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Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down. |
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If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101 |
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and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby. |
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Books out. Let's go! |
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25% of all men are unstable |
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25% of all men can't be faithful |
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30% of them don't mean what they say |
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and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay |
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That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man |
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That means you never paid attention to these words that I said |
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I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90% |
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and show you what to do to keep the other 10. |
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Don't be a booty call |
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If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl |
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If he's in a relationship |
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If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you |
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Tell him that you're celibate |
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And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it |
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Be the person you wanna find |
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Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime |
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STATISTICS! |
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15% of all men got a complex |
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15% of all men don't practice safe sex |
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20% of them come from homes without a father |
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and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward |
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Something to think about when you're taking a shower |
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Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water |
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I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90% |
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and show you what to do to keep the other 10 |
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Don't be a booty call |
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If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl |
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If he's in a relationship |
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If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you |
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Tell him that you're celibate |
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and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it. |
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Be the person you wanna find |
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Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime. |
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STATISTICS! |
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Be patient! He's waiting! |
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You don't gotta settle for that |
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Leave what is past alone! |
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Get you a backbone! |
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Stop being a silent phone yourself! |
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Have you no checklist? |
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It's gonna take patience |
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Time is still wastin' |
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Don't be a booty call |
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If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl |
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If he's in a relationship |
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If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you |
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Tell him that you're celibate |
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and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it. |
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Be the person you wanna find |
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Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime. |
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STATISTICS! |
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STATISTICS! |
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STATISTICS! |
