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The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair |
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Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip |
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In the woods with your bros |
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that you've known since second grade |
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And you may encounter dragons |
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or ruffians and be called upon |
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To employ your testosterone |
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In a battle for supremacy |
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and access to females glued to the TV |
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And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts |
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Bruises and scrapes |
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And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments |
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And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds |
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and when you come home |
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She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes |
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And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth |
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And that's why you |
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Thank God for girls |
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Holla Jesu Christe |
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From Tennessee to LA |
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Thank God for girls |
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On your reckoning day |
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You better bow down and pray |
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She's so big |
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She's so strong |
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She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls |
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Thank God for girls |
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Thank God for girls |
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Thank God for girls |
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I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though |
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She isn't mine |
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I think about her all the day |
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And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive |
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She says I give her sweaty palms |
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she almost had a heart attack |
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The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act |
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I wish that I could get to know her better |
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But meeting up in real life |
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would cause the illusion to shatter |
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I carved her name into all the trees |
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Sang a song down on one knee |
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Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like |
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When I was 14 |
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I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around |
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I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate |
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On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down |
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Thank God for girls |
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Holla Jesu Christe |
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From Tennessee to LA |
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Thank God for girls |
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On your reckoning day |
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You better bow down and pray |
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She's so big |
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She's so strong |
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She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls |
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Thank God for girls |
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Thank God for girls |
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Thank God for girls |
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God took a rib from Adam |
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Ground it up in a centrifuge machine |
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Mixed it with cardamom and cloves |
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Microwaved it on the popcorn setting |
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While Adam was like that really hurts |
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Going off into the tundra so pissed at God |
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And he started lighting minor forest fires |
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Stealing osprey eggs |
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Messing with the bees |
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who were trying to pollinate the echinacea |
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Until God said I'm smite you with loneliness |
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And break your heart in two |
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And Adam wept and wailed |
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Tearing out his hair, falling on his knees |
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Looked to the sky and said |
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Thank God |