| [00:02.07] | NONO YO~ YO~ |
| [00:02.35] | 口白 |
| [00:02.53] | 吴宗宪 YO~NONO 你要去叨 |
| [00:04.99] | NONO 没阿！ 没录影 蒙 绕哩！ |
| [00:06.85] | 吴宗宪 啊怎么会没录影 |
| [00:08.15] | NONO 啊就走下坡啊！ |
| [00:09.50] | 吴宗宪 蛤~还没红过就走下坡 你就不是在住阳明山说 啊走下坡你不会出唱片喔 |
| [00:13.96] | NONO 宪哥 你要帮我出唱片喔 |
| [00:17.63] | NONO 啊~喂 |
| [00:18.28] | 吴宗宪 ㄟ~没 |
| [00:18.88] | 吴宗宪 ㄏㄏ 出唱片 对我来说家常便饭 但是对你们来讲太难了 下辈子吧！ |
| [00:23.20] | NONO ㄟ~我会Rapㄝ！ |
| [00:24.36] | 吴宗宪 甘有影 |
| [00:25.06] | 吴宗宪 哈哈～真的吗 |
| [00:26.87] | NONO ㄟ~你不能忘记 我是HipHop |
| [00:28.03] | NONO 待会Rap一段给你听听看哦！ |
| [00:33.05] | 武松打老虎 带一跟棍 |
| [00:35.55] | 两双拳一个飞踢 |
| [00:37.55] | 几回合过去 把猛虎给摆平 |
| [00:41.59] | 拔虎皮给乡亲 |
| [00:43.98] | |
| [00:44.66] | 登天而有多难 离地算起 |
| [00:47.21] | 大概有几万公里 |
| [00:49.21] | 给我条巨绳 我一定爬上去 |
| [00:53.20] | 摘颗星送给你 oh |
| [00:56.05] | 从小就想开飞机 |
| [00:58.93] | 翻个筋斗到南极 |
| [01:01.85] | 只要我想去 没有不可以 |
| [01:04.78] | 不能去 oh 唉 |
| [01:08.47] | 对别人而言 |
| [01:10.70] | 办不到的事 就很困难 |
| [01:14.28] | 对我来说 简直是家常便饭 |
| [01:18.13] | 简单到翻 |
| [01:20.17] | 对别人而言 |
| [01:22.40] | 感情受了伤 愈合很难 |
| [01:25.79] | 对我来说 |
| [01:27.46] | 简直是家常便饭 我纵横情场 |
| [01:31.75] | Rap |
| [01:31.76] | 星期六在家很无聊 借问你要冲三小 听说PUB的妹妹很多 每一个迷你裙都穿很短 |
| [01:37.42] | 我就电话拿起来喂喂喂 找我的麻吉去找妹妹 谁知道运气有够衰 挑来挑去挑到一个痘子最多的 |
| [01:43.28] | 有够衰 有够衰 种蒲仔生菜瓜 手去扭到 腰去扭到 腰去闪到 腰去闪到 头去扭到 头去扭到 要贴膏药 要贴膏药 |
| [01:57.86] | 点儿个打火机 我看到鬼 |
| [02:00.42] | 大概我在发神经 |
| [02:02.46] | 才会爱上你 脑袋真的有问题 |
| [02:06.50] | 我真是摔到底 oh |
| [02:09.33] | 从小就想开飞机 |
| [02:12.12] | 翻个筋斗到南极 |
| [02:15.14] | 只要我想去 没有不可以 |
| [02:18.04] | 不能去 oh 唉 |
| [02:21.33] | 对别人而言 |
| [02:23.86] | 办不到的事 就很困难 |
| [02:27.53] | 对我来说 简直是家常便饭 |
| [02:31.64] | |
| [02:33.40] | 对别人而言 |
| [02:35.58] | 感情受了伤 愈合很难 |
| [02:39.20] | 对我来说 |
| [02:40.73] | 简直是家常便饭 我纵横情场 |
| [02:46.28] | |
| [02:56.43] | 小皮球 香蕉油 满地开花21 |
| [03:00.04] | |
| [03:06.76] | |
| [03:08.23] | 小皮球 香蕉油 满地开花21 |
| [03:13.43] | |
| [03:20.17] | |
| [03:21.65] | 对别人而言 |
| [03:23.88] | 办不到的事 就很困难 |
| [03:27.64] | 对我来说 简直是家常便饭 |
| [03:31.31] | |
| [03:31.40] | 简单到翻 |
| [03:33.63] | 对别人而言 |
| [03:35.63] | 感情受了伤 愈合很难 |
| [03:39.20] | 对我来说 |
| [03:40.71] |
| [00:02.07] | NONO YO YO |
| [00:02.35] | kou bai |
| [00:02.53] | wu zong xian YO NONO ni yao qu dao |
| [00:04.99] | NONO mei a! mei lu ying meng rao li! |
| [00:06.85] | wu zong xian a zen me hui mei lu ying |
| [00:08.15] | NONO a jiu zou xia po a! |
| [00:09.50] | wu zong xian ha hai mei hong guo jiu zou xia po ni jiu bu shi zai zhu yang ming shan shuo a zou xia po ni bu hui chu chang pian o |
