| Song | Pee-Ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote |
| Artist | Lobo |
| Album | Introducing Lobo/Of A Simple Man |
| Whenever you are down in Tijuana | |
| I'll tell you who you should go to see | |
| The man who can tell you what is happening | |
| Pee-ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote. | |
| Ask Pee-ro about his friend Rosita | |
| And if he should tell you you'd better not | |
| Ask how is his sister Juanita | |
| Ha, the line he'll give is man you ask a lot. | |
| Oh oh ask Pee-ro | |
| Oh oh ask Pee-ro | |
| Oh oh ask Pee-ro | |
| Oh oh ask Pee-ro | |
| If ever you should feel a little down | |
| Wait til Dr. Pee-ro comes around | |
| He will give you something that will help | |
| Ha, and it just might cure everything else. |
| Whenever you are down in Tijuana | |
| I' ll tell you who you should go to see | |
| The man who can tell you what is happening | |
| Peero Juan Valdez Sam Quixote. | |
| Ask Peero about his friend Rosita | |
| And if he should tell you you' d better not | |
| Ask how is his sister Juanita | |
| Ha, the line he' ll give is man you ask a lot. | |
| Oh oh ask Peero | |
| Oh oh ask Peero | |
| Oh oh ask Peero | |
| Oh oh ask Peero | |
| If ever you should feel a little down | |
| Wait til Dr. Peero comes around | |
| He will give you something that will help | |
| Ha, and it just might cure everything else. |