 |
| [00:15.48] | 在公堂之上 背诵猫主席尼语录 |
| [00:18.23] | 我呸啦胸脯说 说说 |
| [00:19.67] | 书山有路搞为径 学海无涯基作舟 |
| [00:22.18] | 基基基基基基作舟 |
| [00:23.49] | 我跟娃娃讲 尼学习不好尼根源 |
| [00:25.97] | 就是你长妮姬丑 姑娘瞧见瞧见你就难受 |
| [00:28.62] | 嘎！ 难受难受 姑娘 浑身难受 |
| [00:31.26] | 学习不好尼根源 就是你长尼丑 |
| [00:33.75] | 这是一个非常非常关键尼问题 |
| [00:36.34] | 爱学习 首先应该所有漂亮姑娘追你 |
| [00:38.94] | 你才有学习兴趣 才有学习动机 |
| [00:41.18] | 你你长尼妮姬丑 重重过爱上♂学习 |
| [00:43.99] | 你你你你你你瞧家长 单~想~要效果 |
| [00:46.38] | 我说 少瞧书 少瞧书 少瞧啊些不得用尼书 |
| [00:49.13] | 家长问我 么重~会？ 我呸啦胸脯说 |
| [00:51.37] | 其其实给小娃搞基就能解决所有问题 |
| [00:54.31] | 搞基需要摸索 需要练习 不用漏题 不用作弊 |
| [00:57.80] | 首先打开小猿搜题 拍照拍照搜题 |
| [01:00.15] | 接啦你会 嗯♂嗯♂嗯♂嗯♂嗯♂ |
| [01:02.09] | 手脚不断射精 你就学会了搞基 |
| [01:04.54] | 小猿搜题内置了三个SB |
| [01:06.85] | 随时随地在线网络观看高清搞比利 |
| [01:09.40] | 小娃获得啦学习兴趣 获得啦学习动动动机 |
| [01:12.00] | 你瞧娃娃只有搞基才能爱上♂学习 |
| [01:14.50] | Yoooo 上次我查资料 突然蹦出个窗口 |
| [01:17.30] | 这是最新尼美国大片 停！ |
| [01:18.95] | 放大 再放大！ 啊嘛赶紧瞧 |
| [01:21.14] | 每根毛得瞧尼清清楚楚 |
| [01:22.59] | 直接引进学校推广 啊份儿才叫 爽！ |
| [01:24.94] | 哎哟重会妮姬多年 教育部不引进呢？ 因为 |
| [01:27.73] | 搞基 是潜移默化尼 搞基 是润物无声尼 |
| [01:32.07] | 哎呀 基中自有黄金屋 基中自有四百五 |
| [01:35.16] | 之根中国尼家长啊 真尼是有问题 |
| [01:37.81] | 读读读书 读书 现在尼家长最爱讲 |
| [01:40.49] | 你单认得玩 你就是不想读书 |
| [01:42.84] | 读读读书 读书 啊我好好尼读书 |
| [01:45.38] | 瞧瞧人机都考一百多分九十分你咋个才二十三哈？ |
| [01:48.09] | 唉！~我们天朝尼娃娃 太痛苦啦 |
| [01:50.63] | 每天就是读书 就是撸管读书 |
| [01:53.02] | 寒窗苦读十三年 一撸撸回解放前 |
| [01:55.77] | 小娃需要学习兴趣 小娃需要动机 |
| [01:58.46] | 小娃需要一段时间摸索提前射精 |
| [02:00.80] | 小娃需要 吔屎特技 小娃需要装逼！ |
| [02:03.54] | 天朝尼娃娃需要来 搞一搞基 |
| [02:06.09] | 我直接打开小猿搜题 拍照拍照搜题 |
| [02:08.63] | 我一搜 艹尼粑粑 正在搞比利 |
| [02:10.98] | 人群当中 四大欠王尼头 咋个会是绿尼呢 |
| [02:13.79] | 老爹妮姬认同我 我一定努力搞基 |
| [02:16.38] | 把爱传出克 把基友带回家 |
| [02:18.79] | Yooo傻逼弄个疤 每天啪啪啪 |
| [02:21.53] | 小娃获得啦学习兴趣 获得啦学习动动动机 |
| [02:23.93] | 你瞧娃娃只要搞基才能爱上狗逼 |
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| [02:27.71] | 老子不毛你啦┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : yi li sha bai shu |
| [00:00.00] | yuan zuo: yi li sha bai shu |
| [00:00.00] | ge jiu fang yan gai kou yin: sa shuang guo da xia |
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| [00:00.00] | zheng zheng zheng zheng zheng zheng zheng zheng |
| [00:02.99] | da jia hao wo shi wo shi fei zhou ren mai kou jie |
| [00:05.49] | zhi jie ke wo lai wo lai jiang jiang zhe guo gao ji |
| [00:08.04] | o zhi gen wo lai jiang jiang zhe guo xue xi |
| [00:10.43] | zhong guo zhong guo gei xiao wa san ri ai shang xue xi |
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| [00:12.88] | huo la! hai ji de wo zai xiao xue yi nian ji ni shi hou |
| [00:15.48] | zai gong tang zhi shang bei song mao zhu xi ni yu lu |
| [00:18.23] | wo pei la xiong pu shuo shuo shuo |
| [00:19.67] | shu shan you lu gao wei jing xue hai wu ya ji zuo zhou |
