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Song Pr0n S0ng
Artist MC Frontalot
Album Favoritism
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : MC Frontalot
[00:14.82] Click close.
[00:21.39] You gotta click close.
[00:29.10] Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk
[00:30.93] no jest! It's time Frontalot confessed:
[00:31.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.65] and I don't think I'm the first to find
[00:36.42] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.43] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.23] victory in the race to be
[00:41.96] the intarweb's number one devotee
[00:43.73] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.69] (Risqué to hey! Quintuple-X obscene.)
[00:47.68] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.28] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.31] My spleen ain't the part that gets vented
[00:52.90] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.66] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.32] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[00:59.76] Got a boatload of midgets and they're in command
[01:03.45] of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:07.06] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.74] and the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.05] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.98] 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[01:29.06] Lurking in #pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.88] got DCC'd unexpectedly
[01:33.85] with an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:35.03] Part III: Bad Habits. I'm so l337
[01:36.29] that I had that one already.
[01:38.31] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:40.12] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.80] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.68] said “nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain't
[01:45.47] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.29] in big 32-bit color
[01:48.88] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller.”
[01:51.04] I said “you can't fire me; I quit!”
[01:52.76] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.65] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.58] 31 years of Hustler scans;
[01:58.44] plans for how to construct a love-swing;
[02:00.09] alt.binaries.everything
[02:01.85] archived since spring of '92;
[02:03.64] receipt for my RealDoll's stripper shoes;
[02:05.68] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.29] (vote once, tub girl or goatse man);
[02:09.13] glands galore, explore for hours;
[02:11.14] diaper play and roman showers;
[02:12.99] glory hole video, deep as it gets;
[02:14.68] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.63] cap'd on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:18.49] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:20.02] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:22.03] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.85] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.55] every delectation to which I'm prone.
[02:28.85] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:32.53] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:36.13] Got a Craig's List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.76] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:44.76] Got to click close, put it away
[02:54.33] ‘cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[03:05.74] The backslash on my keyboard's stuck.
[03:14.54] Mouse wheel don't turn ‘cause it's all gummed up.
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[00:00.00] zuo qu : MC Frontalot
[00:14.82] Click close.
[00:21.39] You gotta click close.
[00:29.10] Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk
[00:30.93] no jest! It' s time Frontalot confessed:
[00:31.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.65] and I don' t think I' m the first to find
[00:36.42] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.43] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.23] victory in the race to be
[00:41.96] the intarweb' s number one devotee
[00:43.73] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.69] Risqu to hey! Quintuple-X obscene.
[00:47.68] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.28] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.31] My spleen ain' t the part that gets vented
[00:52.90] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.66] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.32] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[00:59.76] Got a boatload of midgets and they' re in command
[01:03.45] of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:07.06] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.74] and the braying' s so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.05] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.98] ' cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[01:29.06] Lurking in pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.88] got DCC' d unexpectedly
[01:33.85] with an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:35.03] Part III: Bad Habits. I' m so l337
[01:36.29] that I had that one already.
[01:38.31] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:40.12] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.80] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.68] said " nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain' t
[01:45.47] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.29] in big 32-bit color
[01:48.88] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller. "
[01:51.04] I said " you can' t fire me I quit! "
[01:52.76] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.65] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.58] 31 years of Hustler scans
[01:58.44] plans for how to construct a love-swing
[02:00.09] alt. binaries. everything
[02:01.85] archived since spring of ' 92
[02:03.64] receipt for my RealDoll' s stripper shoes
[02:05.68] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.29] vote once, tub girl or goatse man
[02:09.13] glands galore, explore for hours
[02:11.14] diaper play and roman showers
[02:12.99] glory hole video, deep as it gets
[02:14.68] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.63] cap' d on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:18.49] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:20.02] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:22.03] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.85] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.55] every delectation to which I' m prone.
[02:28.85] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:32.53] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:36.13] Got a Craig' s List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.76] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:44.76] Got to click close, put it away
[02:54.33] ' cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[03:05.74] The backslash on my keyboard' s stuck.
[03:14.54] Mouse wheel don' t turn ' cause it' s all gummed up.
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[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : MC Frontalot
[00:14.82] Click close.
[00:21.39] You gotta click close.
[00:29.10] Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk
[00:30.93] no jest! It' s time Frontalot confessed:
[00:31.92] at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
[00:34.65] and I don' t think I' m the first to find
[00:36.42] my life devoted less to lyrics
[00:38.43] than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic
[00:40.23] victory in the race to be
[00:41.96] the intarweb' s number one devotee
[00:43.73] of smutty little things that occur on screen.
[00:45.69] Risqu to hey! Quintuple-X obscene.
[00:47.68] MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
[00:49.28] twins in positions unseemly.
[00:51.31] My spleen ain' t the part that gets vented
[00:52.90] I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it.
[00:54.66] Distended, probably oughta leave it alone
[00:56.32] spend more time stroking on the microphone.
[00:59.76] Got a boatload of midgets and they' re in command
[01:03.45] of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands.
[01:07.06] Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
[01:10.74] and the braying' s so dismaying when he starts to spoo.
[01:14.05] You gotta click close, put it away
[01:17.98] ' cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[01:29.06] Lurking in pass chans on the IRC,
[01:30.88] got DCC' d unexpectedly
[01:33.85] with an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
[01:35.03] Part III: Bad Habits. I' m so l337
[01:36.29] that I had that one already.
[01:38.31] Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy.
[01:40.12] Whipped it out, but to my chagrin,
[01:41.80] one toss from a win when the boss walked in,
[01:43.68] said " nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain' t
[01:45.47] for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
[01:47.29] in big 32-bit color
[01:48.88] while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller. "
[01:51.04] I said " you can' t fire me I quit! "
[01:52.76] Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk.
[01:54.65] Absconded, all with the data in hand:
[01:56.58] 31 years of Hustler scans
[01:58.44] plans for how to construct a love-swing
[02:00.09] alt. binaries. everything
[02:01.85] archived since spring of ' 92
[02:03.64] receipt for my RealDoll' s stripper shoes
[02:05.68] tools for an online poll I ran
[02:07.29] vote once, tub girl or goatse man
[02:09.13] glands galore, explore for hours
[02:11.14] diaper play and roman showers
[02:12.99] glory hole video, deep as it gets
[02:14.68] mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret,
[02:16.63] cap' d on cam from a hijacked feed.
[02:18.49] Half a terabyte, so whatcha need?
[02:20.02] Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back,
[02:22.03] red on brown on blond on black,
[02:23.85] ganged up, tied up, all alone:
[02:25.55] every delectation to which I' m prone.
[02:28.85] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love.
[02:32.53] Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up.
[02:36.13] Got a Craig' s List poster trading poo for pee.
[02:39.76] Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes.
[02:44.76] Got to click close, put it away
[02:54.33] ' cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y.
[03:05.74] The backslash on my keyboard' s stuck.
[03:14.54] Mouse wheel don' t turn ' cause it' s all gummed up.
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