| [00:13.96] | NONO xian ge ni yao bang wo chu chang pian o |
| [00:17.63] | NONO a wei |
| [00:18.28] | wu zong xian mei |
| [00:18.88] | wu zong xian chu chang pian dui wo lai shuo jia chang bian fan dan shi dui ni men lai jiang tai nan le xia bei zi ba! |
| [00:23.20] | NONO wo hui Rap! |
| [00:24.36] | wu zong xian gan you ying |
| [00:25.06] | wu zong xian ha ha zhen de ma |
| [00:26.87] | NONO ni bu neng wang ji wo shi HipHop |
| [00:28.03] | NONO dai hui Rap yi duan gei ni ting ting kan o! |
| [00:33.05] | wu song da lao hu dai yi gen gun |
| [00:35.55] | liang shuang quan yi ge fei ti |
| [00:37.55] | ji hui he guo qu ba meng hu gei bai ping |
| [00:41.59] | ba hu pi gei xiang qin |
| [00:43.98] | |
| [00:44.66] | deng tian er you duo nan li di suan qi |
| [00:47.21] | da gai you ji wan gong li |
| [00:49.21] | gei wo tiao ju sheng wo yi ding pa shang qu |
| [00:53.20] | zhai ke xing song gei ni oh |
| [00:56.05] | cong xiao jiu xiang kai fei ji |
| [00:58.93] | fan ge jin dou dao nan ji |
| [01:01.85] | zhi yao wo xiang qu mei you bu ke yi |
| [01:04.78] | bu neng qu oh ai |
| [01:08.47] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [01:10.70] | ban bu dao de shi jiu hen kun nan |
| [01:14.28] | dui wo lai shuo jian zhi shi jia chang bian fan |
| [01:18.13] | jian dan dao fan |
| [01:20.17] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [01:22.40] | gan qing shou le shang yu he hen nan |
| [01:25.79] | dui wo lai shuo |
| [01:27.46] | jian zhi shi jia chang bian fan wo zong heng qing chang |
| [01:31.75] | Rap |
| [01:31.76] | xing qi liu zai jia hen wu liao jie wen ni yao chong san xiao ting shuo PUB de mei mei hen duo mei yi ge mi ni qun dou chuan hen duan |
| [01:37.42] | wo jiu dian hua na qi lai wei wei wei zhao wo de ma ji qu zhao mei mei shei zhi dao yun qi you gou shuai tiao lai tiao qu tiao dao yi ge dou zi zui duo de |
| [01:43.28] | you gou shuai you gou shuai zhong pu zi sheng cai gua shou qu niu dao yao qu niu dao yao qu shan dao yao qu shan dao tou qu niu dao tou qu niu dao yao tie gao yao yao tie gao yao |
| [01:57.86] | dian er ge da huo ji wo kan dao gui |
| [02:00.42] | da gai wo zai fa shen jing |
| [02:02.46] | cai hui ai shang ni nao dai zhen de you wen ti |
| [02:06.50] | wo zhen shi shuai dao di oh |
| [02:09.33] | cong xiao jiu xiang kai fei ji |
| [02:12.12] | fan ge jin dou dao nan ji |
| [02:15.14] | zhi yao wo xiang qu mei you bu ke yi |
| [02:18.04] | bu neng qu oh ai |