| [00:22.18] | ji ji ji ji ji ji zuo zhou |
| [00:23.49] | wo gen wa wa jiang ni xue xi bu hao ni gen yuan |
| [00:25.97] | jiu shi ni zhang ni ji chou gu niang qiao jian qiao jian ni jiu nan shou |
| [00:28.62] | ga! nan shou nan shou gu niang hun shen nan shou |
| [00:31.26] | xue xi bu hao ni gen yuan jiu shi ni zhang ni chou |
| [00:33.75] | zhe shi yi ge fei chang fei chang guan jian ni wen ti |
| [00:36.34] | ai xue xi shou xian ying gai suo you piao liang gu niang zhui ni |
| [00:38.94] | ni cai you xue xi xing qu cai you xue xi dong ji |
| [00:41.18] | ni ni zhang ni ni ji chou chong chong guo ai shang xue xi |
| [00:43.99] | ni ni ni ni ni ni qiao jia zhang dan xiang yao xiao guo |
| [00:46.38] | wo shuo shao qiao shu shao qiao shu shao qiao a xie bu de yong ni shu |
| [00:49.13] | jia zhang wen wo me zhong hui? wo pei la xiong pu shuo |
| [00:51.37] | qi qi shi gei xiao wa gao ji jiu neng jie jue suo you wen ti |
| [00:54.31] | gao ji xu yao mo suo xu yao lian xi bu yong lou ti bu yong zuo bi |
| [00:57.80] | shou xian da kai xiao yuan sou ti pai zhao pai zhao sou ti |
| [01:00.15] | jie la ni hui |
| [01:02.09] | shou jiao bu duan she jing ni jiu xue hui le gao ji |
| [01:04.54] | xiao yuan sou ti nei zhi le san ge SB |
| [01:06.85] | sui shi sui di zai xian wang luo guan kan gao qing gao bi li |
| [01:09.40] | xiao wa huo de la xue xi xing qu huo de la xue xi dong dong dong ji |
| [01:12.00] | ni qiao wa wa zhi you gao ji cai neng ai shang xue xi |
| [01:14.50] | Yoooo shang ci wo cha zi liao tu ran beng chu ge chuang kou |
| [01:17.30] | zhe shi zui xin ni mei guo da pian ting! |
| [01:18.95] | fang da zai fang da! a ma gan jin qiao |
| [01:21.14] | mei gen mao de qiao ni qing qing chu chu |
| [01:22.59] | zhi jie yin jin xue xiao tui guang a fen er cai jiao shuang! |
| [01:24.94] | ai yo zhong hui ni ji duo nian jiao yu bu bu yin jin ne? yin wei |
| [01:27.73] | gao ji shi qian yi mo hua ni gao ji shi run wu wu sheng ni |
| [01:32.07] | ai ya ji zhong zi you huang jin wu ji zhong zi you si bai wu |
| [01:35.16] | zhi gen zhong guo ni jia zhang a zhen ni shi you wen ti |
| [01:37.81] | du du du shu du shu xian zai ni jia zhang zui ai jiang |
| [01:40.49] | ni dan ren de wan ni jiu shi bu xiang du shu |
| [01:42.84] | du du du shu du shu a wo hao hao ni du shu |
| [01:45.38] | qiao qiao ren ji dou kao yi bai duo fen jiu shi fen ni za ge cai er shi san ha? |
| [01:48.09] | ai! wo men tian chao ni wa wa tai tong ku la |
| [01:50.63] | mei tian jiu shi du shu jiu shi lu guan du shu |
| [01:53.02] | han chuang ku du shi san nian yi lu lu hui jie fang qian |
| [01:55.77] | xiao wa xu yao xue xi xing qu xiao wa xu yao dong ji |
