[00:16.47] | 他住在九龙城有七个大老婆 |
[00:19.43] | 小老婆先不说他的情妇叫做绮梦 |
[00:22.54] | 他喜欢踢足球来一碗叉烧饭 |
[00:25.61] | 地球危险太多他就滚回他的火星 |
[00:29.93][01:20.98] | 背着喜剧之王太沉重 |
[00:34.05][01:25.38] | 圈圈你个叉叉 |
[00:36.01][01:27.25] | 乞丐要比皇帝还好做 |
[00:40.65][01:31.88][01:52.22] | 少林功夫好耶 |
[00:43.01][01:54.30][02:39.25] | 他名叫周星星用眼泪玩游戏 |
[00:45.85][01:57.23][02:42.23] | 一两个小时只不过想逗逗你开心地 |
[00:49.70][02:00.90][02:45.86] | 开不开心随你自己啊哈哈哈 |
[00:55.40][02:06.69][02:51.66] | 他名叫周星星这就是他的命 |
[00:58.33][02:09.66][02:54.63] | 一心一意只不过想要逗逗你开心地 |
[01:02.00][02:13.38] | 身边的人 来来去去剩他自己 |
[01:07.70] | 身边美女如云鸡姐如花齐名 |
[01:10.58] | 小强是他兄弟穿上西装扮凌凌漆 |
[01:13.78] | 诚实的豆沙包食神荣誉出品 |
[01:16.89] | 小人物的生命一秒钟几十万来去 |
[01:34.35] | 我既一生有如滔滔江水连绵不绝 |
[01:38.10] | 总猜到前头但系估唔到呢个结局 |
[01:40.88] | 我只想活得更经典 |
[02:20.14] | 他功夫高明没得比 |
[02:26.08] | 却留不住一万年后的你 |
[02:31.15] | 才发现不是每个人都可以拿A士 |
[02:58.25] | 转过身去擦干泪滴剩他自己 |
[03:05.67][03:08.69][03:11.38][03:14.60] | 他名叫周星星 |
[03:19.18] | 打完收工 |
[00:16.47] | ta zhu zai jiu long cheng you qi ge da lao po |
[00:19.43] | xiao lao po xian bu shuo ta de qing fu jiao zuo qi meng |
[00:22.54] | ta xi huan ti zu qiu lai yi wan cha shao fan |
[00:25.61] | di qiu wei xian tai duo ta jiu gun hui ta de huo xing |
[00:29.93][01:20.98] | bei zhe xi ju zhi wang tai chen zhong |
[00:34.05][01:25.38] | quan quan ni ge cha cha |
[00:36.01][01:27.25] | qi gai yao bi huang di hai hao zuo |
[00:40.65][01:31.88][01:52.22] | shao lin gong fu hao ye |
[00:43.01][01:54.30][02:39.25] | ta ming jiao zhou xing xing yong yan lei wan you xi |
[00:45.85][01:57.23][02:42.23] | yi liang ge xiao shi zhi bu guo xiang dou dou ni kai xin di |
[00:49.70][02:00.90][02:45.86] | kai bu kai xin sui ni zi ji a ha ha ha |
[00:55.40][02:06.69][02:51.66] | ta ming jiao zhou xing xing zhe jiu shi ta de ming |
[00:58.33][02:09.66][02:54.63] | yi xin yi yi zhi bu guo xiang yao dou dou ni kai xin di |
[01:02.00][02:13.38] | shen bian de ren lai lai qu qu sheng ta zi ji |
[01:07.70] | shen bian mei nv ru yun ji jie ru hua qi ming |
[01:10.58] | xiao qiang shi ta xiong di chuan shang xi zhuang ban ling ling qi |
[01:13.78] | cheng shi de dou sha bao shi shen rong yu chu pin |
[01:16.89] | xiao ren wu de sheng ming yi miao zhong ji shi wan lai qu |
[01:34.35] | wo ji yi sheng you ru tao tao jiang shui lian mian bu jue |
[01:38.10] | zong cai dao qian tou dan xi gu wu dao ne ge jie ju |
[01:40.88] | wo zhi xiang huo de geng jing dian |
[02:20.14] | ta gong fu gao ming mei de bi |
[02:26.08] | que liu bu zhu yi wan nian hou de ni |
[02:31.15] | cai fa xian bu shi mei ge ren dou ke yi na A shi |
[02:58.25] | zhuan guo shen qu ca gan lei di sheng ta zi ji |
[03:05.67][03:08.69][03:11.38][03:14.60] | ta ming jiao zhou xing xing |
[03:19.18] | da wan shou gong |
[00:16.47] | tā zhù zài jiǔ lóng chéng yǒu qī ge dà lǎo pó |
[00:19.43] | xiǎo lǎo pó xiān bù shuō tā de qíng fù jiào zuò qǐ mèng |
[00:22.54] | tā xǐ huān tī zú qiú lái yī wǎn chā shāo fàn |
[00:25.61] | dì qiú wēi xiǎn tài duō tā jiù gǔn huí tā de huǒ xīng |
[00:29.93][01:20.98] | bēi zhe xǐ jù zhī wáng tài chén zhòng |
[00:34.05][01:25.38] | quān quān nǐ gè chā chā |
[00:36.01][01:27.25] | qǐ gài yào bǐ huáng dì hái hǎo zuò |
[00:40.65][01:31.88][01:52.22] | shǎo lín gōng fū hǎo yé |
[00:43.01][01:54.30][02:39.25] | tā míng jiào zhōu xīng xīng yòng yǎn lèi wán yóu xì |
[00:45.85][01:57.23][02:42.23] | yī liǎng gè xiǎo shí zhǐ bù guò xiǎng dòu dòu nǐ kāi xīn dì |
[00:49.70][02:00.90][02:45.86] | kāi bù kāi xīn suí nǐ zì jǐ ā hā hā hā |
[00:55.40][02:06.69][02:51.66] | tā míng jiào zhōu xīng xīng zhè jiù shì tā de mìng |
[00:58.33][02:09.66][02:54.63] | yī xīn yī yì zhǐ bù guò xiǎng yào dòu dòu nǐ kāi xīn dì |
[01:02.00][02:13.38] | shēn biān de rén lái lái qù qù shèng tā zì jǐ |
[01:07.70] | shēn biān měi nǚ rú yún jī jiě rú huā qí míng |
[01:10.58] | xiǎo qiáng shì tā xiōng dì chuān shang xī zhuāng bàn líng líng qī |
[01:13.78] | chéng shí de dòu shā bāo shí shén róng yù chū pǐn |
[01:16.89] | xiǎo rén wù de shēng mìng yī miǎo zhōng jǐ shí wàn lái qù |
[01:34.35] | wǒ jì yī shēng yǒu rú tāo tāo jiāng shuǐ lián mián bù jué |
[01:38.10] | zǒng cāi dào qián tou dàn xì gū wú dào ne gè jié jú |
[01:40.88] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng huó dé gèng jīng diǎn |
[02:20.14] | tā gōng fū gāo míng méi de bǐ |
[02:26.08] | què liú bú zhù yī wàn nián hòu de nǐ |
[02:31.15] | cái fā xiàn bú shì měi ge rén dōu kě yǐ ná A shì |
[02:58.25] | zhuǎn guò shēn qù cā gān lèi dī shèng tā zì jǐ |
[03:05.67][03:08.69][03:11.38][03:14.60] | tā míng jiào zhōu xīng xīng |
[03:19.18] | dǎ wán shōu gōng |