| ——致田狗蛋—— | |
| [00:04.444] | 太太 太太 你就开门让我进来吧 |
| [00:08.000] | 不开就是不开 谁叫你半夜才回来 |
| [00:13.000] | 我的好太太 |
| [00:16.000] | 请把门打开 |
| [00:19.400] | 今晚我太迟回来 |
| [00:22.000] | 你又何必多疑猜 |
| [00:25.500] | 我说你活该 |
| [00:28.500] | 绝不把门开 |
| [00:31.000] | 谁叫你早不回来 |
| [00:34.000] | 让我独自在等待 |
| [00:37.500] | 我的好太太 |
| [00:41.000] | 一切我不该 |
| [00:44.000] | 让你独自在等待 |
| [00:47.000] | 公司却又把会开 |
| [00:50.000] | 说谎你不该 |
| [00:53.000] | 快从实招来 |
| [00:56.000] | 否则我不把门开 |
| [00:59.000] | 你站在外面苦等待 |
| [01:04.000] | 开开门吧 太太 |
| [01:06.000] | 哼 人家贾先森跟你是同事 他早就回家睡大觉 而你却半夜才回来 你是搞什么鬼 |
| [01:15.000] | 请你不要叫 |
| [01:18.000] | 请你不要闹 |
| [01:21.000] | 夫妻若天天来操 |
| [01:24.000] | 这样怎能过到老 |
| [01:27.000] | 说我呱呱叫 |
| [01:30.000] | 都是你不好 |
| [01:33.000] | 不发威当我病猫 |
| [01:36.000] | 气的我快要拿刀 |
| [01:39.000] | 不要开玩笑 |
| [01:42.000] | 搞你不要搞 |
| [01:46.000] | 我听见立刻想跑 |
| [01:48.500] | 弄出人命不得了 |
| [01:52.000] | 不是开玩笑 |
| [01:55.000] | 一堵气难消 |
| [01:58.500] | 我要你从实快招 |
| [02:01.000] | 不然真的要拿刀 |
| [02:06.000] | 我来问你 开会怎么开到三更半夜 |
| [02:09.000] | 开完会老板请吃宵夜嘛 |
| [02:11.000] | 去哪里吃 |
| [02:12.000] | 哎呀 我们黄老板是出了名的古惑仔 就在大排档吃 @#￥叽里呱啦找脑髓呢…… |
| [02:20.000] | 哼 我不信 |
| [02:21.000] | 那你就先开门给我进去好不好 |
| [02:23.000] | 好 等天亮我就开门给你 |
| [02:25.500] | 哎呀 惨了 |
| [02:29.000] | 我的好太太 |
| [02:32.000] | 一切我不该 |
| [02:35.500] | 让你独自在等待 |
| [02:38.000] | 公司却又把会开 |
| [02:41.500] | 说谎你不该 |
| [02:44.500] | 快从实招来 |
| [02:48.000] | 否则我不把门开 |
| [02:50.000] | 你站在外面苦等待 |
| [02:55.000] | 喂 你不开门 我就去睡旅店 你别怪我做出对不起你的事 我走喽 |
| [03:00.000] | 什么 你要去睡旅店 不行不行……喂 你别走啊 |
| [03:04.000] | 我开门啦~ |
| （问：各位易友，到底男主角有没有说谎？） |
| zhi tian gou dan | |
| [00:04.444] | tai tai tai tai ni jiu kai men rang wo jin lai ba |
| [00:08.000] | bu kai jiu shi bu kai shui jiao ni ban ye cai hui lai |
| [00:13.000] | wo de hao tai tai |
| [00:16.000] | qing ba men da kai |
| [00:19.400] | jin wan wo tai chi hui lai |
| [00:22.000] | ni you he bi duo yi cai |
| [00:25.500] | wo shuo ni huo gai |
| [00:28.500] | jue bu ba men kai |
| [00:31.000] | shui jiao ni zao bu hui lai |
| [00:34.000] | rang wo du zi zai deng dai |
| [00:37.500] | wo de hao tai tai |
| [00:41.000] | yi qie wo bu gai |
| [00:44.000] | rang ni du zi zai deng dai |
| [00:47.000] | gong si que you ba hui kai |
| [00:50.000] | shuo huang ni bu gai |
| [00:53.000] | kuai cong shi zhao lai |
| [00:56.000] | fou ze wo bu ba men kai |
| [00:59.000] | ni zhan zai wai mian ku deng dai |
