| [00:00.342] | 谭顺成、谢玲玲-下次不敢了 |
| [00:01.400] | 谢白:顺成这个家伙 |
| [00:02.880] | 每次跟我约会都迟到 |
| [00:05.49] | 等下他来了 |
| [00:06.459] | 我可要给点颜色他看 |
| [00:07.929] | 谭白:玲玲玲玲对不起 |
| [00:09.749] | 对不起我又来迟了 |
| [00:11.319] | 谢白:哼你知道就好了 |
| [00:14.429] | 谢:每次约会都迟到 |
| [00:18.819] | 等得我好心焦 |
| [00:22.579] | 恨你无事没礼貌 |
| [00:26.49] | 你这人不可靠 |
| [00:29.939] | 为了这次又是迟到 |
| [00:33.609] | 气呀麻气难消 |
| [00:37.259] | 气得我快要血压高 |
| [00:40.759] | 你还在那儿笑 |
| [00:44.08] | 谭:得罪小姐真糟糕 |
| [00:48.208] | 怕得我心儿跳 |
| [00:51.928] | 一切都是我不好 |
| [00:55.428] | 就求你把我挠 |
| [00:59.358] | 为了汽车半路坏了 |
| [01:02.938] | 再也麻不能跑 |
| [01:06.558] | 不是有心要迟到 |
| [01:10.38] | 你知道不知道 |
| [01:13.908] | 谭白:嘿嘿玲玲 |
| [01:16.77] | 谢白:别叫我 |
| [01:17.216] | 谭白:你听我解释麻 |
| [01:18.506] | 谢白:我不要听我不要听 |
| [01:20.46] | 谭白:嗨因为我那架是个 |
| [01:21.705] | 老爷车半路上又坏掉了 |
| [01:24.635] | 幸亏呀遇到我的好朋友 |
| [01:26.974] | 周运扬和秦汉卿 |
| [01:28.704] | 帮我推车不然的话 |
| [01:30.674] | 今晚上可不能够来呢 |
| [01:32.513] | 谢白:你鬼话连篇 |
| [01:33.872] | 我才不相信你呢 |
| [01:35.661] | 谢:听你解释我受不了 |
| [01:39.541] | 越听麻越烦恼 |
| [01:42.521] | 谭:不是胡言扯大炮 |
| [01:46.881] | 原谅我好不好 |
| [01:49.941] | 谢:欺骗的罪名难逃 |
| [01:53.890] | 谭:这次可不得了 |
| [01:57.180] | 谢:我要跟你绝交 |
| [02:01.290] | 你不要把我找 |
| [02:05.319] | 谢白:哼你以后别来找我 |
| [02:07.669] | 谭白:挠了我吧 |
| [02:09.29] | 下次不敢了 |
| [00:00.342] | tan shun cheng xie ling ling xia ci bu gan le |
| [00:01.400] | xie bai: shun cheng zhe ge jia huo |
| [00:02.880] | mei ci gen wo yue hui dou chi dao |
| [00:05.49] | deng xia ta lai le |
| [00:06.459] | wo ke yao gei dian yan se ta kan |
| [00:07.929] | tan bai: ling ling ling ling dui bu qi |
| [00:09.749] | dui bu qi wo you lai chi le |
| [00:11.319] | xie bai: heng ni zhi dao jiu hao le |
| [00:14.429] | xie: mei ci yue hui dou chi dao |
| [00:18.819] | deng de wo hao xin jiao |
| [00:22.579] | hen ni wu shi mei li mao |
| [00:26.49] | ni zhe ren bu ke kao |
| [00:29.939] | wei le zhe ci you shi chi dao |
| [00:33.609] | qi ya ma qi nan xiao |
| [00:37.259] | qi de wo kuai yao xue ya gao |
| [00:40.759] | ni hai zai na r xiao |
| [00:44.08] | tan: de zui xiao jie zhen zao gao |
| [00:48.208] | pa de wo xin er tiao |
| [00:51.928] | yi qie dou shi wo bu hao |
| [00:55.428] | jiu qiu ni ba wo nao |
| [00:59.358] | wei le qi che ban lu huai le |
| [01:02.938] | zai ye ma bu neng pao |
| [01:06.558] | bu shi you xin yao chi dao |
| [01:10.38] | ni zhi dao bu zhi dao |
| [01:13.908] | tan bai: hei hei ling ling |
| [01:16.77] | xie bai: bie jiao wo |
| [01:17.216] | tan bai: ni ting wo jie shi ma |
| [01:18.506] | xie bai: wo bu yao ting wo bu yao ting |
| [01:20.46] | tan bai: hai yin wei wo na jia shi ge |
| [01:21.705] | lao ye che ban lu shang you huai diao le |
| [01:24.635] | xing kui ya yu dao wo de hao peng you |
| [01:26.974] | zhou yun yang he qin han qing |
| [01:28.704] | bang wo tui che bu ran de hua |
| [01:30.674] | jin wan shang ke bu neng gou lai ne |
| [01:32.513] | xie bai: ni gui hua lian pian |
