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Phlegm lapels for the last time |
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Corned beef legs for the last time |
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Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided |
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But then you see someone new |
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And you want someone new |
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So you have someone new |
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I don't blame you |
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We would all do the same as you |
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If ever we had the nerve to |
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Chips with cream for the last time |
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"The People's Friend" for the last time |
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Oh we're so glad that you've finally decided |
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Tiny striped socks for the last time |
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Pokes and prods for the last time |
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And the doctor said: |
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"Don't nod your head until June!" |
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But then you see someone new |
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And you want someone new |
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So you have someone new |
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I don't blame you |
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We would all do the same as you |
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If ever we had the chance to |
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Sick at noon for the last time |
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And who is gonna clean up, would you be so kind? |
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Oh everybody stares at the strange clothes that you're wearing |
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Bad advice for the last time |
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And people being nice for the very last time |
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Oh we're so glad that you have finally decided |