[00:00.257] | 老婆罚跪-谭顺成/谢玲玲 |
[00:01.210] | 男: |
[00:14.586] | 谁人说我怕老婆 |
[00:18.185] | 老张不要乱胡说 |
[00:21.730] | 其实是老婆她怕我 |
[00:25.308] | 我喝酒她不敢多说 |
[00:28.839] | 去按摩她不敢罗嗦 |
[00:32.466] | 要是我站着她不敢坐 |
[00:35.834] | 你有没有搞错 |
[00:37.725] | 我说少来她不说多 |
[00:41.104] | 你有没有搞错 |
[00:43.23] | 如果我想要娶小老婆 |
[00:46.549] | 她也不敢反对我 |
[00:49.830] | 喂你老婆她好凶哟 |
[00:53.554] | 她听见你没命活请你相信我 |
[00:59.36] | 我不怕那个黄脸婆 |
[01:02.384] | 女: |
[01:18.372] | 你敢说我黄脸婆 |
[01:22.350] | 决不把你来放过 |
[01:25.987] | 如今我要你跪下说 |
[01:29.478] | 你是否想娶小老婆 |
[01:33.184] | 每天晚上还去按摩 |
[01:36.782] | 我要把你的头来敲破 |
[01:39.826] | 男: |
[01:40.151] | 我求你原谅我 |
[01:41.528] | 女: |
[01:42.180] | 还要深深把你折磨 |
[01:44.999] | 男: |
[01:45.568] | 我求你放了我 |
[01:46.713] | 女: |
[01:47.555] | 你是否想要娶小老婆 |
[01:50.591] | 男: |
[01:51.78] | 打死我也不敢做 |
[01:54.569] | 好老婆原谅我别生气 |
[01:59.873] | 你别冒火 |
[02:01.374] | 女: |
[02:01.885] | 不要来求我跪到天亮别罗嗦 |
[00:00.257] | lao po fa gui tan shun cheng xie ling ling |
[00:01.210] | nan: |
[00:14.586] | shui ren shuo wo pa lao po |
[00:18.185] | lao zhang bu yao luan hu shuo |
[00:21.730] | qi shi shi lao po ta pa wo |
[00:25.308] | wo he jiu ta bu gan duo shuo |
[00:28.839] | qu an mo ta bu gan luo suo |
[00:32.466] | yao shi wo zhan zhe ta bu gan zuo |
[00:35.834] | ni you mei you gao cuo |
[00:37.725] | wo shuo shao lai ta bu shuo duo |
[00:41.104] | ni you mei you gao cuo |
[00:43.23] | ru guo wo xiang yao qu xiao lao po |
[00:46.549] | ta ye bu gan fan dui wo |
[00:49.830] | wei ni lao po ta hao xiong yo |
[00:53.554] | ta ting jian ni mei ming huo qing ni xiang xin wo |
[00:59.36] | wo bu pa na ge huang lian po |
[01:02.384] | nv: |
[01:18.372] | ni gan shuo wo huang lian po |
[01:22.350] | jue bu ba ni lai fang guo |
[01:25.987] | ru jin wo yao ni gui xia shuo |
[01:29.478] | ni shi fou xiang qu xiao lao po |
[01:33.184] | mei tian wan shang hai qu an mo |
[01:36.782] | wo yao ba ni de tou lai qiao po |
[01:39.826] | nan: |
[01:40.151] | wo qiu ni yuan liang wo |
[01:41.528] | nv: |
[01:42.180] | hai yao shen shen ba ni zhe mo |
[01:44.999] | nan: |
[01:45.568] | wo qiu ni fang le wo |
[01:46.713] | nv: |
[01:47.555] | ni shi fou xiang yao qu xiao lao po |
[01:50.591] | nan: |
[01:51.78] | da si wo ye bu gan zuo |
[01:54.569] | hao lao po yuan liang wo bie sheng qi |
[01:59.873] | ni bie mao huo |
[02:01.374] | nv: |
[02:01.885] | bu yao lai qiu wo gui dao tian liang bie luo suo |
[00:00.257] | lǎo pó fá guì tán shùn chéng xiè líng líng |
[00:01.210] | nán: |
[00:14.586] | shuí rén shuō wǒ pà lǎo pó |
[00:18.185] | lǎo zhāng bú yào luàn hú shuō |
[00:21.730] | qí shí shì lǎo pó tā pà wǒ |
[00:25.308] | wǒ hē jiǔ tā bù gǎn duō shuō |
[00:28.839] | qù àn mó tā bù gǎn luō suo |
[00:32.466] | yào shì wǒ zhàn zhe tā bù gǎn zuò |
[00:35.834] | nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gǎo cuò |
[00:37.725] | wǒ shuō shǎo lái tā bù shuō duō |
[00:41.104] | nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gǎo cuò |
[00:43.23] | rú guǒ wǒ xiǎng yào qǔ xiǎo lǎo pó |
[00:46.549] | tā yě bù gǎn fǎn duì wǒ |
[00:49.830] | wèi nǐ lǎo pó tā hǎo xiōng yō |
[00:53.554] | tā tīng jiàn nǐ méi mìng huó qǐng nǐ xiāng xìn wǒ |
[00:59.36] | wǒ bù pà nà gè huáng liǎn pó |
[01:02.384] | nǚ: |
[01:18.372] | nǐ gǎn shuō wǒ huáng liǎn pó |
[01:22.350] | jué bù bǎ nǐ lái fàng guò |
[01:25.987] | rú jīn wǒ yào nǐ guì xià shuō |
[01:29.478] | nǐ shì fǒu xiǎng qǔ xiǎo lǎo pó |
[01:33.184] | měi tiān wǎn shàng hái qù àn mó |
[01:36.782] | wǒ yào bǎ nǐ de tóu lái qiāo pò |
[01:39.826] | nán: |
[01:40.151] | wǒ qiú nǐ yuán liàng wǒ |
[01:41.528] | nǚ: |
[01:42.180] | hái yào shēn shēn bǎ nǐ zhé mó |
[01:44.999] | nán: |
[01:45.568] | wǒ qiú nǐ fàng le wǒ |
[01:46.713] | nǚ: |
[01:47.555] | nǐ shì fǒu xiǎng yào qǔ xiǎo lǎo pó |
[01:50.591] | nán: |
[01:51.78] | dǎ sǐ wǒ yě bù gǎn zuò |
[01:54.569] | hǎo lǎo pó yuán liàng wǒ bié shēng qì |
[01:59.873] | nǐ bié mào huǒ |
[02:01.374] | nǚ: |
[02:01.885] | bú yào lái qiú wǒ guì dào tiān liàng bié luō suo |