| [02:21.33] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [02:23.86] | ban bu dao de shi jiu hen kun nan |
| [02:27.53] | dui wo lai shuo jian zhi shi jia chang bian fan |
| [02:31.64] | |
| [02:33.40] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [02:35.58] | gan qing shou le shang yu he hen nan |
| [02:39.20] | dui wo lai shuo |
| [02:40.73] | jian zhi shi jia chang bian fan wo zong heng qing chang |
| [02:46.28] | |
| [02:56.43] | xiao pi qiu xiang jiao you man di kai hua 21 |
| [03:00.04] | |
| [03:06.76] | |
| [03:08.23] | xiao pi qiu xiang jiao you man di kai hua 21 |
| [03:13.43] | |
| [03:20.17] | |
| [03:21.65] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [03:23.88] | ban bu dao de shi jiu hen kun nan |
| [03:27.64] | dui wo lai shuo jian zhi shi jia chang bian fan |
| [03:31.31] | |
| [03:31.40] | jian dan dao fan |
| [03:33.63] | dui bie ren er yan |
| [03:35.63] | gan qing shou le shang yu he hen nan |
| [03:39.20] | dui wo lai shuo |
| [03:40.71] |
| [00:02.07] | NONO YO YO |
| [00:02.35] | kǒu bái |
| [00:02.53] | wú zōng xiàn YO NONO nǐ yào qù dāo |
| [00:04.99] | NONO méi ā! méi lù yǐng méng rào lī! |
| [00:06.85] | wú zōng xiàn a zěn me huì méi lù yǐng |
| [00:08.15] | NONO a jiù zǒu xià pō a! |
| [00:09.50] | wú zōng xiàn há hái méi hóng guò jiù zǒu xià pō nǐ jiù bú shì zài zhù yáng míng shān shuō a zǒu xià pō nǐ bú huì chū chàng piān ō |
| [00:13.96] | NONO xiàn gē nǐ yào bāng wǒ chū chàng piān ō |
| [00:17.63] | NONO a wèi |
| [00:18.28] | wú zōng xiàn méi |
| [00:18.88] | wú zōng xiàn chū chàng piān duì wǒ lái shuō jiā cháng biàn fàn dàn shì duì nǐ men lái jiǎng tài nán le xià bèi zi ba! |
| [00:23.20] | NONO wǒ huì Rap! |
| [00:24.36] | wú zōng xiàn gān yǒu yǐng |
| [00:25.06] | wú zōng xiàn hā hā zhēn de ma |
| [00:26.87] | NONO nǐ bù néng wàng jì wǒ shì HipHop |
| [00:28.03] | NONO dāi huì Rap yī duàn gěi nǐ tīng tīng kàn ó! |
| [00:33.05] | wǔ sōng dǎ lǎo hǔ dài yī gēn gùn |
| [00:35.55] | liǎng shuāng quán yí gè fēi tī |
| [00:37.55] | jǐ huí hé guò qù bǎ měng hǔ gěi bǎi píng |
| [00:41.59] | bá hǔ pí gěi xiāng qīn |
| [00:43.98] | |
| [00:44.66] | dēng tiān ér yǒu duō nàn lí dì suàn qǐ |
| [00:47.21] | dà gài yǒu jǐ wàn gōng lǐ |
| [00:49.21] | gěi wǒ tiáo jù shéng wǒ yí dìng pá shǎng qù |
| [00:53.20] | zhāi kē xīng sòng gěi nǐ oh |
| [00:56.05] | cóng xiǎo jiù xiǎng kāi fēi jī |
| [00:58.93] | fān gè jīn dǒu dào nán jí |
| [01:01.85] | zhǐ yào wǒ xiǎng qù méi yǒu bù kě yǐ |