| [01:04.000] | kai kai men ba tai tai |
| [01:06.000] | heng ren jia jia xian sen gen ni shi tong shi ta zao jiu hui jia shui da jue er ni que ban ye cai hui lai ni shi gao shen me gui |
| [01:15.000] | qing ni bu yao jiao |
| [01:18.000] | qing ni bu yao nao |
| [01:21.000] | fu qi ruo tian tian lai cao |
| [01:24.000] | zhe yang zen neng guo dao lao |
| [01:27.000] | shuo wo gua gua jiao |
| [01:30.000] | dou shi ni bu hao |
| [01:33.000] | bu fa wei dang wo bing mao |
| [01:36.000] | qi de wo kuai yao na dao |
| [01:39.000] | bu yao kai wan xiao |
| [01:42.000] | gao ni bu yao gao |
| [01:46.000] | wo ting jian li ke xiang pao |
| [01:48.500] | nong chu ren ming bu de le |
| [01:52.000] | bu shi kai wan xiao |
| [01:55.000] | yi du qi nan xiao |
| [01:58.500] | wo yao ni cong shi kuai zhao |
| [02:01.000] | bu ran zhen de yao na dao |
| [02:06.000] | wo lai wen ni kai hui zen me kai dao san geng ban ye |
| [02:09.000] | kai wan hui lao ban qing chi xiao ye ma |
| [02:11.000] | qu na li chi |
| [02:12.000] | ai ya wo men huang lao ban shi chu le ming de gu huo zai jiu zai da pai dang chi ji li gua la zhao nao sui ne |
| [02:20.000] | heng wo bu xin |
| [02:21.000] | na ni jiu xian kai men gei wo jin qu hao bu hao |
| [02:23.000] | hao deng tian liang wo jiu kai men gei ni |
| [02:25.500] | ai ya can le |
| [02:29.000] | wo de hao tai tai |
| [02:32.000] | yi qie wo bu gai |
| [02:35.500] | rang ni du zi zai deng dai |
| [02:38.000] | gong si que you ba hui kai |
| [02:41.500] | shuo huang ni bu gai |
| [02:44.500] | kuai cong shi zhao lai |
| [02:48.000] | fou ze wo bu ba men kai |
| [02:50.000] | ni zhan zai wai mian ku deng dai |
| [02:55.000] | wei ni bu kai men wo jiu qu shui lv dian ni bie guai wo zuo chu dui bu qi ni de shi wo zou lou |
| [03:00.000] | shen me ni yao qu shui lv dian bu xing bu xing wei ni bie zou a |
| [03:04.000] | wo kai men la |
| wen: ge wei yi you, dao di nan zhu jue you mei you shuo huang? |
| zhì tián gǒu dàn | |
| [00:04.444] | tài tài tài tài nǐ jiù kāi mén ràng wǒ jìn lái ba |
| [00:08.000] | bù kāi jiù shì bù kāi shuí jiào nǐ bàn yè cái huí lái |
| [00:13.000] | wǒ de hǎo tài tài |
| [00:16.000] | qǐng bǎ mén dǎ kāi |
| [00:19.400] | jīn wǎn wǒ tài chí huí lái |
| [00:22.000] | nǐ yòu hé bì duō yí cāi |
| [00:25.500] | wǒ shuō nǐ huó gāi |
| [00:28.500] | jué bù bǎ mén kāi |
| [00:31.000] | shuí jiào nǐ zǎo bù huí lái |
