| Song | The Animal That Desires |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Ping Pong |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| I am cursed with a strange delusion: | |
| I imagine myself to be | |
| The only creature in the world that desires | |
| And reproduces sexually | |
| And everybody else is an amoeba | |
| A tapeworm, a eunuch or virus | |
| (Nicholas, don't be so ridiculous, Nicholas) | |
| So I sit on the tube trying desperately to conceal | |
| This embarrassing anomaly | |
| This sin particular to me | |
| For I, uniquely, must carry the rose | |
| I, uniquely, have a cock beneath my clothes | |
| And dream uniquely lewd dreams in front of multiplex screens | |
| It's as though I (and I alone) | |
| Should be punished for the Universal Sin | |
| Which reminds me of someone | |
| But I am not like Him | |
| I am the only animal in the world that desires | |
| Wandering lost amidst cathedral spires | |
| Sacrificed on behalf of the general | |
| Possessor of an unruly genital | |
| Amongst the dead I beat my breast | |
| Proclaim my sinful proclivity | |
| For simply living outside captivity | |
| Sexually, as if I were unique, and the world uniquely unforgiving | |
| Somebody please understand me! | |
| Tell me you feel the same way! | |
| (Nicholas, don't be so ridiculous, Nicholas) | |
| So I sit on the bus trying furiously to conceal | |
| This inexplicable lust, this outlandishly physical zeal | |
| That, if I were to reveal, would seem simply surreal | |
| In your eyes when you realise | |
| I think differently from you | |
| Amidst the phallic towers | |
| Amidst the birds, the bees and flowers | |
| The people too | |
| It's as though I (and I alone) | |
| Should be punished for the Universal Sin | |
| Which reminds me of someone | |
| But I am not like Him | |
| I'm the only animal in the world that desires | |
| Being ushered towards my funeral pyre | |
| The example, the victim, the criminal | |
| Possessor of an unruly genital | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame | |
| Won't someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I'm not to blame |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| I am cursed with a strange delusion: | |
| I imagine myself to be | |
| The only creature in the world that desires | |
| And reproduces sexually | |
| And everybody else is an amoeba | |
| A tapeworm, a eunuch or virus | |
| Nicholas, don' t be so ridiculous, Nicholas | |
| So I sit on the tube trying desperately to conceal | |
| This embarrassing anomaly | |
| This sin particular to me | |
| For I, uniquely, must carry the rose | |
| I, uniquely, have a cock beneath my clothes | |
| And dream uniquely lewd dreams in front of multiplex screens | |
| It' s as though I and I alone | |
| Should be punished for the Universal Sin | |
| Which reminds me of someone | |
| But I am not like Him | |
| I am the only animal in the world that desires | |
| Wandering lost amidst cathedral spires | |
| Sacrificed on behalf of the general | |
| Possessor of an unruly genital | |
| Amongst the dead I beat my breast | |
| Proclaim my sinful proclivity | |
| For simply living outside captivity | |
| Sexually, as if I were unique, and the world uniquely unforgiving | |
| Somebody please understand me! | |
| Tell me you feel the same way! | |
| Nicholas, don' t be so ridiculous, Nicholas | |
| So I sit on the bus trying furiously to conceal | |
| This inexplicable lust, this outlandishly physical zeal | |
| That, if I were to reveal, would seem simply surreal | |
| In your eyes when you realise | |
| I think differently from you | |
| Amidst the phallic towers | |
| Amidst the birds, the bees and flowers | |
| The people too | |
| It' s as though I and I alone | |
| Should be punished for the Universal Sin | |
| Which reminds me of someone | |
| But I am not like Him | |
| I' m the only animal in the world that desires | |
| Being ushered towards my funeral pyre | |
| The example, the victim, the criminal | |
| Possessor of an unruly genital | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame | |
| Won' t someone understand me | |
| Help me bear the strain | |
| Say they feel the same way | |
| Say I' m not to blame |