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Rasputin |
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago |
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He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow |
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Most people looked at him with terror and with fear |
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But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear |
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He could preach the bible like a preacher |
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Full of ecstacy and fire |
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But he also was the kind of teacher |
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Women would desire |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Lover of the Russian queen |
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There was a cat that really was gone |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Russia"s greatest love machine |
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It was a shame how he carried on |
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He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar |
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But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar |
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In all affairs of state he was the man to please |
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But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze |
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For the queen he was no wheeler dealer |
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Though she"d heard the things he"d done |
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She believed he was a holy healer |
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Who would heal her son |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Lover of the Russian queen |
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There was a cat that really was gone |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Russia"s greatest love machine |
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It was a shame how he carried on |
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But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, |
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the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder. |
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"This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemies |
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But the ladies begged "Don"t you try to do it, please" |
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No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms |
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Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms |
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Then one night some men of higher standing |
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Set a trap, they"re not to blame |
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"Come to visit us" they kept demanding |
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And he really came |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Lover of the Russian queen |
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They put some poison into his wine |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Russia"s greatest love machine |
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He drank it all and he said "I feel fine" |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Lover of the Russian queen |
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They didn"t quit, they wanted his head |
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Ra ra rasputin |
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Russia"s greatest love machine |
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And so they shot him till he was dead |
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Oh, those Russians... |