| [01:58.46] | xiao wa xu yao yi duan shi jian mo suo ti qian she jing |
| [02:00.80] | xiao wa xu yao ye shi te ji xiao wa xu yao zhuang bi! |
| [02:03.54] | tian chao ni wa wa xu yao lai gao yi gao ji |
| [02:06.09] | wo zhi jie da kai xiao yuan sou ti pai zhao pai zhao sou ti |
| [02:08.63] | wo yi sou cao ni ba ba zheng zai gao bi li |
| [02:10.98] | ren qun dang zhong si da qian wang ni tou za ge hui shi lv ni ne |
| [02:13.79] | lao die ni ji ren tong wo wo yi ding nu li gao ji |
| [02:16.38] | ba ai chuan chu ke ba ji you dai hui jia |
| [02:18.79] | Yooo sha bi nong ge ba mei tian pa pa pa |
| [02:21.53] | xiao wa huo de la xue xi xing qu huo de la xue xi dong dong dong ji |
| [02:23.93] | ni qiao wa wa zhi yao gao ji cai neng ai shang gou bi |
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| [02:27.71] | lao zi bu mao ni la |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : yī lì shā bái shǔ |
| [00:00.00] | yuán zuò: yī lì shā bái shǔ |
| [00:00.00] | gè jiù fāng yán gǎi kǒu yīn: sà shuǎng guō dà xiá |
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| [00:00.00] | zhěng zhěng zhěng zhěng zhěng zhěng zhěng zhěng |
| [00:02.99] | dà jiā hǎo wǒ shì wǒ shì fēi zhōu rén mài kòu jiě |
| [00:05.49] | zhī jié kè wǒ lái wǒ lái jiǎng jiǎng zhe guò gǎo jī |
| [00:08.04] | o zhī gēn wǒ lái jiǎng jiǎng zhe guò xué xí |
| [00:10.43] | zhòng guò zhòng guò gěi xiǎo wá sān rì ài shàng xué xí |
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| [00:12.88] | huó la! hái jì de wǒ zài xiǎo xué yī nián jí ní shí hòu |
| [00:15.48] | zài gōng táng zhī shàng bèi sòng māo zhǔ xí ní yǔ lù |
| [00:18.23] | wǒ pēi la xiōng pú shuō shuō shuō |
| [00:19.67] | shū shān yǒu lù gǎo wèi jìng xué hǎi wú yá jī zuò zhōu |
| [00:22.18] | jī jī jī jī jī jī zuò zhōu |
| [00:23.49] | wǒ gēn wá wa jiǎng ní xué xí bù hǎo ní gēn yuán |
| [00:25.97] | jiù shì nǐ zhǎng nī jī chǒu gū niáng qiáo jiàn qiáo jiàn nǐ jiù nán shòu |
| [00:28.62] | gā! nán shòu nàn shòu gū niáng hún shēn nán shòu |
| [00:31.26] | xué xí bù hǎo ní gēn yuán jiù shì nǐ zhǎng ní chǒu |
| [00:33.75] | zhè shì yí gè fēi cháng fēi cháng guān jiàn ní wèn tí |
| [00:36.34] | ài xué xí shǒu xiān yīng gāi suǒ yǒu piào liàng gū niáng zhuī nǐ |
| [00:38.94] | nǐ cái yǒu xué xí xìng qù cái yǒu xué xí dòng jī |
| [00:41.18] | nǐ nǐ zhǎng ní nī jī chǒu chóng chóng guò ài shàng xué xí |
| [00:43.99] | nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ qiáo jiā zhǎng dān xiǎng yào xiào guǒ |
| [00:46.38] | wǒ shuō shǎo qiáo shū shǎo qiáo shū shǎo qiáo a xiē bù de yòng ní shū |
| [00:49.13] | jiā zhǎng wèn wǒ me zhòng huì? wǒ pēi la xiōng pú shuō |
| [00:51.37] | qí qí shí gěi xiǎo wá gǎo jī jiù néng jiě jué suǒ yǒu wèn tí |