| [01:33.872] | wo cai bu xiang xin ni ne |
| [01:35.661] | xie: ting ni jie shi wo shou bu liao |
| [01:39.541] | yue ting ma yue fan nao |
| [01:42.521] | tan: bu shi hu yan che da pao |
| [01:46.881] | yuan liang wo hao bu hao |
| [01:49.941] | xie: qi pian de zui ming nan tao |
| [01:53.890] | tan: zhe ci ke bu de le |
| [01:57.180] | xie: wo yao gen ni jue jiao |
| [02:01.290] | ni bu yao ba wo zhao |
| [02:05.319] | xie bai: heng ni yi hou bie lai zhao wo |
| [02:07.669] | tan bai: nao le wo ba |
| [02:09.29] | xia ci bu gan le |
| [00:00.342] | tán shùn chéng xiè líng líng xià cì bù gǎn le |
| [00:01.400] | xiè bái: shùn chéng zhè gè jiā huo |
| [00:02.880] | měi cì gēn wǒ yuē huì dōu chí dào |
| [00:05.49] | děng xià tā lái le |
| [00:06.459] | wǒ kě yào gěi diǎn yán sè tā kàn |
| [00:07.929] | tán bái: líng líng líng líng duì bù qǐ |
| [00:09.749] | duì bù qǐ wǒ yòu lái chí le |
| [00:11.319] | xiè bái: hēng nǐ zhī dào jiù hǎo le |
| [00:14.429] | xiè: měi cì yuē huì dōu chí dào |
| [00:18.819] | děng de wǒ hǎo xīn jiāo |
| [00:22.579] | hèn nǐ wú shì méi lǐ mào |
| [00:26.49] | nǐ zhè rén bù kě kào |
| [00:29.939] | wèi le zhè cì yòu shì chí dào |
| [00:33.609] | qì ya má qì nán xiāo |
| [00:37.259] | qì dé wǒ kuài yào xuè yā gāo |
| [00:40.759] | nǐ hái zài na r xiào |
| [00:44.08] | tán: dé zuì xiǎo jiě zhēn zāo gāo |
| [00:48.208] | pà dé wǒ xīn ér tiào |
| [00:51.928] | yī qiè dōu shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [00:55.428] | jiù qiú nǐ bǎ wǒ náo |
| [00:59.358] | wèi le qì chē bàn lù huài le |
| [01:02.938] | zài yě má bù néng pǎo |
| [01:06.558] | bú shì yǒu xīn yào chí dào |
| [01:10.38] | nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào |
| [01:13.908] | tán bái: hēi hēi líng líng |
| [01:16.77] | xiè bái: bié jiào wǒ |
| [01:17.216] | tán bái: nǐ tīng wǒ jiě shì má |
| [01:18.506] | xiè bái: wǒ bú yào tīng wǒ bú yào tīng |
| [01:20.46] | tán bái: hāi yīn wèi wǒ nà jià shì gè |
| [01:21.705] | lǎo yé chē bàn lù shàng yòu huài diào le |
| [01:24.635] | xìng kuī ya yù dào wǒ de hǎo péng you |
| [01:26.974] | zhōu yùn yáng hé qín hàn qīng |
| [01:28.704] | bāng wǒ tuī chē bù rán de huà |
| [01:30.674] | jīn wǎn shàng kě bù néng gòu lái ne |
| [01:32.513] | xiè bái: nǐ guǐ huà lián piān |
| [01:33.872] | wǒ cái bù xiāng xìn nǐ ne |
| [01:35.661] | xiè: tīng nǐ jiě shì wǒ shòu bù liǎo |
| [01:39.541] | yuè tīng má yuè fán nǎo |
| [01:42.521] | tán: bú shì hú yán chě dà pào |
| [01:46.881] | yuán liàng wǒ hǎo bù hǎo |
| [01:49.941] | xiè: qī piàn de zuì míng nán táo |
| [01:53.890] | tán: zhè cì kě bù dé le |
| [01:57.180] | xiè: wǒ yào gēn nǐ jué jiāo |
| [02:01.290] | nǐ bú yào bǎ wǒ zhǎo |
| [02:05.319] | xiè bái: hēng nǐ yǐ hòu bié lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [02:07.669] | tán bái: náo le wǒ ba |
| [02:09.29] | xià cì bù gǎn le |
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