| Song | Ballbearing Blues |
| Artist | Kevin Ayers |
| Album | Confessions of Dr. Dream and Other Stories |
| Ballbearing blues | |
| Ballbearing blues | |
| I'm gonna sing you some red herring news | |
| If you don't wear shoes | |
| You'll have no shoes to lose | |
| And that's the end of the news | |
| Rio. |