| Song | Professor Shaftenberg |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Ping Pong |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne | |
| He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down | |
| He is rampant like the stallion | |
| He wears the gold medallion | |
| Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein | |
| He's a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist | |
| Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness | |
| In a love hotel at half past four | |
| He'll purchase schoolgirl underwear | |
| Meet Noboyu***** Araki for dinner there | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| The professor isn't home right now, so this is the real me | |
| I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow | |
| And squash the squid and jump the junk | |
| I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp | |
| Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place | |
| Let us sing the song of innocence and experience | |
| He's a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower | |
| He carries patent leather snake oil for his ***** power | |
| When it's time to **** their socks off | |
| He boards his flight at Tempelhof | |
| Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| You are culpable but highly ****able | |
| I'll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate, | |
| The horn by stealth of moonlight | |
| I'll stab you to the hilt | |
| Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically | |
| Drink the ectoplasmic jet | |
| Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| The Professor isn't in right now but I'm his bastard cousin | |
| The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde, | |
| One superbad dude, come to my pad, let's collude and let's collide | |
| Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, clapping, coming, | |
| Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in performance and execution | |
| Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several | |
| Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer | |
| Inject a cloud of **** in the middle of the holy water | |
| In clouds of unknowing I want to know | |
| In places I have never been I want to go | |
| I want to get my rocks off till my **** pops off | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To bore the pants off Japanese girls |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| He' s a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne | |
| He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down | |
| He is rampant like the stallion | |
| He wears the gold medallion | |
| Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein | |
| He' s a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist | |
| Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness | |
| In a love hotel at half past four | |
| He' ll purchase schoolgirl underwear | |
| Meet Noboyu Araki for dinner there | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| The professor isn' t home right now, so this is the real me | |
| I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow | |
| And squash the squid and jump the junk | |
| I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp | |
| Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place | |
| Let us sing the song of innocence and experience | |
| He' s a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower | |
| He carries patent leather snake oil for his power | |
| When it' s time to their socks off | |
| He boards his flight at Tempelhof | |
| Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| You are culpable but highly able | |
| I' ll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate, | |
| The horn by stealth of moonlight | |
| I' ll stab you to the hilt | |
| Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically | |
| Drink the ectoplasmic jet | |
| Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To screw the pants off Japanese girls | |
| The Professor isn' t in right now but I' m his bastard cousin | |
| The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde, | |
| One superbad dude, come to my pad, let' s collude and let' s collide | |
| Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, clapping, coming, | |
| Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in performance and execution | |
| Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several | |
| Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer | |
| Inject a cloud of in the middle of the holy water | |
| In clouds of unknowing I want to know | |
| In places I have never been I want to go | |
| I want to get my rocks off till my pops off | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| Professor Shaftenberg | |
| He is sponsored by Lufthansa | |
| To bore the pants off Japanese girls |