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Gather 'round and settle down |
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For a story will unveil |
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And stay me thinks |
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With Dave and Minx |
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As we tell you a haunting tale |
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Welcome-come to our wonderful town |
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Welcome-come we are humble and proud |
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It's the happiest place |
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With a circular space! |
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Where we all come together and sing |
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La, la, la, la |
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We be living in our pilgrim hats |
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With our buildings thatched roofs |
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You can chill, relax |
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Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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Nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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But when the town goes to sleep |
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You can hear the sound of something devious |
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Of something quite mysterious |
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Lurking in the dark |
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Do you have the knife? |
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Yeah man tonight |
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Someone's gonna be mad in the afterlife |
| [00:47]Gotta be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring[00:50] |
And they won't suspect a thing |
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Help help! The sheriff is dead! |
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Either that or he's really sleepy and red |
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Well I was on the lookout and I saw those guys |
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Sneak into his house at night! |
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Lynch them all on sight! |
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We're innocent? |
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All in favour of death say aye! |
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We'll sleep soundly tonight |
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Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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Nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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But when the town goes to sleep |
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You can hear the sound of something devious |
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Of something quite mysterious |
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Lurking in the dark |
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But not for long I'll add fuel to the fire |
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By turning the town into a funeral pyre! |
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I got a burning ambition |
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Add the last of this gas on the thatch |
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With this match says it's time for ignition! |
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Help help! The lookout's house is in cinders |
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I told that guy to stop using Tinder! |
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I'll investigate... |
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Hey, I can smell an arsonist's gas! |
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Pardon me? |
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What? Ew, not that |
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I mean you set the fire! |
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Hang her immediately! |
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All say aye, AYE! |
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Bye bye! Now we can be free |
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Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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Nothing bad ever happens in this town |
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But when the town goes to sleep |
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You can hear the sound of something devious |
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Of something quite mysterious |
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Lurking in the dark |
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It's dead frosty out cause I'm a serial killer |
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One stab and no investigator left to turn me in and |
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It's on the the next house to attack |
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AAAH! |
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Gotcha, you stepped right into my veteran booby trap |
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I saved the town. I saved the town! |
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Wait, is anybody else around? |
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Me, I'm a medium, and it's just us |
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What a painful lonely existence |
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Can you ask how the afterlife is? |
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Uh-huh, the whole town is there reunited |
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And every single one of them is saying it's great there |
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Hmm, then it's time for some euthanasia |