Why Not Me

	Oh, talk, talk, talk
	Oh, shut your mouth
	A little kiss, kiss, kiss
	Come on and help me out
	Desperate times call for desperate measures
	And desperate desires lead to desperate pleasures
	You know?
	Oh yeah, you know, don't you?
	Oh god, you don't?
	Oh no, you don't, do you?
	Won't you teach, teach, teach me if you can
	How to be more cosmopolitan
	Who needs class when you got money?
	Well I've got cash, but you've got everything else
	Well you can call me crazy, but I heard that sells
	Oh, why can't I be you?
	Oh, how can I be you?
	Oh, it's so easy for you to be
	Just what everyone wants to be
	So, why not me?
	Tell me, why not me?
	Tell me!
	Well look, look, look who's laughing now?
	Well it's me-e-e, but not too loud
	I won't make it on my own for long, dear
	I'm doing anything to just hold on here
	It's true, it's true
	That I could just walk a mile in another man's shoes
	Oh, why can't I be you?
	Oh, how can I be you?
	Oh, it's so easy for you to be
	Just what everyone wants to be
	So, why not me?
	Tell me, why not me?
	Now listen to me, listen to me
	You're what I should be, what I could be
	So what do you say, what do you say?
	I'm willing to pay, begging to pay
	Now what'll it take, what'll it take,
	To get me a break, give me a break?
	Oh what can you do, what can I do
	To make you like me, make me like you?
	Why can't I be you?
	Oh, how can I be you?
	Oh, it's so easy for you to be
	Just what everyone wants to be
	The things never stop haunting me
	You can make it look so easy!
	Why not me?
	Tell me!
	Why not me?
	Oh, tell me!
	Why, not me?