| Song | Telegenic Exes, #1 (Hapless Dancers) |
| Artist | Mike Doughty |
| Album | Yes & Also Yes |
| Crave, crave your fat face | |
| On the floor with the hapless dancers | |
| Soon, soon we must leave | |
| Take the dawn streets with the drone financiers | |
| Shades, apparitions in the colonnade | |
| Dissuade, sobbing to the barmaid | |
| Freeze, freeze and don't move | |
| Lights come up on the hapless dancers | |
| Leave, take your coat, go | |
| You best scram before the brutes enchant her | |
| Low, ruination in the store's glow | |
| Humble, monsters, ex officio | |
| Grand on your sampan | |
| Hold a brave face for the hapless dancers |