The Millionaire

The Millionaire Lyrics

Song The Millionaire
Artist Matt Molloy
Album Music at Matt Molloy's
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[00:00.353] T'was early Friday mornin' as I cycled into town
[00:05.290] The front wheel it was wobblin' and the mud guard fallin' down
[00:09.862] The two legs of me trousers were held up with bits of twine
[00:14.538] And a pension book kept telling me a pint would soon be mine
[00:19.422] How are you Mr. Murphy, said the postal clerk to me
[00:23.968] Not too bad, says I, for a man of 73
[00:28.461] The fox came to me house last night and stole me only duck
[00:33.293] "Buy a lottery ticket", she says, "It might change your luck."
[00:37.969] Well I took the little girls’ advice and I gave to her a pound
[00:42.698] Outside I scratched me ticket with the penknife I had found
[00:47.191] Well I nearly dropped me trousers and I grew a head of hair
[00:52.128] When I realized I was a bloody millionaire
[00:58.031] No more hay or turf to save, no more feedin' calves
[01:02.786] One kick from me big boot and the bike was in two halves
[01:07.357] I headed for the local, sure I was feeling great
[01:12.059] And friends I never knew I had came in to celebrate
[01:17.231] Not long after that I had a new suit on me back
[01:21.724] A new red car outside the door with a telephone on the rack
[01:26.427] Me wife was wearing a blonde wig where her gray head used to be
[01:31.129] And the Wellington tracks had disappeared from just below her knee
[01:37.868] I sat there admiring the new dress that she wore
[01:42.440] A lovely set of teeth she had installed the day before
[01:47.168] I held her oh so tightly like when I was a groom
[01:52.131] And we looked rich and graceful as we waltzed around the room
[01:57.068] Well then I got an awful shock, I thought I’d nearly die
[02:01.849] I spied my ugly missus as I opened up one eye
[02:06.681] With rollers in her old gray head she nearly made me sick
[02:11.383] "Get up and milk the cows", she says, "you ravin’ lunatic."
[02:16.869] It was then I realized that it was all a dream
[02:21.362] The cow was lowing in the field and the cat was at the cream
[02:26.064] Our bike was thrown in the hedge, me trousers had a shine
[02:30.740] ah but twas lovely while it lasted, that winnin’ dream of mine
[00:00.353] T' was early Friday mornin' as I cycled into town
[00:05.290] The front wheel it was wobblin' and the mud guard fallin' down
[00:09.862] The two legs of me trousers were held up with bits of twine
[00:14.538] And a pension book kept telling me a pint would soon be mine
[00:19.422] How are you Mr. Murphy, said the postal clerk to me
[00:23.968] Not too bad, says I, for a man of 73
[00:28.461] The fox came to me house last night and stole me only duck
[00:33.293] " Buy a lottery ticket", she says, " It might change your luck."
[00:37.969] Well I took the little girls' advice and I gave to her a pound
[00:42.698] Outside I scratched me ticket with the penknife I had found
[00:47.191] Well I nearly dropped me trousers and I grew a head of hair
[00:52.128] When I realized I was a bloody millionaire
[00:58.031] No more hay or turf to save, no more feedin' calves
[01:02.786] One kick from me big boot and the bike was in two halves
[01:07.357] I headed for the local, sure I was feeling great
[01:12.059] And friends I never knew I had came in to celebrate
[01:17.231] Not long after that I had a new suit on me back
[01:21.724] A new red car outside the door with a telephone on the rack
[01:26.427] Me wife was wearing a blonde wig where her gray head used to be
[01:31.129] And the Wellington tracks had disappeared from just below her knee
[01:37.868] I sat there admiring the new dress that she wore
[01:42.440] A lovely set of teeth she had installed the day before
[01:47.168] I held her oh so tightly like when I was a groom
[01:52.131] And we looked rich and graceful as we waltzed around the room
[01:57.068] Well then I got an awful shock, I thought I' d nearly die
[02:01.849] I spied my ugly missus as I opened up one eye
[02:06.681] With rollers in her old gray head she nearly made me sick
[02:11.383] " Get up and milk the cows", she says, " you ravin' lunatic."
[02:16.869] It was then I realized that it was all a dream
[02:21.362] The cow was lowing in the field and the cat was at the cream
[02:26.064] Our bike was thrown in the hedge, me trousers had a shine
[02:30.740] ah but twas lovely while it lasted, that winnin' dream of mine
[00:00.353] T' was early Friday mornin' as I cycled into town
[00:05.290] The front wheel it was wobblin' and the mud guard fallin' down
[00:09.862] The two legs of me trousers were held up with bits of twine
[00:14.538] And a pension book kept telling me a pint would soon be mine
[00:19.422] How are you Mr. Murphy, said the postal clerk to me
[00:23.968] Not too bad, says I, for a man of 73
[00:28.461] The fox came to me house last night and stole me only duck
[00:33.293] " Buy a lottery ticket", she says, " It might change your luck."
[00:37.969] Well I took the little girls' advice and I gave to her a pound
[00:42.698] Outside I scratched me ticket with the penknife I had found
[00:47.191] Well I nearly dropped me trousers and I grew a head of hair
[00:52.128] When I realized I was a bloody millionaire
[00:58.031] No more hay or turf to save, no more feedin' calves
[01:02.786] One kick from me big boot and the bike was in two halves
[01:07.357] I headed for the local, sure I was feeling great
[01:12.059] And friends I never knew I had came in to celebrate
[01:17.231] Not long after that I had a new suit on me back
[01:21.724] A new red car outside the door with a telephone on the rack
[01:26.427] Me wife was wearing a blonde wig where her gray head used to be
[01:31.129] And the Wellington tracks had disappeared from just below her knee
[01:37.868] I sat there admiring the new dress that she wore
[01:42.440] A lovely set of teeth she had installed the day before
[01:47.168] I held her oh so tightly like when I was a groom
[01:52.131] And we looked rich and graceful as we waltzed around the room
[01:57.068] Well then I got an awful shock, I thought I' d nearly die
[02:01.849] I spied my ugly missus as I opened up one eye
[02:06.681] With rollers in her old gray head she nearly made me sick
[02:11.383] " Get up and milk the cows", she says, " you ravin' lunatic."
[02:16.869] It was then I realized that it was all a dream
[02:21.362] The cow was lowing in the field and the cat was at the cream
[02:26.064] Our bike was thrown in the hedge, me trousers had a shine
[02:30.740] ah but twas lovely while it lasted, that winnin' dream of mine
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