Headline News Lyrics

Song	Headline News
Artist	Weird Al Yankovic
Album	Permanent Record: Al In The Box
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	作词 : Al Yankovic
	作曲 : B. Roberts
	Once there was this kid who
	Took a trip to
	SingaporeAnd brought along his spraypaint
	And when he finally came back
	He had cane marks all over his bottom
	He said that it was from when
	The warden whacked it so hard
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Once there was this girl who
	Swore that one day she would be
	A figure skating champion
	And when she finally made it
	She saw some other girl who was better
	So she hired some guy
	To club her in the knee cap
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	They got paid for their sound-bites
	And sold their
	TV movie rights
	And then there was this guy who
	Made his wife so mad one night
	That she cut off his weiner
	And when he finally came to
	He found that little
	Mr. Happy was missing
	He couldn't quite explain
	It had always just been there
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

	zuo ci : Al Yankovic
	zuo qu : B. Roberts
	Once there was this kid who
	Took a trip to
	SingaporeAnd brought along his spraypaint
	And when he finally came back
	He had cane marks all over his bottom
	He said that it was from when
	The warden whacked it so hard
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Once there was this girl who
	Swore that one day she would be
	A figure skating champion
	And when she finally made it
	She saw some other girl who was better
	So she hired some guy
	To club her in the knee cap
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	They got paid for their soundbites
	And sold their
	TV movie rights
	And then there was this guy who
	Made his wife so mad one night
	That she cut off his weiner
	And when he finally came to
	He found that little
	Mr. Happy was missing
	He couldn' t quite explain
	It had always just been there
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

	zuò cí : Al Yankovic
	zuò qǔ : B. Roberts
	Once there was this kid who
	Took a trip to
	SingaporeAnd brought along his spraypaint
	And when he finally came back
	He had cane marks all over his bottom
	He said that it was from when
	The warden whacked it so hard
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Once there was this girl who
	Swore that one day she would be
	A figure skating champion
	And when she finally made it
	She saw some other girl who was better
	So she hired some guy
	To club her in the knee cap
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	They got paid for their soundbites
	And sold their
	TV movie rights
	And then there was this guy who
	Made his wife so mad one night
	That she cut off his weiner
	And when he finally came to
	He found that little
	Mr. Happy was missing
	He couldn' t quite explain
	It had always just been there
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
	Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

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