| Song | Rational Man |
| Artist | Mike Doughty |
| Album | Yes & Also Yes |
| Spoken: | |
| Shall we do it again? | |
| Don't give me your claptrap | |
| Don't give me your stinking words | |
| You make me feel like a fat sap | |
| Hapless in a dirty shirt | |
| But I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Days are darker now | |
| The moon sleeps in the woods | |
| Dogs that wander, pondering | |
| Mysteries in the blood | |
| But I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Oisín | |
| Oh, you made a brave mistake | |
| Shame | |
| Living in a failed state | |
| Dig deeper we must now | |
| Strain and drang, resist the pull | |
| Your snubbed fire is worthless | |
| I got a dark hole to fill | |
| But I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I'm a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Oisín | |
| Oh, you made a brave mistake | |
| Shame | |
| Living in a failed state | |
| Action | |
| Oh, it was farcical | |
| Drained | |
| Living on Popsicles | |
| Don't shoot, Donna | |
| Don't, don't shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don't shoot | |
| Donna, don't, don't | |
| Don't shoot, Donna | |
| Don't, don't shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don't shoot | |
| Donna, don't, don't | |
| Don't shoot, Donna | |
| Don't, don't shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don't shoot | |
| Donna, don't, don't | |
| Don't shoot, Donna | |
| Don't, don't shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don't shoot | |
| Donna, don't, don't |
| Spoken: | |
| Shall we do it again? | |
| Don' t give me your claptrap | |
| Don' t give me your stinking words | |
| You make me feel like a fat sap | |
| Hapless in a dirty shirt | |
| But I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Days are darker now | |
| The moon sleeps in the woods | |
| Dogs that wander, pondering | |
| Mysteries in the blood | |
| But I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Oisí n | |
| Oh, you made a brave mistake | |
| Shame | |
| Living in a failed state | |
| Dig deeper we must now | |
| Strain and drang, resist the pull | |
| Your snubbed fire is worthless | |
| I got a dark hole to fill | |
| But I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Yeah, I' m a rational man, a rational man, a rational man | |
| Oisí n | |
| Oh, you made a brave mistake | |
| Shame | |
| Living in a failed state | |
| Action | |
| Oh, it was farcical | |
| Drained | |
| Living on Popsicles | |
| Don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Don' t, don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don' t shoot | |
| Donna, don' t, don' t | |
| Don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Don' t, don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don' t shoot | |
| Donna, don' t, don' t | |
| Don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Don' t, don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don' t shoot | |
| Donna, don' t, don' t | |
| Don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Don' t, don' t shoot, Donna | |
| Donna, don' t shoot | |
| Donna, don' t, don' t |