| Song | Like A Surgeon |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Permanent Record: Al In The Box |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Al Yankovic | |
| 作曲 : Billy Steinberg/Tom Kelly | |
| I finally made it through med school | |
| Somehow i made it through | |
| I'm just an intern | |
| I still make a mistake or two | |
| I was last in my class | |
| Barely passsed at the institute | |
| Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid | |
| A malpractise suit | |
| Hey, like a surgeon | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Organ transplants are my line | |
| Better give me all your gause nurse | |
| This patient's fading fast | |
| Complications have set in | |
| Don't know how long he'll last | |
| Let me see, that i.v. | |
| Here we go - time to operate | |
| I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out | |
| And see what he ate | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Here's a waiver for you to sign | |
| Woe, woe, woe | |
| It's a fact - i'm a quack | |
| The disgrace of the a.m.a. | |
| 'cause my patients die, yah my patients die | |
| Before they can pay | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Got your kidneys on my mind | |
| Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon | |
| When i reach inside | |
| With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors | |
| Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh | |
| Ooh baby, yah | |
| I can hear your heartbeat | |
| For the very last time |
| zuo ci : Al Yankovic | |
| zuo qu : Billy Steinberg Tom Kelly | |
| I finally made it through med school | |
| Somehow i made it through | |
| I' m just an intern | |
| I still make a mistake or two | |
| I was last in my class | |
| Barely passsed at the institute | |
| Now i' m trying to avoid, yah i' m trying to avoid | |
| A malpractise suit | |
| Hey, like a surgeon | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Organ transplants are my line | |
| Better give me all your gause nurse | |
| This patient' s fading fast | |
| Complications have set in | |
| Don' t know how long he' ll last | |
| Let me see, that i. v. | |
| Here we go time to operate | |
| I' ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out | |
| And see what he ate | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Here' s a waiver for you to sign | |
| Woe, woe, woe | |
| It' s a fact i' m a quack | |
| The disgrace of the a. m. a. | |
| ' cause my patients die, yah my patients die | |
| Before they can pay | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Got your kidneys on my mind | |
| Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon | |
| When i reach inside | |
| With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors | |
| Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh | |
| Ooh baby, yah | |
| I can hear your heartbeat | |
| For the very last time |
| zuò cí : Al Yankovic | |
| zuò qǔ : Billy Steinberg Tom Kelly | |
| I finally made it through med school | |
| Somehow i made it through | |
| I' m just an intern | |
| I still make a mistake or two | |
| I was last in my class | |
| Barely passsed at the institute | |
| Now i' m trying to avoid, yah i' m trying to avoid | |
| A malpractise suit | |
| Hey, like a surgeon | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Organ transplants are my line | |
| Better give me all your gause nurse | |
| This patient' s fading fast | |
| Complications have set in | |
| Don' t know how long he' ll last | |
| Let me see, that i. v. | |
| Here we go time to operate | |
| I' ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out | |
| And see what he ate | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Here' s a waiver for you to sign | |
| Woe, woe, woe | |
| It' s a fact i' m a quack | |
| The disgrace of the a. m. a. | |
| ' cause my patients die, yah my patients die | |
| Before they can pay | |
| Like a surgeon, hey | |
| Cuttin' for the very first time | |
| Like a surgeon | |
| Got your kidneys on my mind | |
| Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon | |
| When i reach inside | |
| With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors | |
| Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh | |
| Ooh baby, yah | |
| I can hear your heartbeat | |
| For the very last time |