| [00:34.000] | ràng wǒ dú zì zài děng dài |
| [00:37.500] | wǒ de hǎo tài tài |
| [00:41.000] | yī qiè wǒ bù gāi |
| [00:44.000] | ràng nǐ dú zì zài děng dài |
| [00:47.000] | gōng sī què yòu bǎ huì kāi |
| [00:50.000] | shuō huǎng nǐ bù gāi |
| [00:53.000] | kuài cóng shí zhāo lái |
| [00:56.000] | fǒu zé wǒ bù bǎ mén kāi |
| [00:59.000] | nǐ zhàn zài wài miàn kǔ děng dài |
| [01:04.000] | kāi kāi mén ba tài tài |
| [01:06.000] | hēng rén jiā jiǎ xiān sēn gēn nǐ shì tóng shì tā zǎo jiù huí jiā shuì dà jué ér nǐ què bàn yè cái huí lái nǐ shì gǎo shén me guǐ |
| [01:15.000] | qǐng nǐ bú yào jiào |
| [01:18.000] | qǐng nǐ bú yào nào |
| [01:21.000] | fū qī ruò tiān tiān lái cāo |
| [01:24.000] | zhè yàng zěn néng guò dào lǎo |
| [01:27.000] | shuō wǒ guā guā jiào |
| [01:30.000] | dōu shì nǐ bù hǎo |
| [01:33.000] | bù fā wēi dāng wǒ bìng māo |
| [01:36.000] | qì de wǒ kuài yào ná dāo |
| [01:39.000] | bú yào kāi wán xiào |
| [01:42.000] | gǎo nǐ bú yào gǎo |
| [01:46.000] | wǒ tīng jiàn lì kè xiǎng pǎo |
| [01:48.500] | nòng chū rén mìng bù dé le |
| [01:52.000] | bú shì kāi wán xiào |
| [01:55.000] | yī dǔ qì nán xiāo |
| [01:58.500] | wǒ yào nǐ cóng shí kuài zhāo |
| [02:01.000] | bù rán zhēn de yào ná dāo |
| [02:06.000] | wǒ lái wèn nǐ kāi huì zěn me kāi dào sān gēng bàn yè |
| [02:09.000] | kāi wán huì lǎo bǎn qǐng chī xiāo yè ma |
| [02:11.000] | qù nǎ lǐ chī |
| [02:12.000] | āi yā wǒ men huáng lǎo bǎn shì chū le míng de gǔ huò zǎi jiù zài dà pái dàng chī jī lǐ guā lā zhǎo nǎo suǐ ne |
| [02:20.000] | hēng wǒ bù xìn |
| [02:21.000] | nà nǐ jiù xiān kāi mén gěi wǒ jìn qù hǎo bù hǎo |
| [02:23.000] | hǎo děng tiān liàng wǒ jiù kāi mén gěi nǐ |
| [02:25.500] | āi yā cǎn le |
| [02:29.000] | wǒ de hǎo tài tài |
| [02:32.000] | yī qiè wǒ bù gāi |
| [02:35.500] | ràng nǐ dú zì zài děng dài |
| [02:38.000] | gōng sī què yòu bǎ huì kāi |
| [02:41.500] | shuō huǎng nǐ bù gāi |
| [02:44.500] | kuài cóng shí zhāo lái |
| [02:48.000] | fǒu zé wǒ bù bǎ mén kāi |
| [02:50.000] | nǐ zhàn zài wài miàn kǔ děng dài |
| [02:55.000] | wèi nǐ bù kāi mén wǒ jiù qù shuì lǚ diàn nǐ bié guài wǒ zuò chū duì bù qǐ nǐ de shì wǒ zǒu lóu |
| [03:00.000] | shén me nǐ yào qù shuì lǚ diàn bù xíng bù xíng wèi nǐ bié zǒu a |
| [03:04.000] | wǒ kāi mén la |
| wèn: gè wèi yì yǒu, dào dǐ nán zhǔ jué yǒu méi yǒu shuō huǎng? |
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