| [00:54.31] | gǎo jī xū yào mō suǒ xū yào liàn xí bù yòng lòu tí bù yòng zuò bì |
| [00:57.80] | shǒu xiān dǎ kāi xiǎo yuán sōu tí pāi zhào pāi zhào sōu tí |
| [01:00.15] | jiē la nǐ huì |
| [01:02.09] | shǒu jiǎo bù duàn shè jīng nǐ jiù xué huì le gǎo jī |
| [01:04.54] | xiǎo yuán sōu tí nèi zhì le sān ge SB |
| [01:06.85] | suí shí suí dì zài xiàn wǎng luò guān kàn gāo qīng gǎo bǐ lì |
| [01:09.40] | xiǎo wá huò dé la xué xí xìng qù huò dé la xué xí dòng dòng dòng jī |
| [01:12.00] | nǐ qiáo wá wa zhǐ yǒu gǎo jī cái néng ài shàng xué xí |
| [01:14.50] | Yoooo shàng cì wǒ chá zī liào tū rán bèng chū gè chuāng kǒu |
| [01:17.30] | zhè shì zuì xīn ní měi guó dà piàn tíng! |
| [01:18.95] | fàng dà zài fàng dà! a ma gǎn jǐn qiáo |
| [01:21.14] | měi gēn máo dé qiáo ní qīng qīng chǔ chǔ |
| [01:22.59] | zhí jiē yǐn jìn xué xiào tuī guǎng a fèn ér cái jiào shuǎng! |
| [01:24.94] | āi yō zhòng huì nī jī duō nián jiào yù bù bù yǐn jìn ne? yīn wèi |
| [01:27.73] | gǎo jī shì qián yí mò huà ní gǎo jī shì rùn wù wú shēng ní |
| [01:32.07] | āi yā jī zhōng zì yǒu huáng jīn wū jī zhōng zì yǒu sì bǎi wǔ |
| [01:35.16] | zhī gēn zhōng guó ní jiā zhǎng a zhēn ní shì yǒu wèn tí |
| [01:37.81] | dú dú dú shū dú shū xiàn zài ní jiā zhǎng zuì ài jiǎng |
| [01:40.49] | nǐ dān rèn de wán nǐ jiù shì bù xiǎng dú shū |
| [01:42.84] | dú dú dú shū dú shū a wǒ hǎo hǎo ní dú shū |
| [01:45.38] | qiáo qiáo rén jī dōu kǎo yī bǎi duō fēn jiǔ shí fēn nǐ zǎ gè cái èr shí sān hā? |
| [01:48.09] | āi! wǒ men tiān cháo ní wá wa tài tòng kǔ la |
| [01:50.63] | měi tiān jiù shì dú shū jiù shì lū guǎn dú shū |
| [01:53.02] | hán chuāng kǔ dú shí sān nián yī lū lū huí jiě fàng qián |
| [01:55.77] | xiǎo wá xū yào xué xí xìng qù xiǎo wá xū yào dòng jī |
| [01:58.46] | xiǎo wá xū yào yī duàn shí jiān mō suǒ tí qián shè jīng |
| [02:00.80] | xiǎo wá xū yào yě shǐ tè jì xiǎo wá xū yào zhuāng bī! |
| [02:03.54] | tiān cháo ní wá wa xū yào lái gǎo yī gǎo jī |
| [02:06.09] | wǒ zhí jiē dǎ kāi xiǎo yuán sōu tí pāi zhào pāi zhào sōu tí |
| [02:08.63] | wǒ yī sōu cao ní bā bā zhèng zài gǎo bǐ lì |
| [02:10.98] | rén qún dāng zhōng sì dà qiàn wáng ní tóu zǎ gè huì shì lǜ ní ne |
| [02:13.79] | lǎo diē nī jī rèn tóng wǒ wǒ yí dìng nǔ lì gǎo jī |
| [02:16.38] | bǎ ài chuán chū kè bǎ jī yǒu dài huí jiā |
| [02:18.79] | Yooo shǎ bī nòng gè bā měi tiān pā pā pā |
| [02:21.53] | xiǎo wá huò dé la xué xí xìng qù huò dé la xué xí dòng dòng dòng jī |
| [02:23.93] | nǐ qiáo wá wa zhǐ yào gǎo jī cái néng ài shàng gǒu bī |
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| [02:27.71] | lǎo zi bù máo nǐ la |
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