| [01:04.78] | bù néng qù oh āi |
| [01:08.47] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [01:10.70] | bàn bú dào de shì jiù hěn kùn nán |
| [01:14.28] | duì wǒ lái shuō jiǎn zhí shì jiā cháng biàn fàn |
| [01:18.13] | jiǎn dān dào fān |
| [01:20.17] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [01:22.40] | gǎn qíng shòu le shāng yù hé hěn nán |
| [01:25.79] | duì wǒ lái shuō |
| [01:27.46] | jiǎn zhí shì jiā cháng biàn fàn wǒ zòng héng qíng chǎng |
| [01:31.75] | Rap |
| [01:31.76] | xīng qī liù zài jiā hěn wú liáo jiè wèn nǐ yào chōng sān xiǎo tīng shuō PUB de mèi mei hěn duō měi yí gè mí nǐ qún dōu chuān hěn duǎn |
| [01:37.42] | wǒ jiù diàn huà ná qǐ lái wèi wèi wèi zhǎo wǒ de má jí qù zhǎo mèi mei shéi zhī dào yùn qì yǒu gòu shuāi tiāo lái tiāo qù tiāo dào yí gè dòu zǐ zuì duō de |
| [01:43.28] | yǒu gòu shuāi yǒu gòu shuāi zhǒng pú zǐ shēng cài guā shǒu qù niǔ dào yāo qù niǔ dào yāo qù shǎn dào yāo qù shǎn dào tóu qù niǔ dào tóu qù niǔ dào yào tiē gāo yào yào tiē gāo yào |
| [01:57.86] | diǎn ér gè dǎ huǒ jī wǒ kàn dào guǐ |
| [02:00.42] | dà gài wǒ zài fā shén jīng |
| [02:02.46] | cái huì ài shàng nǐ nǎo dài zhēn de yǒu wèn tí |
| [02:06.50] | wǒ zhēn shì shuāi dào dǐ oh |
| [02:09.33] | cóng xiǎo jiù xiǎng kāi fēi jī |
| [02:12.12] | fān gè jīn dǒu dào nán jí |
| [02:15.14] | zhǐ yào wǒ xiǎng qù méi yǒu bù kě yǐ |
| [02:18.04] | bù néng qù oh āi |
| [02:21.33] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [02:23.86] | bàn bú dào de shì jiù hěn kùn nán |
| [02:27.53] | duì wǒ lái shuō jiǎn zhí shì jiā cháng biàn fàn |
| [02:31.64] | |
| [02:33.40] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [02:35.58] | gǎn qíng shòu le shāng yù hé hěn nán |
| [02:39.20] | duì wǒ lái shuō |
| [02:40.73] | jiǎn zhí shì jiā cháng biàn fàn wǒ zòng héng qíng chǎng |
| [02:46.28] | |
| [02:56.43] | xiǎo pí qiú xiāng jiāo yóu mǎn dì kāi huā 21 |
| [03:00.04] | |
| [03:06.76] | |
| [03:08.23] | xiǎo pí qiú xiāng jiāo yóu mǎn dì kāi huā 21 |
| [03:13.43] | |
| [03:20.17] | |
| [03:21.65] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [03:23.88] | bàn bú dào de shì jiù hěn kùn nán |
| [03:27.64] | duì wǒ lái shuō jiǎn zhí shì jiā cháng biàn fàn |
| [03:31.31] | |
| [03:31.40] | jiǎn dān dào fān |
| [03:33.63] | duì bié rén ér yán |
| [03:35.63] | gǎn qíng shòu le shāng yù hé hěn nán |
| [03:39.20] | duì wǒ lái shuō |
| [03:40.71] |
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